This brave bitch was the first one dancing on stage tonight. I was rewarded with an incredible vantage point to see my friend and favorite DJ work his magic on the decks.

first night out since halloween

Finally got a pair of everyday heels that don’t require me to spend 10 minutes buckling up but also still serve a tiny bit of cunt

@vereena.gay fell asleep with her door open, so I’m getting to spend some auntie time with the dog 🫶

Dreams really can come true

Bad pic. Phone sucks. Cool view of Jupiter tn. Too bad the wish I made on “the first star I see tonight” isn’t gonna come true because it was a good one.

Wanna take away my healthcare? I'll just freeze my fucking balls off. Checkmate Transphobes.

It took nearly 13 months, but I finally completed the next milestone towards my tradwife merit badge. I cooked an actual meal for @vereena.gay and I, using a recipe and everything! Dill smoked salmon egg salad sandwiches on fresh croissants

Real. Also, HQ cosplay is making a return for Halloween, with a few new enhancements!!!! 😈 ♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️

I say no to drugs, but the don’t listen 🤷‍♀️

You should be dancing with me rn

These would look great draped over your shoulders

I love when the dog comes over to visit 🫶

ok, like it sucks that I'm still up hacking on code for a deadline that is due two months ago.... but this git history is SO FUCKING BEYOND EPIC

BREAKING: Roundabouts have nearly mastered asexual reproduction.

The pesky thing about them tables... They always turn.

This is my roommate’s pet. We’ve had a bit going for over a year where we only refer to her as our dog. When people get confused, we just say she’s trans

Post a female character you love One is no fun. Here's two. Who wants to be my ivy?

meanwhile, on the fascism site...