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Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· 2d

Can I be in The Squad?

Hand drawn flyer announcing a “fun sale” put on by “The Squad.” It reads, The Squad invites you to a fun sale with blind bags, squishier food, plants, and obviously FUN!Join us for our very first sale at harvest park August 9 at 5:30 pm. Hope you join us. There are hand drawn pictures of The Squad in the style of Power Puff girls. There is a picture of a burger and fries with the disclaimer: all items on poster are not for sale. There is another note that says all extra money will be donated. Under the drawing of The Squad it says, The squishy squad, the food squad, YOU name it!!

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· 21d

I stand with

A woman’s hand with two gold wire rings. The first one says taco and the second says bell. There is a lighted Christmas tree in the background.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· 22d

Burn.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Jun 29

It’s just 11am here. So sorry you are up, but enjoy the mild temps. It’s so hot here. Mi sto sciogliendo (I am melting).

Me in a train station in Genova, Italy. Current temperature, a million degrees.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Jun 6

I’ll be selling these at the Rose Festival dragon boat races today to support my dragon boat team.

Stickers showing the mythical river dragon, lil’ Willy who lives in the Willamette River in Portland Oregon. The sticker shows the Tillikum Crossing bridge and some of the Portland skyline.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Jun 1

Has @dieworkwear.bsky.social already commented on Turner's suit yet?

Dua Lipa and Callum Turner are officially married! The pair tied the knot in a London ceremony earlier today, with Lipa wearing a Bianca Jagger style suit by Schiaparelli, which is "chef's kiss" perfect. Callum's suit is steel blue, double breasted, worn with a monochromatic matching shirt and tie all in the same color (so, monochromatic) with black shoes. Very handsome although I suspect the tailoring on the suit could have been a little better through the chest and arms as it seems a little baggy.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· May 29

dark blue text on light blue background that says, I was at Trader JOe's this morning and the cashier told me that he pulled out of the Freedom 250 concert.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Apr 29

My parents did this with a roadrunner by purchasing a gallon of meal worms.

A roadrunner hungrily looking through the window of my parent back patio.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Apr 17

Bought mine online.

My cat going into his cardboard Costco cat scratcher.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Apr 16

Looks like the cover of this book.

Cover of the book, “This Is How You Lose the Time War,” by Max Gladstone and Amal El-Mohtar with a red and blue bird.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Mar 28

The scene from the 2015 TV musical series Galavant where the above-average sized dwarves went to war against the below-average sized giants and they were all just a bunch of dudes the same height, lives rent free in my head.

A scene from the 2015 TV musical series, Galavant where the dwarves and giants have a war, but the dwarves are all above average height and the giants are all below average height, and so they are all just regular sized men.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Mar 22

I’ve had to pause the show because this woman terrifies me.

Samantha "Sinatra" Redmond, played by Julianne Nicholson, is a tech billionaire and a powerful member of President Bradford's cabinet who funded the construction of Versailles on the Hulu show, “Paradise.”

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Mar 10

Take my money

a cartoon drawing by zoodraws (@zoodraws_comic) of a snail with a brown shell. The caption above the snail has this snail fact: "Snails can nap for 3 years when things get rough." The speech bubble coming out of the snail says, "Fifty bucks and I'll teach you how."

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Feb 23

Hung out on the Oregon Coast this weekend and checked out Tunnel Beach at high tide.

This is a picture of my friend walking through a tunnel on in Oceanside Oregon to Tunnel Beach. The tunnel is partially reinforced with concrete, and partially hewn from the rock cliffs. There is a "light at the end of the tunnel" effect as my friend walks toward the tunnel exit. The concrete walls have some graffiti, but past the graffiti you can definitely see the natural rock walls and opening at the end.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Feb 7

Burn it down.

A display of lemon meringue pie flavored M&Ms.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Feb 3

Me: Yes! Thank you. Also me:

A picture of my current grey sweater hoodie with the strings uneven.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Jan 29

I heard this was funny.

A play program for the production of The Play That Goes Wrong.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Jan 28

I sent him (and many others) two postcards on Monday. Pretty sure he felt the vibes.

A woman's hand putting a stack of postcards in a US Mailbox. The postcards say "We The People oppose unchecked federal police power. No Troops in cities without state approval. No ICE raids without a judicial warrant. Due Process for all including Non-citizens. The Constitution is Clear: Article VI & Amendments 4, 5 and 14.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Jan 28

Street art in Seattle’s hospital district showing an artist’s rendering of Alex Piretti dressed in scrubs helping up “Lady Justice” who has fallen to the ground.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Jan 26

Rebellions are built on ope.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Jan 25

From Alex Pretti’s parents.

Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti
Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti
"We are heartbroken but also very angry.
Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an
ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact.
I do not throw around the 'hero' term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump's murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed.
Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Jan 19

Posting a car picture I took.

The side of a white van that has the words “cry, cry, cry” in thick red loopy cursive with a pink drop shadow.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Dec 6

So, like Whitkoff is advising the FIFA guy on how to handle Trump now?

Screen shot of a post from Max Flugrath says, "when my brother was 3, I used to give him an xbox controller that wasn't plugged in but looked like it was, so he could pretend to play. FIFA doing the same thing to the president is wild. He is commenting on another post by Republicans Against Trump that shows a photo of trump getting super excited when a FIFA guy is presenting him with a made up peace award. The text of that post says, "In one of the most pathetic and humiliating moments in history, Trump just rec eived the new inaugural FIFA Peace Price. They literally invented a "peace prize" to keep him happy after he didn't receive the actual Nobel Peace Prize. Beyond Parody."

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Dec 6

Same, but Zillow also estimated my age to be 78. Harsh.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Nov 26

The best baking advice I've seen.

From the social media account of Jonathan Edward Durham: Holiday baking tip #17: check to make sure you have all the ingredients you need, then take the most important one and hide it in your trunk, that way when things get overhwelming you can "run out to the store because you forgot something" and just go sit in the blessed solitude of your car for 25 minutes.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Nov 26

Is your Trans Am conscious? Many users feel they’re talking to a real person. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something.

David Hasslehoff in his black Trans Am, KITT, from the TV show Knight Rider. He is climbing out the t-top roof while KITT is still driving.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Nov 23

Tried them in Tahiti at this place called Pizz Burger. They were something.

A small roadside restaurant on the island of Tahiti called PizzBurger which also sold French tacos, which are nothing like tacos. There is outside seating. We took the tacos to a beach and ate them while some of us surfed.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Nov 17

I took this shot While sitting on the beach It was the thing to do ‘Cause she was all yellow

A picture of a lovely, whimsical older woman on a beach in Kīhei, Maui. She is dressed in all yellow: yellow floral pants, yellow top, yellow hat with flowers, yellow flip flops, and a flowy yellow scarf. She also has a yellow “little chick” 🐥 purse that she told me was from Walmart and actually an Easter basket that she’d attached a long strap to. She is walking on the yellow sand against the blue backdrop of ocean and sky and is my new role model.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Nov 16

This is your brain This is your brain on drugs.

A bright orange bird of paradise. Gorgeous orange blooms on a green stem with large green leaves in the background.

A bird of paradise flower with the petals turned brown and withered, flopping over the top of the “bird’s head” like messed up hair.

Avocado’s Number 🥑@aftonnelson· Nov 11

Remembering

Poppies from my garden. Of the two I’m the foreground, one is red with a black center and the other a bright pink. More red poppies are in the background.