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Ugh today

Think it’s cool to be pushing 40 and still getting acne breakouts. My skin is still producing oil. The oil is good. It will protect me.

finally getting paid this week

not a surprise question but is the NYT just dumb or being deliberately obtuse (yes we know it's the latter)

they're me

local man discovers dyke bar

This one was life changing

Look at this. Soothing, like a back rub

My angel she faceplant

I keep thinking about this quote from Brian Eno and how we’ll probably see this happening with generative AI. 😕

Got into a staring contest with some deer

My stalker has died

I mean this one lives in a kiddie pool and is having the time of its life

How I think I look when taking selfies vs how I actually look

if you date me you get this

found a mural dedicated to me

I’m afraid to read this

oh this is gonna get a lot of mileage

posting this from my computer so i can save it later to my phone

Recipe for an Orangina dupe with like 1/8 of the sugar