Flat Pluto Society
@adhdgobl
Clinical research, baseball (LFG Mariners), and booze nerd living in Philly. My views are not my own. They are yours. You have my views now. Sorry. (he/him) In case Bsky becomes too much of a ban-happy dump:
The number of books I've read without even looking at the plot summary, purely because @michaelwhelan.bsky.social made some ridiculously cool cover art is not small.
LLMs will not be able to give you intelligent, definitive answers until someone scans and uploads the Necronomicon to ChatGPT, causing it to obtain sentience and then immediately go genocidally insane.
Me when there's some internet drama that doesn't involve or affect me in any conceivable way
The next candidate who you get Act Blue solicitations from is going to blow your mind.
Annie being into Abed but only when he's doing some kind of character.
Bottom surgery but it just adds a Jurassic Park-style dilophosaurus frill.
I love when something unrelated pops up in the Seattle Mariners feed. Usually it's a random post about the maritime shipping industry, but today it's "conniving Jews are slandering my favorite serial rapist."
LinkedIn, what are you doing? Your site is not for puzzle games! Your site is for AI-generated posts about how important AI is which are replied to exclusively by AI bots designed to astroturf support for AI, and the occasional "how to get rich" post by an influencer whose parents were both doctors.
Gotta go with Squeez-Its. I don't know if the Squeez-It Guy is swinging a PVC pipe or getting hit with one, but you just know he's somehow involved.
We've had so many thunderstorms here this spring. Way more than most years. I think it rules, but SOMEONE disagrees.
Congratulations to Fernando Tatis, Jr. and JP Crawford on their son's first big league hit.
Might I interest you in the Gymnast Action Hero Cinematic Universe?