I do not like this but she says she has’ta cause she has Erins and can’t leave me in the car cause it’s hots. I don’t know who Erins is but I don’t think they’re very nice. Maybe they’re a cat. Anyhow, here’s some pittures of me. Have good times! 2/2

Simcha’s Bug Adventure: Hiya friends! It’s me? Simcha Bagel, and I misseded you’s a bunches. Things has been differnt here lately cause the hoomom has been going on ‘ventures without me. That means she leaves me at home and goes on car rides. 1/2

Do not let this look of innocent bewilderment fool you, people of the internet. This is the face of a wee Bagel who watched his mother walk barefoot across her own apartment living room, step on his own Thors Hammer style chew toy, curse loudly and colorfully, and fall to the ground. 1/2

I slepted all day when we got back to the partment and these are pittures of me showing the hoomom I am not a happy Bagel, but I can’t be too mean because she’s really worried I won’t eat foods. I throwed up a little after my long nap and the hoomom gave me a pill for my tummy 6/8

The doctor told the hoomom my butt sploded from zy-et-ee probly, and I should eat foods that don’t taste good even though they come from a can and SHOULD taste good because they smells real bad. 5/8

This morning I had a splodey butt and the people didn’t like that so they called the hoomom and I hadda see a doctor who pokeded my parts and then have another baff just for my butt. It was okay though I GUESS because you guys the hoomom came back. 4/8

I hadda sleep in a crate thing with other puppers around and she knows I hate that. And I had the pills that make me sleepy a lot and the peoples at the place gaved me a baff AGAIN which I did not ask for thank you so muchly. 3/8

but she didn’t put in nothin for Simcha Bagel essept some foods and the pills that makes me sleepy and my humpy hedgeyhog. We went on a car ride and she tooked me to the place we went last times when I had a baff and then she LEFTED ME THERE FOR EBER. 2/8

Simcha’s Big Adventure: it’s been forevvvvvvver friends, did you miss me? Cause I have had a time, let me tell you! I shoulda knowed something was up, this pitture of me and the hoomom is on the day this week she was puttin clothes in the bag like when we goes visit, 1/8

Every year I forget until like night two and am like “idek where my menorah is” this year we’re making it work. Chag Samaech to those celebrating and love and healing for Australians Jews.

Sometimes you just gotta spend actual monies to buy the crown so people remember who they’re talking to.

This last pitture is me with the bone. Ima sleeps now, but you have heards my complain. Help the hoomom make better choices for next time, please. Bones are okay, though. 5/5

I was going to be unhappy serious for a while (as you can sees, probly) but the hoomom said I did so good I gotted to have a marrow bone and she is very smart a’cause that was like a manana from heaben. 4/5

This next pitture is me right after the baffs. I made sure the hoomom could see I was not happy. Even worser than the baffs was the blow dries. I do not like the blow dries. Even when the hoomom uses it on her and she’s not even a bagel. 3/5

That’s right after the hoomom said it was time for baffs. I do not preciate baffs. I tolded the hoomom that the doctor said I couldn’t get my sitches wet cause ‘a my surdree and the hoomom said I was healeded good that’s why I don’t have to wear the donut no mores. 2/5

Simcha’s Big Adventure: hiya peoples, it is I, Simcha Bagel. And I know it’s a shock to the systems but I gotta lodge a complain. See this first pitture? This was me, Simcha Bagel, this morning. See how happy and immocent I was? See this next pitture? 1/5

This is the face of a Bagel who just tried to put his entire face in my mouth when I was mid-yawn.

It’s been very very hot outside and also rainy so the last few weeks we haven’t been going on as many long walks which I don’t like but we get to be on the porch where I can bark at stuffs. I’m sure surdree is going to be fine, mostly I can’t wait to have more foods again. 3/3

I hadded a humptety with my hedgehog and then threw it off the bed last night, as you can see I did not preesh that. But the Hooman rescued my hedgehog right after so that was okay. 2/3

Simcha’s Big Adventure: Good morning friends! It’s my surdree day and I still don’t know what that is but we went to the place where all the other dogs go to bark and the hoomom lefted me! Last night I wasn’t allowed to have foods but she gave me some peanut butter which I liked muchly thank you.1/3

I did not like the donut balloon thing. Even tho I think I like donuts. They’re like Bagels, but lickier. 3/3

I told her I won’t lick my butthole. I said promise, but she said it’s not my butt hole she’s worried about and THEN she took off my harness and maded me wear a balloon thing around my neck that she says looks like a donut. 2/3

Simcha’s Big Adventure: Hiya friendos! It’s me, Simcha Bagel! Did you miss me? I’ve been super busy licking stuffs and the Hoomom says I gotta have surdree on Thursday. I don’t know what that means, but so fars it says I have to wear clothes that make my butthole disappeared. 1/3

Aaaaaand still no power. electric company projects it’ll get turned on around 4 this afternoon. There are a lot of downed trees. This was right outside my apartment. RIP the full fridge of food I splurged on for the month on Wednesday.

The hoomom says it’s over thirty and she calls them goth canaries. Idk what a turkey buzzard is either but that’s a lot of ‘em. 2/2

Simcha’s Big Adventure: No big deal, friends, but when the Hoomom and I went out for walkies earlier today some weird big-dogs with wings and weird faces were eating something in the dog park and we just went out again and now there’s a whole lot of them. Just lookit. 1/2

Which is a lot like regular only I hadda try to not bite so much, which is silly cause that’s just playing! Anyway I hope you’re good and you get lots of scritchies and yummy treaty-treats! 6/6

For the whole rest’a the day whenever i saw something i barked real good so the hoomom knows I’m a big boy even tho she had to carry me that time. The hoomom’s mom came tonight for dinner and that was nice but she didn’t wanna play too good so i hadda use manners. 5/6

scooped me up and carried me away because he was an angry honky. I think he was protectering his wifey tho, the hoomom said there was a lady goose real close, so i guess thats okay but it was still mean. 4/6

One day we was walking on the grasses by the lake and i was sniffing (like i does) and a guy-honkie ran at me real-mad. He had me and the hoomom all backed against a partment building and I couldnt go no wheres quick-fast like i usually would. So i mighta cried a little loud and the hoomom 3/6