acekingoffsuit
@acekingoffsuit
Past: FGC event schedules, Best of V, Dot Esports & TekkenWorldTour.com Present: Fatherhood, shitposting Future: ?
I have issues. Our house had an old backyard fire pit. It had random car parts & broken glass, plus many of the bricks were broken, so it needed to come down. Finally got a chance to take it down today, only to discover this... A big ass fucking stump.
Me: I can go to the bathroom. My boys are old enough that they can go 3 minutes without creating total chaos. Me, 3 minutes later:
Corporate wants you to identify the differences in these pictures.
Capcom is asking a young, stereotypically-broke, and highly tech-savvy group to pay $40 to watch something they had been able to get for free for years. I don't see that working out well for them.
Somewhere in the world, some theater is going to make this into a movie marathon.
It is the late 20XXs. Justin Wong, having lived a long, joyous life surrounded by friends and family, has passed on. He is greeted at the gates by St. Peter. "It's time to go home. Let's go, Justin." Justin weeps. At that moment, he knows what comes next, and what comes for all of eternity.
My greatest contribution to the FGC wasn't an event stream schedule or a helpful article or an insightful comment on Best of V. It was this.
"It's time for a game we like to call 'World's Worst.' In this game, I'll give them a prompt and our performers will step onto the World's Worst Stage and give us the worst examples of that prompt they can think of. Let's start with... World's worst announcement made at Evo 2025"
Real people being voiced by someone other than themselves is quickly becoming my favorite fighting game archetype.