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post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Apr 1

neighborhood stray cat update: guess who decided to come sit with me (not pictured: i slow blinked at her and she did The Cat Flop!!)

A stray cat that more or less lives in my backyard. She is a greyish tabby with bright green eyes and white markings. She is laying on her side on the ground looking very chill.

Same cat, now laying with her head turned upside down in a very adorable way. Her eyes are so intense, lol.

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Apr 1

from the other night 🎨

A close up of my eyes/eyeshadow. I have a shimmery, light green color on my eyelid, a deep red in the crease and outer corners, and a very light gold shade on the inner corners. I am also wearing black winged eyeliner. This was a fun one :)

Same as last pic but this time I’m looking off to the side, you can see the outer corner blending a little better and also my eyeliner which turned out pretty darn good.

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Mar 31

neighborhood stray cat update: SHE RUBBED UP AGAINST MY LEGS TODAY!!! TWICE!!! she’s never let me get within less than a foot of her before, let alone touch her. I AM SO EXCITED

A local stray cat I call Mymou (monkey in Greek) laying on her back in my yard looking very silly. She is a greyish tabby with a beautiful soft looking white tummy. I want to love her so bad

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Mar 28

GOOD

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Mar 22

I CAME TO FIND YOU SO I COULD SHOW YOU THIS

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Mar 3

A woman looking grossed out and then looking like “well….maybe it’s not so gross”

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Mar 3

behold the Banana Hot Dog

A sweet hawaiian hot dog bun with peanut butter and strawberry jelly smeared on each side, then a small layer of potato chips, and then a big ole banana in the middle. It’s like a dessert hot dog. I should have put more PB&J on it though. The ratio wasn’t quite right. But you live and you learn ya know? Also Lauren convinced me to add some caramel after this pic was taken and it was a very good addition.

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Mar 1

have you ever seen a stray cat so at peace

An adorable short haired greyish tabby cat with a very white tummy laying on her back on a bunch of gravel, paws tucked in, slumped as fuck. She is a local TNR’d neighborhood cat that I’ve named Mymou which means monkey in Greek because she likes to climb & hide in trees. She basically lives in my backyard now. I’m working on getting her to come inside.

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Feb 27

if you’re a cheese goblin like me i highly recommend getting this. you can use it for so many things if you’re a real cheese goblin

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Feb 15

new favorite magnet 🥹 thank you bluesky for introducing me to my gorgeous thoughtful wife 🩷 happy valentine’s day

Magnet with a screenshot of the iconic post where I met Lauren for the first time. I brought her tbell and she posted “you’ll never guess who brought me taco bell” with a pic of my dashboard with tbell on it. Everyone lost their shit. We’ve been inseparable ever since 🥰

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Feb 13

neighborhood stray cat update: she just army crawled across the fence for literally no reason (she had at least 3 quicker & easier routes she could have taken to her destination)

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Feb 12

GUESS WHO I GOT TO COME INSIDE

A neighborhood cat that I call Mymou (pronounced mee-moo, it’s monkey in Greek) sitting on the tile in my kitchen looking over her shoulder. She’s a beautiful greyish tabby with white markings including little white socks for paws. I love her so much I would die for her I want her to come live with me so bad but she left on her own accord shortly after this picture was taken. I had to sit there with my back turned to get her to come in. 😂

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Feb 11

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post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Feb 7

mymou (the stray) went in for the kiss first btw!!!!!

My cat sesame in the foreground with her back to the camera, and the stray cat named mymou (pronounced mee-moo, means monkey in Greek) touching noses. The picture is extremely grainy and not great.

