•AbeMazing•
@abemazing
What don’t I do? Photographer, Farmer, IL. Gay too. Partnered up and Wanda’s (🐈) dad. 420
This lil thong makes me feel sluttier than going commando. Walk in on me like this…wwyd!? #gay #underwear
Sometimes I wanna pull out my hawg while I’m sunnin’ then I remember I’m in the front yard.
Pride Month Voice Reveal: Took my god daughter fad shopping and then we sent each other unboxing videos. Enjoy!
Happy Pride! I came out in early 30s (but apparently everyone knew, I just had to be accepting of myself) Here’s one my coming out stories: My mom came home and told me she had a secret. I told her I had one too. She said she won $1500 on slots I told her I just sucked a dick. She high fived me.
Cuppla gays had Cats: The Jellicle Ball stage tix and it was incredible! Was our first Broadway show. #broadway
Sorry to my neighbors but I declare it my first Speedo season. And I’m gonna oil my hairy tiddies and let them be free.
Maybe I’ll start using Hipstamatic again for shit like this. Here’s my tummy and a new flamingo suit.
Get a man who can take a lunchtime facial and then be presentable to deliver homemade cinn rolls to your parents. I’m the man.