gonzo sociologist
@agirlfrommars
enjoy every sandwich
Sorry for so much poop talk but man this has got to be the lettucitis (and I do not usually have to deal with this) but I think it’s over???? Hopefully???
You are a good person with a kind heart and deserve good things! I offer you this, my current foster Potato who is an angel sent from heaven to bite my feet
Talking to each other like this for days thinking it was something we did wrong
No joke I think Wawa gave me the diarrhea lettuce disease and I spent last week just assuming my intense intestinal illness was somehow just my fault due to my personal choices
I love pigeons too 🥰 this is my princess Trashlee and she rules my house
I cannot think for more than five seconds about how much more is expected of me as a woman in my public service job than the men I work with it makes me want to throw up
Thinking of really leaning into becoming a Rachel Antonoff girlie this summer as I’m exiting my Margaritaville vampire phase and entering my proto Gangie phase
Had to go check myself and yeah I have done it again exactly two years from my last hedonism bender week off I am once again Afflicted
I know it’s easy to fall into despair and think we’re in the stupidest time in history but the thing is it’s been this stupid for a long time because this is almost 20 years old and this cost $20 million and people went to see it in the theaters. We’ve been the frog boiling in the pot for a while
In the mirror: Stop buying Fashion Brand Company dresses! you don’t have anywhere to wear them!!! Your friends are always scared you’ll show up in one and they’re too nice to say anything!!
I made a bunch of in-the-hoop labubu clothes on the Bernina this year and it made me giggle the whole time!!
Holy shit we are really deep in the 2000s revival because grimes is doing this dumb ass twee adventure shit again
Me and @ghidorah.bsky.social gonna do a fast and furious heist on this
I had a charming service-minded young woman in my office the other day as we talked frankly about work. She said she was looking for a mentor and asked me how I learned my management style. I told her I kinda operate under radical honesty but in silently my mind I worry if I’m Reigen Arataka
When you’re at a show and the band says they want a frozen margarita you get your ass to the bar and you get that band a frozen margarita!! And you tip the bartender!!!
When a nephew and an uncle just can’t mend their relationship it impacts us all
When someone i treasure and respect says the word “chiropractor”
This is a real actual email i received at my public service job, last month. I hate this disgusting country
