Aden Albert (@adenalbertcreative) · DIRTY

Aden Albert

@adenalbertcreative

I’m Aden, a photographer and writer based in South Carolina. he/him Site: Fiction: or @theneon.church

645 Following2,681 Followers3,152 Posts

Is this your profile?Claim it and adenalbertcreative.dirty.social is yours.Claim profile

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· 12d

has anyone checked to see if Palmer Luckey is a Ditto masquerading as a bass player

Palmer Luckey, right-wing donor and weapons manufacturer, wearing a chyme-yellow shirt and poorly groomed cranial and facial hair. Upon his face is a smug expression because he knows the billions he earned through selling VR headsets to Facebook have purchased him indemnity for his odious opinions and the opportunity to purchase single-source contracts by laundering those billions into donations to Republican committees. All this is opinion. Also since he's a Ditto Pokemon, not a person, he doesn't have standing to sue.

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Jul 7

vacation 📷 fuji x-t5, fujinon xf 23mm #photography

A walkway over sea oat-filled dunes leading to white sand beaches and an emerald azure sea beneath a blue cloud strewn sky

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Jun 24

Two buttons meme, the first of which is “concession speech,” the second is “flounce,” with a gloved finger hovering uncertainly between the two. Except we live in the future and we know they’re picking flounce. Of course they are.

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Jun 10

…uh

Coffee ice cream in a machine being churned

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Jun 8

all i'm asking for is a minimum of effort

Screenshot of spam email whose contact block reads This is an automated message. Please do not reply to this email. Company name, 123 Business Ave, Suite 100, New York NY 10001

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Jun 3

Post an album you have listened to 100 times.

The album cover for “Guidance,” by Russian Circles

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· May 4

2 may 2026 📷 fuji x-t5 #photography #urbangaze #classicmono

A sign in front of a chained-off parking space says NO BACKING IN TO PARKING SPACES. An office chair sits against the back of the parking space, leaning against the wall, backed in.

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· May 2

26 apr 2026 📷 fuji x-t5 #photography #blueskyArtShow #shadowplay #ECK

a glance at tree leaves through three window panes; above the pane on the left, an acoustic tile reflects the sunlight in a sculpted haze

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· May 1

26 apr 2026 📷 fuji x-t5 #photography #urbangaze #ECK

Trees seen through a window hazed by diaphanous reflections, bracketed by dark shadows. A railing bisects the window.

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Apr 30

29 apr 2026 📷 fuji x-t5 #photography #urban

An empty street with dark trees and a shadowed, poorly-maintained ONE WAY sign, at the right side of the frame, pointing to the left.

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Apr 22

heron's shadow on the reedy river, 5:01pm 22 apr 2026

The silhouette of a heron against waves on a river

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Apr 16

still life waiting for the school concert to start, 16 apr 2026 📷 fuji x-t5, fujinon xf50mm #photography #ECK #stilllife

A potted plant on the edge of a stage in a plastic bag, draped in shadow, cement block wall behind it

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Apr 9

you might need this for future repliers

A man looks sourly at his own reflection, pressing his hand to the mirror. The caption reads DID I JUST ARGUE A JOKE? PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATION SERIES

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Apr 6

wednesday 6:07pm 📷 fuji x-t5, fujinon xf23mm #photography #ECK

A man rests on a bench, looking down at his phone in his hands, as the sun sets behind the buildings on an empty street.

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Apr 5

sometime after sunrise, somewhere 📷 fuji x-t5, fujinon xf23mm #photography #ECK

Lens flare highlights the sun peeking between the silhouette of an angular building and the frame of a large window facade in a building looking out over trees and a city skyline. To the right a light fixture holds a bulb, dim, yellower than the white sunlight

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Apr 3

downtown, 5pm 1 apr 2026 📷 fuji x-t5, fujinon xf 28mm #photography #urbangaze #ECK

The Reedy River in downtown Greenville, SC. The locks are seen beneath a pedestrian bridge, which partially obscure buikdings under a featureless sky

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Mar 26

21 mar 2026 #photography #alphabetchallenge #weekLforLayers #urban #classicmono #ECK

Trees in front of a city sidewalk, with an overhang in the middleground, and a series of windows on a parallel building that meet with a perpendicular series of windows on another building

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Mar 17

lights and power. 6 mar 2026. 📷 fuji x-t5, xf 23mm #photography

sunset, with trees, clouds, transmission tower, and a traffic light

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Mar 17

wow, the one time it's okay to say "not all men"

an almost unbelievably inane new york times article attempting to extrapolate trump buying shoes for everyone to a more general extrapolation that all men buy shoes that are too big. which, no. we don't. we buy shoes like humans buy shoes, which is to say, the size of our feet.

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Mar 17

QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack

Original NES box art from Mega Man 3

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Mar 11

in the middle of making weird art with wood and math (and dice rolls but that happened a few days ago)

Clear tape over a wood panel with intersecting diagonals drawn on them to find the center of a rectangle. A small pin nail is hammered into the point of intersection

A hand rotates a compass whose needle sits in the hole made by the pin nail. The tape has been removed from the wooden panel. If you were inclined you could do the math to find the circle will be approximately 11% of the area of the panel

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Mar 10

25 feb 2026 📷 fuji x-t5, rokinon 12mm

A city street, a marquee lined with bulbs, a telephone pole, an suv, a cloudy sky, blurred from camera motion

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Mar 8

hard to paint when your acrylics have turned to sculpy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sad little wads of dried up paint, more akin to polymer clay than anything else

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Mar 8

A ways back down the calendar the 7yo wanted pictures of Pokémon. So, father-son photoshoot. It was so much fun and he picked things up way quicker than I ever did.

A young boy, eye to the viewfinder, takes a picture of a pink Pokémon that isn’t Clefairy but I can’t remember which it really is right now.

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Mar 7

steeple 4 mar 2026 📸fuji x-t5, rokinon 12mm

A small church at dusk, a telephone pole in the foreground, its lamp lit, black wires crossing the darkening sky. The church beckons with a light at its front doors and swallowing blackness around the bottom of the frame.

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Mar 7

city steeples 4 mar 2026 📸 fuji x-t5, rokinon 12mm

Traffic cones wrapped together in caution tape on the sidewalk, clustered like the towers of the Sagrada Família

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Mar 5

4 mar 2026 📸 fuji xt-5, rokinon 12mm #photography #monochrome

Black mesh netting in front of a staircase. A sign hangs from the netting saying STAIRWAY with an arrow pointing left and right

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Mar 4

The pink-haired one, Valley, from the Witchlings series

Witchlings, by Claribel A. Ortega

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Mar 4

Some brushwork on my daughter for her “dress like a favorite character” day outfit

Aden Albert@adenalbertcreative· Mar 3

Pikachu can now smell and hear its prey

A dyed yellow t-shirt with a stylized Pikachu face, now with nose and ears