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Jan 16

i’ve been putting elvis’ name with random things for a week now because it makes me laugh every time

"Elvis" in Messages
Delvis. Door Elvis

That's when you buy a bunch of ground meat and then mold it into Elvis like a wax figure except meaty

Melvis. Meat Elvis

Slelvis. Slappy Elvis

Pelvis. Period Elvis

Helvis. Headache Elvis

Grelvis. Grilled Elvis

Melvis. Mammary Elvis

Celvis - colon elvis
Selvis. Suppository Elvis
Relvis. Rectum Elvis

Alvis (pronounced ale-vus). Anus
Elvis

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Jan 12

easy there tiger

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Jan 12

here’s the pic that photographer took btw

Pic of some stupid dumb stinky idiot ICE goon laying on his back in the snow after slipping on ice

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Jan 12

y’all wanna see some ice-on-ice violence? 🥰

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Jan 7

we sure do love our “not a cop” signaling

AZ license plate that says “NOTACOP” (not a cop) on a decommissioned police car that still looks sketchy

This is also a decommissioned police car. This time the license plate says “NOWEEWO” (no wee-woo, as in the sound that sirens make)

AZ license plate that says “F3LON” (felon)

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Jan 7

i am not exaggerating when i say the AZ DMV will approve just about anything.

AZ license plate that says “BMWFAG” (they drive a BMW)

AZ license plate that says MRBAITR (masturbator)

AZ license plate that says SM3GMA (smegma)

AZ license plate that says ICUM1ST (i cum first)

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Jan 6

one of my favorite things about arizona is that our DMV does not give a single fuck and will approve almost anything. case in point

An arizona license plate that says “CVNTY” (cunty)

AZ license plate that says WHORESY (horsey - it’s a play on it being a mustang). It also has a brazzers license plate frame, so there are obvious implications

AZ license plate that technically says “NLDRLR”, but since it’s a U of A license plate it has a giant “A” in the front, making it ANLDRLR aka “anal driller”

AZ license plate that says “PRIUSSY” (it’s on a Prius). Bonus: it has a sticker for a local shop called Curious Nature where they sell taxidermied dead stuff

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Dec 25

merry christmas from my gay lil family to yours 🩷 check out lauren’s new apron

Lauren standing up looking down wearing an apron that says “i like my butt rubbed and my pork pulled” and her arms are behind her back because she’s tying it

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Dec 22

if looks could kill…

My cat sesame, a brown short haired tabby, laying down on my bed and looking at me with the angriest face ever

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Dec 15

excuse the terrible diagram but if reeses cups could fuck would it be ridge to ridge, butt to butt, or ridge to butt ?

Terrible drawings of Reese’s cups showing them ridge to ridge, butt to butt, and ridge to butt

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Dec 15

christmas mode: activated ✅

Pic of my Christmas tree which is lit up in multicolored lights, wrapped in red & green garlands and a string of pearls, covered in various ornaments with a star on top. Slightly visible in the background/to the side are two small stockings (one for my living cat and one for my cat who passed) and one big stocking that my nana hand-knitted for me when I was a baby. It’s going on its 28th christmas and still holds together like a champ!

4 Lego ornaments I built yesterday. They are small (about palm-sized), round, and colorful. They are a snowman, a Santa, a present wrapped in a bow, and a reindeer

3 more LEGO ornaments I built yesterday. They are 3 gingerbread people dressed up in various Christmas-y outfits and looking very happy

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Nov 28

i’m still obsessed with r/weirdeggs btw

A bunch of eggs in various shades of blue to light brown arranged in a circle around what is allegedly an egg but looks like a root vegetable

Hard boiled egg cut in half showing another smaller egg on the inside that has two tiny yolks

Horrifying image. 2 hard boiled eggs sitting on a paper towel covered in a dark grey-green stringy substance. It’s a biohazard for sure

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Nov 22

ladies and gentlemen, we got him

The douchebag whose mom I’m going to fuck deleted his post

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Nov 21

is that fucking BLOOD on his shirt????? 😭 it’s giving

Iconically meme’d picture of Miley cyrus looking VERY intensely into the camera with face picking scabs all over her face and red eyes

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Nov 21

i’m not attracted to 17 year olds

The Norman Rockwell painting “freedom of speech”, intended to imply saying something brave/unpopular. It is a man standing up bravely among a sitting crowd staring at him, looking like he’s about to say something

post-birthday grace@acab4cutie· Nov 20

sometimes i still go to twitter to check the local news. this was the sole reply under an article about the crazy storms we had last night. please laugh with me bc all i can do is laugh at this point 🙃