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DVS@advsntt· 12d

In today's episode of "I probably shouldn't be here": Did y'all know there is a MASSIVE ravine between Desolace and Stonetalon Mountains in Classic WoW?

My Undead Tinker, Eod, in a precarious place out of map in Ascension WoW

DVS@advsntt· 27d

The art: The reference: The artist:

The result of Puck’s morning bunny kicks

What my lovely girlfriend pointed out the mark looked like, and like, the resemblance is uncanny

DVS@advsntt· 28d

My gaming obsession of late has been the private WoW "Conquest of Azeroth" servers on Ascension 21 brand new classes completely livening up the game and I am having a BLAST as an Eternal Bloodmage tank (I'm Hemogoblin btw) Werewolf go BRRRRRRRRRRRR

Details! Damage Meter in World of Warcraft showing the overall Damage Done at the end of a Wailing Caverns dungeon.

Name - Total Damage - Damage Per Second
Hemogoblin(Me) - 796k - 2.3k DPS
Duca - 262k - 751 DPS
Umizawa - 226k - 649 DPS
Cuteandcunty - 197k - 565 DPS
Rainbowdeath - 157k - 451 DPS

My Eternal Bloodmage, Hemogoblin, in the Badlands. He has the Flaming Wrath Polearm weapon on his back and the Nightmarish Book of Ascension floating next to him

DVS@advsntt· Jun 25

Spoiler-free review of House of the Dragon’s season 3 premiere, courtesy of me and my girlfriend

Shocked face gif guy, responded with Schitts Creek Ew gif

DVS@advsntt· Jun 17

My favorite thing about a raid releasing in WoW while I’m already at max ilvl is immediately securing a gold damage parse as healer across LFR-Heroic just for shits and giggles 😂 (Unfortunately lost the number one on Heroic just as I went to get screenshots 😅)

LFR Damage leaderboard for all healer specs on the new Sporefall raid boss. My Mistweaver Monk is at the #1 overall position with 60k DPS.

Normal Damage leaderboard for all healer specs on the new Sporefall raid boss. My Mistweaver Monk is at the #1 overall position with 64k DPS.

Heroic Damage leaderboard for all healer specs on the new Sporefall raid boss. My Mistweaver Monk is at the #2 overall position with 57k DPS.

DVS@advsntt· Jun 16

Here's my Mechagnome Assassination Rogue, Stab-bot for #MogMonday! Tried to go more mecha than gnome, finding inspiration in the harvest golems, with a hint of inspiration from the movie 9

Stab-bot the Mechagnome Rogue stands in the Eastern Plaguelands in World of Warcraft. He has rusted robotic arms and legs, holding dual Fang of the Pit daggers. His frame appears to have fel flowing through it, as if it is the blood that powers his mechanical body.

DVS@advsntt· Jun 14

Super Battle Golf has got to be one of the most fun games I've played in ages, every night we play it I end up CRYING laughing to the point of feeling like I might pass out 😂

DVS@advsntt· Jun 12

The best change in this last D2 patch is being able to transmog Exotics because now *thud* can be in his true full Turris Shade form no matter what exotic I'm running

My Titan in Destiny 2, named *thud* (the sound, not the word)

He is a think of absolute beauty and the truest embodiment of what a Godslayer should look like

DVS@advsntt· Jun 11

Seeing folks do Argos again had me going through old clips and this is probably the most fun kill idea I ever had for this boss, and I'm so proud it was one of our many MOTW wins Just the idea of "long range only boss, meet sword" and the buds to spend hours trying it with 😂 #destiny #destiny2

DVS@advsntt· Jun 10

I think it's safe to say that in the last 12 years, I did Become Legend™ in Destiny

Screenshot of my Destiny 1 characters, highlighting the Sign of Containment emblem on my Warlock, awarded for being featured for Movie of the Week during Destiny 1's time.

Screenshot of my Destiny 2 character screen, with each of my characters wearing different Movie of the Week emblems from different years.

Titan - Anamnesis, awarded in D2Y3
Hunter - Lens of Fate, awarded in D2Y1
Warlock - And... Action!, awarded in D2Y5

DVS@advsntt· Jun 7

It's neat to see Lyss and I will be eligible for the emblem, but also god that dropoff hurts to visualize every time 😔

Outline of my time in Destiny 2

First played: Sep 6, 2017
Last played: Oct 31, 2025
Total Active Days: 1548
Longest Streak: 52 days

Year 1: 266 days
Forsaken: 306 days
Shadowkeep: 274 days
Beyond Light: 198 days
Witch Queen: 188 days
Lightfall: 237 days
The Final Shape: 62 days
The Year of Prophecy: 17 days

DVS@advsntt· Jun 1

I actually bothered to get 3k for the first time 🙌😂 #wowsky #warcraft

My Void Elf Mistweaver Monk in World of Warcraft, riding the white and blue Convalescent Carrion mount, which is a large bird with energy coming off its beak and feathers. This is the mount reward for reaching 3000 dungeon score for the 1st season of Midnight.

DVS@advsntt· May 26

Goodnight Bluesky Have a 1.0 Pokémon Scarlet gift that I hit a few hours ago

DVS@advsntt· May 25

There has never been a greater example of my luck in World of Warcraft

To roll need on profession patterns, you both need to have that profession on your character and not have the recipe learned yet.

