Adam Smith

@adamlsmith

Liverpool fan (@AndCouldHePlay7 on the other place & now here too). Actor/voiceover (Adam Stevens). Do stuff like The Anfield Wrap. I have multiple sclerosis but refuse to say I’m a victim of it.

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Adam Smith@adamlsmith· 14d

Look, I’m not a recovering alcoholic or drug addict or anything serious like that, but I do think the fact that this was bought yesterday and at least some of it is going to make it through to tomorrow is deserving of some sort of recognition. A medal or something I dunno.

a photo of what might be the best chocolate ever which is a choceur salted pretzel bar from aldi

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· 16d

One of these headlines seems less serious than the others.

a screenshot of an article saying half of england officially in exceptionally serious drought

a screenshot of a news story saying two firefighters killed in crete as southern europe battles wildfires

a screenshot of a news story saying the heat took him from me India’s death toll rises amid escalating heat crisis

a screenshot of a news story saying hotter summers may force rhs to move hydrangeas to north of england

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· 21d

Great fun tonight seeing @4hundredblows.bsky.social’s work in progress for his Edinburgh show. If you’re going to be at the Festival, make sure you buy a ticket!

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· 25d

He’s home ❤️❤️❤️❤️

a gorgeous black dog with a grey beard and a blue bandage on one of his paws is lying on a fluffy dog bed inside a green dog crate.

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· 27d

the meme of drake in a red-orange puffer jacket holding his hand up and shying away from a sign saying drag artists reading to children on the top half. On the bottom half the same drake is pointing and smiling at a sign saying literal sex bots teaching them

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· 29d

The meme I referenced on yesterday’s Gutter, for those who listened but don’t know it.

a screen showing three scenes from arrested development, with the first subtitled well did it work for those people? the second subtitled no it never does I mean these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might but and the third saying but it might work for us.

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· 29d

Successful project: Putting a TV on the wall. Unsuccessful project: The TV initially not being up properly, falling off and smashing a LEGO dog to pieces. 🙃

a large television on the wall of a kitchen, below which is a bin and a table, whilst to the side of which is a door to a sun-streaked garden.

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· Jul 7

The people of Clacton and Count Binface have the chance to do something unbelievably funny here.

a screenshot of a guardian news story saying Labour, Tories and Lib Dems refuse to stand in byelection with Farage's resignation labelled 'desperate stunt' above a picture of a self-serving cunt in a blue jacket surrounded by union jacks that he probably shags when no one is looking

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· Jun 26

The very definition of “mad dogs & Englishmen”

a photograph of a crowd watching cricket at trent bridge

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· Jun 25

Ah that’s nice for them isn’t it? It’s great when already rich people get more money for no reason.

a screenshot of a guardian news article saying
Breaking news
Crown estate makes more than £1bn profit for third year running

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· Jun 21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

a screenshot of a guardian headline saying:

Breaking news
Revealed: Brexit voting areas have seen faster growth in foreign workers since EU referendum

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· Jun 19

Baptism by fire for Iraola. I was about to say that we’d find out if Slot’s insane bad luck around injuries would carry over to the new guy based on how Muñoz got on in the World Cup but I see he’s already injured 🙃

a screenshot of a graphic around the difficulty of the fixtures for each team with a headline saying that opta think the reds have the joint toughest start to the season

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· Jun 17

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· Jun 14

And again

a sign held up at a rally against a load of racist morons saying racism is weird have you tried hobbies

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· Jun 14

Reddit does it again

a screenshot of a newspaper with a section highlighted that says carlo ancelotti has managed some of the world’s top clubs and everton

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· Jun 12

I haven’t watched any World Cup action yet and I’m not in a rush to do so, but I’ve just seen a video of this duck waddling along in a Mexico shirt so now I support them.

a duck wearing a green mexico shirt is walking behind someone wearing a human version of the shirt as well as black tracksuit bottoms and white trainers

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· Jun 12

Precisely what holidays were designed for. Thanks, @4hundredblows.bsky.social.

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· Jun 6

Fuck every single politician that is enabling this ongoing genocide.

a screenshot of a guardian news story that has the guardian icon on the left and a picture of a man holding up a mobile phone showing a child on it next to the words seven-month-old palestinian baby shot dead by israeli troops in occupied west bank

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· Jun 3

The man is a massive bellend in terms of his faking injuries, roughhousing etc., but this is a significantly nicer story than him being racially abused. Well done, Gunners.

a screenshot of a headline saying gabriel’s shirt sales increase by 350% after missing penalty in arsenal's champions league
final defeat

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· Jun 1

Me wearing my old clothes now I’ve lost a bit of weight

dominik szoboszlai wearing massive baggy cream shorts and a badly fitting striped shirt over a white t shirt

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· May 31

Do NOT buy anything from Pandora. Bought my wife this ring in Singapore & it’s somehow become misshaped. Took it into the Pandora shop in Liverpool to be told it’s “not a manufacturing fault” and they won’t exchange items bought in another country. Global brand? Nope, just a bunch of pisstakers.

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· May 25

As a kid in the 80s and 90s, this was where we went in Hoylake for things like birthday parties. Kids today don’t know they’re born. www.hoylakejunction.com/friday-photo-200314

a terrifying thing that looks a bit like a turkey with its innards on display above a sign saying finniland

Adam Smith@adamlsmith· May 9

Anyone who listened to the What Football Means to Me episode I recorded with Andy McCann will no doubt be as delighted as I am to see this picture he’s just sent me. 💪💪💪🎉🎉🎉