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@aggressivebeige

One time I fell off a barstool backwards and the whole bar turned around and yelled, "SNIPER!" That was pretty funny.

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aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· 23d

Mavis toe beans waving Happy #Caturday!

Little pink toes on blonde cat, waving hello

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Jul 15

The Cat Distribution System gifted me this perfect little nugget and I'm never letting her go. Her name is Mavis

Small blonde cat in lap curled in a ball

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· May 27

Chewy, I told you when my elderly cat died last May. I told you when my oldest dog died in November. I told you when last dog died in March. I miss them, horribly. Thanks for stabbing me in the heart. Check your god-damned records before sending this marketing terrorism to my house, Chewy.

Detail of a postcard from Chewy. White letters on picture of a Border Collie dog and Ginger Tabby cat that says "Chewy: We miss you. Here's a deal your wallet & per will love. This deal won't last." Well guess what? My pets didn't last. Check your god-damned records before sending this marketing terrorism to my house, Chewy.

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· May 23

Elderly cat nephew Winston doing his damndest to heal my heart today #caturday

Elderly gray tabby drooling on his auntie

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· May 19

These "people" can all eat a bag of dicks. I hope they choke

White text and yellow text on blue background outlining the hypocrisy and lack of morals of MAGAts

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· May 17

Now playing

A screenshot of Desmond Dekker and the Aces playing Isrealites on YT Music

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· May 14

The good folks over at Dog Beach, OB, San Diego would like to remind you...

A light colored dog poop bag dispenser on a telephone pole with several reminder stickers. Prominently features one that says "Trump is a kid diddler"

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· May 5

I guess when you wound a narcissist, they and everyone else would be better off without the narcissist. At all.

A news article with a bison herd roaming over yellow grassland titled 'Home on the Range No More: Trump wants Bison Gone'

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· May 2

Nobody learns anything. Jim Jones started his People's Temple in Indianapolis. He also staged multiple attempts on his life to get his followers to believe in him harder. I'm not saying Hoosiers are stupid, but they sure are enthralled with racism, misogyny, xenophobia, and homophobia...

Political watchers sit at a table outside the Senate chambers on 4/24/25 during Indiana legislative session.

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Apr 28

Bill Murray in Ground Hog's Day giving a weather report. Text 'Well, it's Assassination Day...again"

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Apr 22

Dumpster on fire floating down a stream. We're the hottest country on the planet. This is why

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Apr 21

The G.O.A.T. of 80s movies if you were a kid or a swashbuckler! I begged my parents to watch this a second time in the theaters I loved it so much

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Apr 20

A million points if you know who this is without looking it up 🤣 Happy 420 everyone! Now lock paws!

A White woman in a purple jacket without shoulder pads with a sneer on her face

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Apr 19

Three paneled picture with a satellite image of a body of water where text says the strait of
Bottom left image is Melania Trump. The bottom right is a photograph of a moose

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Apr 19

An image with three boxes. Top half is a satellite image of a body of water with the text "the strait of"
Bottom left hand box is Melania Trump. Bottom right hand box is a photograph of a moose

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Apr 15

The synchronicity of having 1040 followers on April 15th though... (USian Tax Deadline is April 15. 1040 is the form we fill out to file taxes with the Internal Revenue Service)

Screenshot of 1,040 actual followers from the @realfollowers.bsky.social bot

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Apr 15

TOFU Don in orange prison jumpsuit chasing after terrified children

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Apr 14

Has your toxic trait ever been to look at Cerberus and think, "I can fix him"?

Cerberus figurine of a brown hellhound with three heads, teeth exposed and menacing.

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Apr 13

I watched this the day after my mom died suddenly in her sleep. While I would not recommend that to other kids in the same situation, over time the message helped me heal.

Two women hugging in soft focus on poster for movie "The Joy Luck Club"

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Apr 13

Perfection! Reminds me of my boys who went to go wait for me at the Rainbow Bridge, both in the last 6 months. They never hang around long enough...hug them tight everyday! ❤️❤️❤️

Two black and white mutts sleeping on a gray blanket with white geometric lines

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Apr 13

I just lost my very good boy Dante who was dumped in a park, and returned twice. He was my bestest boy, just couldn't be around kids (no worries, I don't like them either) and couldn't be picked up from behind, but wanted to jump in my arms always. Humans don't deserve dogs.

Little black and white dog wrapped up in a colorful striped blanket on human lap

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Apr 13

Due to enormous pressure Eric Swalwell has suspended his campaign. Gosh, it must be terrible to be forced to do something against your will.

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Apr 12

I can't wait for the next part

The inevitable conclusion of being a fascist shitbag. Mussolini and friends just hanging round

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Apr 12

This plate and a Guinness/Harp half and half didn't fix me, but it gave me enough energy to keep going

A plate of scotch eggs on a bed of sweet corn and bitter salad greens

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Apr 12

Pass. Hard pass.

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Apr 10

Spinning an oldie for TOFU upon the news Melania was Epstein's leftovers. Hope today is the day you choke

Cover of punk band Sloppy Seconds album Destroyed showing 4 band members walking toward camera in cartoon aesthetic. Song is "If I Had a Woman"

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Mar 30

The only surprise shit hole state on this map is Michigan. I thought they were getting their shit together. Clearly I was mistaken and am cancelling any ideas I had about going to Saugatuck this summer.

Map of United States showing states on blue and red. 9 states: Texas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Tennessee, Michigan, Idaho, Montana, North and a South Dakota are red.

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Mar 29

Corruption Junction done went and got the Dysfunction

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Mar 27

Hey assholes, you forgot to put "United States" on that list. Unless you are a white, Nationalist Christian male who's cis-gender, it's not safe here for Americans, either.

Map of countries worldwide that the State Department says it's unsafe for Americans to travel. United States is missing a red designation.

aggressive_beige@aggressivebeige· Mar 27

A year ago, I had a cat named Tig. Two dogs, Dante and Virgil. Tig left in May of 2025 kidney failure. Virgil in November 2025 osteoarthritis. Today Dante left us. The problem with these boogers is they never hang around long enough. It fucking sucks.