These are fairly uncommon drops, and when they do drop you’re usually only rolling against a few folks.

In a 25-man LFR, I rolled a 1 and was immediately beat by a 100 because I happened to be in a raid with someone else who had Tailoring.

DVS@advsntt· May 22

The Destiny 2 news today got me missing doing hoodrat shit with buds 😔 feat @kfdmitch.bsky.social

DVS@advsntt· May 21

It's odd, but I honestly grieve Destiny. We should have received an update like this following Final Shape, because everything needs an endpoint(I understand the irony of this as I play 22-year old WoW content). Just wish it came with a variable install and lifting the DCV entirely 😔

Screenshot of my Destiny 2 on Steam. Shows my play time at 5,420.3 hours, but last played Oct 31, 2025. It's depressing to have not touched a game I played this much in over 6 months.

DVS@advsntt· May 13

The anthem for Pandemic 2: Antarctic Boogaloo

Screenshot of Spotify playing Poppy’s “Don’t Go Outside”

DVS@advsntt· May 7

Every time I think of this heatmap it makes me sad I miss having a reason to love Destiny 😔

Heat map of my time played in Destiny 2. Can see that following 2024 and Final Shape, my time played drastically dropped off.

DVS@advsntt· May 6

Mowed the lawn earlier, may have gotten a little carried away

"They don't know" meme format

Guy standing in corner: "They don't know I'm listening to Paramore"
Dancing couple 1: "Yes we do"
Dancing couple 2: "You're singing at the top of your lungs"

DVS@advsntt· Apr 19

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve had to teach a raid party a geometry lesson about arc lengths and their proportionality to the radius in the Voidspire raid in World of Warcraft, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice 😂

Diagram shows 3 points spread out to divide an area into approximate 3rds. Each is labeled V, D, and M. In the top right is the basic arc length formula s=r*theta.

Diagram further shows that a BIG radius equals a BIG arc length, so if my raiders would reduce the radius of their traversal by moving to the middle first to make r small, they’d have a shorter s to traverse and get to their line faster.

DVS@advsntt· Apr 12

For All Mankind finds a way to get me every damn season

Guild chat in World of Warcraft between my buddy(Radaghast) and me(Hitormist):

Radaghast: dvs do you know you're deafened btw
Me: Yeah Lyss and I are watching For All Mankind
Radaghast: I had that as my top guess, but wanted to check haha
Me: I'm definitely not crying because I'm a tough strong man with biceps and a beard
Radaghast: Yeah man I believe you

DVS@advsntt· Apr 9

Stray cat got a bit too close to my bedroom window earlier while Puck was lounging in it, he lost his mind and started trying to push through the screen. I quickly got up and slowly closed the window so he would back up out of it, and he turned his aggression onto me, cornered me, and got my leg 😩

Deep gashes on my shin where poor boi got me 😭

DVS@advsntt· Apr 5

Watching the World of Warcraft Race to World's First Liquid just thought they killed L'ura, only for a secret 4th Mythic phase to reveal itself inb4:

Popular image from Lord of the Rings, with the typical line being "What about second breakfast?", replaced with "What about second secret mythic phase?"

DVS@advsntt· Apr 1

It's good to see that the entire world is getting ready for the Artemis II crew's return to Earth

Image is of an Amazon listing for a Deluxe Ape Costume with Feet. The image has been modified to display that 8 billion+ costumes have been bought in the past month. It's a Planet of the Apes joke.

DVS@advsntt· Mar 25

This is the first time I’ve gone for KSM on the day keys release 😭🙌🏻 Might actually bother with KSL, this season’s dungeons are a blast 😂 Been a fun evening of keys run with guild buds, we peaked at a +11 and then immediately bricked a +10 😅 #WorldOfWarcraft #warcraft #wowsky

Steveaustin, the “Stone Cold” Earthen Frost Mage, rides atop the Calamitous Carrion mount in Silvermoon City in World of Warcraft: Midnight. This mount is the reward for reaching 2000 dungeon score and achieving Keystone Master for the season.

DVS@advsntt· Mar 14

Colonel is just sitting in my lap quietly purring while watching NPCs walk around Silvermoon 😭

A bearded white dork sits in the dark with an adorable ball of orange cat locked the fuck in on World of Warcraft

DVS@advsntt· Mar 11

Colonel got fixed today and he’s feeling the pain meds

Tabby cat Colonel’s Secret Recipe lays on his back, paws in the air, nestled between my arm and torso like a chicken strip sitting in a basket

DVS@advsntt· Mar 10

My Earthen Frost Mage (aka "Stone Cold") Steveaustin is loving #Midnight so far! #WorldOfWarcraft #WoWsky #Warcraft

DVS@advsntt· Mar 9

My girlfriend @lyssasauruss.bsky.social and I had an incredibly close extract in Marathon tonight 😅 Can't deny that I'm actually really enjoying this game, even when we suck at it 😂 Full extract: www.tiktok.com/@a_dvs_ntt/v...

DVS@advsntt· Mar 7

I’ve contributed millions of views on this cover on YouTube by playing it on a loop, time to contribute millions of streams now that’s it’s on Spotify