Agate Goblin
@agategoblin
Stone and bone witch. Forager. Mediocre artist. They/them. thegoblinmarket515.etsy.com
My B. hamorii, HamHam, is being really photogenic today. Look at that little face.
Everything is bad everywhere, so please enjoy this warm sunny photo of a goblin dinner.
If I could eat a 1990s Halloween sheet cake that looked like that it would fix me...
I have a new baby. 91 Ford Ranger with only 57k miles. I think her name will likely be Mol after the delightful BG3 Tiefling. Bumper stickers soon to come.
Feeling like I've created goth greatness today. Thanks for barfing little bones all over my yard, owls. 💚
I've gotten obsessed with tarantulas. Pictured is my current favorite and largest boi, a Brazilian White Knee.
He's cute when he's sleeping and cuddling with Butter, but this is the Chase I deal with whenever I try to eat.
I'm gonna see MCR and System of a Down in August. High school me is sobbing.
If I have to look at one more earring post today I'm gonna get violent.
"Anyone Who Doesn't Like Orlok's Mustache Is a Cop" Gouache and Casein