AdrienneHope

@adriennehope

I still just want to make shit and do art until the seas rise to reclaim us. Jewish nature witch & div student, she/her

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AdrienneHope@adriennehope· Jul 7

Current progress on my Umbria Summer Top 🧶 #KnitSky

A white broken rib stitch yoke on the needles

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· Jul 7

A red mini poodle (named Nutmeg but often called Nuggie) on a couch with a speech bubble encompassing the quoted skeet

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· Jul 3

Me? Anxious? Of course not.

A set of stackable cooling racks with english muffins on the bottom rack and yellow cupcakes on the top rack

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· Jul 2

Here is Nutmeg Daveed, for tax. Unfortunately I could not find any good pics of him from the various bnai mitzvah parties he has attended or in his kippah or chanukah shirt. Rest assured, he is a very active member of the Jewish community and has visited the synagogue nearly every day this week.

A red mini poodle laying on a blue pillow on a couch and looking at the camera

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· Jul 1

So pleased with his destruction

A red mini poodle in a play position on a rug, surrounded by shreds of toilet paper, tp rolls, and one unexplained sock

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· Jun 28

Now I just need to weave in the ends and block it.

A mirror selfie of a woman in a cream hand knit sweater with bugs in an ombre of yellow to purple

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· Jun 23

Nutmeg Nug Nuggy Nugget Chicken Nugget Chicky Nuggy Crispy Breading Prince Nuggy Fluffy Boy Prince Baby Young Man Mister Nuggy

A red mini poodle laying in the unfolded laundry pile

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· Jun 19

In retrospect, this sign was a threat

A yellow sign promoting "Oxford's Best Burrito"

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· Jun 15

A doctor in Georgia has the solution, apparently.

Article text: "Midday Saturday, the Triangle was the navel of North Carolina while the state tried to button a too-small shirt over a too-broad belly. The ends just couldn't meet."
Ad below the article text shows an illustration of a torso with a large belly contrasted with a torso with unnaturally defined abs above the caption, "A Doctor From Georgia Shared How To Remove A Hanging Bell...
Dean Health Insight"

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· May 24

What a vibe I bring to div school

YOUR CLOSEST STAR
Porphyry of Tyre
c. 234-c. 305 • Tyre, Rome
THE NEOPLATONIST AGAINST THE CHRISTIANS
Your taste lives in the Porphyrian neighborhood: Plotinus's disciple and editor, a sophisticated pagan philosopher who wrote a fifteen-book attack on Christianity that the church found dangerous enough to burn. The cultural neighbors are people drawn to philosophical critique of religious claims, the defense of an older world against Christian totalization, and the question of whether reason and revelation can finally be reconciled.

Philo of Alexandria
c. 20 BCE-c. 50 CE • Alexandria, Hellenistic Jewish 47% resonance
the Alexandrian Jewish Platonist.
Plotinus
c. 204-270 • Egypt, Rome 46% resonance
the Neoplatonist mystic.
Gregory of Nyssa
c. 335-c. 395 . Cappadocia 40% resonance
the mystical Cappadocian.
Origen of Alexandria
c. 184-c. 253 • Alexandria, Caesarea 38%
resonance
the speculative theologian.

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· May 18

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle:

the flying fish things from Atlantis the lost empire

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· May 17

Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone

A NYT promo image featuring Martha Steward in August of 1976, with the following pull quote from the phone interview promised by the image: "I was the original [expletive] tradwife. And I was just as pretty as those girls, and more organized."

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· May 16

Chomp.

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· May 8

Incredible followup

A graphic from NYT with the headline "Rudy Giuliani Seeks to Have Health Care Covered by 9/11 Program"

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· May 1

Happy May Day from the public school labor protest (no marching pics bc I am here with my nephew)

A woman with pigtails in a red t-shirt with a dog in a baby sling

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· Apr 28

Guuuuyyyyys, look what finally came on Friday!!!

Siddur Lev Shalem for Weekdays sitting on a coffee table

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· Apr 24

We are experiencing a giant octopus revival

A red mini poodle ravages a purple octopus plush that is roughly the same volume as his torse

The same red mini poodle beside the same octopus, moments before a second attack

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· Apr 17

A completely different and unrelated pastry to what Google tells me a bear claw is. Different filling, different dough, different cooking process. This must either be a donut vs pastry shop thing or a North vs South thing.

A light purple sign in a bakery case reads "BEAR CLAW" in dark purple text. On the rack, a pastry consisting of a rectangle donut dough fried and coated in glaze with cuts halfway down the pastry. No filling is visible.

The same bear claw, now disassembled and held open to reveal with certainty that there is no filling between the bear toes.

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· Apr 4

I found the most incredible rage bait yesterday.

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· Apr 1

Chag sameach

A pantry with a frog print curtain fully covering one shelf.

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· Mar 31

@suesswassersee.bsky.social How my Christian Theologies class went today

Trinity diagram featuring Jesus, Sabbatai Zevi, and Menachem Mendel Schneerson, all as Messiah

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· Mar 22

New York Journal front page featuring headline: CRISIS IS AT HAND cabinet is in session growing belief in SPANISH TREACHERY

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· Mar 13

Can confirm: the actress who played Brigitta in the Sound of Music tonight does in fact befriend animals (including Nutmeg right after the show)

Image of playbill:
HADDIE MAC (Brigitta) is over the moon to be on stage as Brigitta! Recently toured Asia as Marta (u/s Gretl) in the 23/24 The Sound of Music International Tour. Offstage, she's chasing sparkles, bouldering mountains, befriending animals, and developing her wanderlust. Known to friends as Haddie Mac n' Cheese, she's thankful for the teachers and mentors who guide her, her professional team-and for her family, who makes all her dreams come true. Follow along: @haddiemac

AdrienneHope@adriennehope· Mar 6

Her name is Mama Cat and when the contractor came over for help I was like, "are you sure it's not just Nama Cat, the yard cat who looks just like her?" It was not Nama Cat.