Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter

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Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· 8d

Holy sh*t these just arrived and they are gorgeous in foil #mtg #secretlair #theirmagicislimitless

Magic the Gathering Secret Lair "Their Magic Is Limitless" in foil

Dark Ritual
Cultivate
Finale of Devastation
Lathril, Blade of the Elves
Coat of Arms
Sol Ring
Path of Ancestry
Llanowar Elves
Elf Warrior token

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· 20d

I mean, this right here, the Sword of Mill and Wolves

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· 28d

It’s Moopsy vs. The Meep, who you got, MtG fam?

The Meep from Doctor Who
Magic card art by Billy Christian

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Jul 7

Dude. 420. 420, dude. #Magicthegathering #Marvel #Thor #JaneFoster

The Mighty Thor, Jane Foster, from Magic the Gathering set Marvel Superheroes. This is the extended art version (foil) -- collector number 420. Dude.

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Jun 6

Atari 2600 Superman

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Jun 4

stir, season to taste

Virulent Silencer
{3}
Artifact Creature — Robot Assassin

Whenever a nontoken artifact creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters.

2/3

High Perfect Morcant
{2}{B}{G}
Legendary Creature — Elf Noble

Whenever High Perfect Morcant or another Elf you control enters, each opponent blights 1. (They each put a -1/-1 counter on a creature they control.)

Tap three untapped Elves you control: Proliferate. Activate only as a sorcery.

4/4

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Jun 3

No one with an American flag next to their name could be a weird liar

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Jun 3

Quote Post an album that you have listened to 100+ times

The Rocky Horror Picture Show Audience Participation Album cover art (vinyl)

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· May 18

Toot Sweet 3 Artifact - Food T: Add one mana of any color {X}, {T}, sacrifice Toot Sweet: Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. [flavor text] The toot of a flute with the flavor of fruit! No longer need candy be mute!

Truly Scrumptious plays a tune on a Toot Sweet

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· May 18

Hilarious that they keep the waiting room going...

Secret Lair waiting room showing an estimated wait time of 13 minutes, for a product that is sold out. *shrug emoji

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· May 15

Wege Prize 2026 under way!

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· May 12

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· May 1

Agree, though Blackmail seems more thematically appropriate, going by the card name. Also if @levdev.bsky.social is right about the Rakdos colors, could be something like Burnt Offering

Magic the Gathering card Burnt Offering, from Ice Age

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Apr 27

And every woman.

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Apr 20

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Apr 7

You're right, and I don't know what to do about it. In February of 2017 I expressed my fear of a nuclear exchange for the first time since the end of the Cold War. Since then I've been this guy in the photo for nearly a decade. No idea if my level of alarm is appropriate but there's shit to get done

Alberta, Canada guy mowing his lawn knew there was a tornado, but the lawn needed mowing. "I was keeping an eye on it," he told reporters after the photo went viral.

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Mar 31

Data says, "play pauper, trans your gender"
His brother counters, "play trans your, pauper gender"

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Mar 16

My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: Are we including the War Doctor, the Fugitive Doctor, and the Valeyard? If so, it's 17 -- 18 if you include the current "doctor" Billie Piper

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Mar 16

OMG y'all DanDan secret lair broke the internet #secretlair #dandan

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Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Mar 5

We agree with you but object to the use of the term "poodle" as an epithet

Zasu the long-hair chihuahua and Gemma the toy poodle snuggling together

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Mar 2

OMG, you guys it's happening tomorrow morning before sunrise, you guys IT'S HAPPENING #MTG #MagictheGathering #BloodMoon www.space.com/stargazing/l...

Magic the Gathering card Blood Moon
From the 1994 set The Dark
Art by Tom Wanerstrand (depicts a red-tinged moon above a sterile landscape)

3 mana red enchantment
Oracle text: "Nonbasic lands are Mountains"

Flavor text: "Heavy light flooded across the landscape, cloaking everything in deep crimson."

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Jan 30

OMG they are so beautiful #Strixhaven

Scryfall search showing three different versions of Secrets of Strixhaven Mystical Archives reprints of Stock Up

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Jan 30

Y'all, any word whether the return to #Strixhaven means a return to the Mystical Archive reprints? I friggin' love these.

Strixhaven Mystical Archive: Mizzix's Mastery

Strixhaven Mystical Archive: Demonic Tutor

Strixhaven Mystical Archive: Natural Order

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Jan 26

Wait, like crystal shopping? Or crystal shopping?

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Jan 23

I play Magic the Gathering, and last year they released a sci-fi theme set with a handful of cards that feature this exact style. Love these so much.

Magic the gathering cards, "Special guest" reprints from the Edge of Eternities set featuring pulp sci-fi-inspired art

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Jan 14

This energy

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Jan 9

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Jan 6

Commander needs to attack? It has white in its color identity? Run Unquestioned Authority, without question.

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Dec 31

This bad boy right here, especially this borderless treatment with brain planets. Iron Man loves it, he turns it into an artifact and makes copies of it. Weapons Manufacturing and Munitions tokens ftw.

Magic card Weapons Manufacturing (borderless) from Edge of Eternities

Great, Gilded Bloat aka Worldly Tooter@adamsull· Dec 31