Rose Canardly

@ahaikulife

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Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· 29d

#Alt4u

4 panel comic by Mattie Lubchansky, 2018
Panel 1: Hat Guy leans into a room and says "Hey, is everything okay?"
Redhead guy says "It's just ... The Bone Farmer... he died."
Panel 2: Hat Guy: He was that thing that would break into people's homes and steal theirskeletons while they slept, right?"
Redhead: So sad.
Panel 3: Redhead: I mean obviously, ideologically, I didn't agree with him. With regards to skeleton ownership. But his smart lil bowtie!
Hat Guy: You have to admire his tenacity for a cause he believed in.
They're looking at a framed photo of a ghastly blobby monster in a bowtie.
Panel 4: A cylindrical vat neaby contains a man with no bones. He says: Gonna have to disagree with you folks here.
Hat Guy: Too soon, Geoff!

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jul 15

#Haiku #FoundHaiku

2 slide image.
1st slide, @ transforatz posts
"(sani) everyone.
don't misunderstand.
it's a V (peace sign)."
Photo of a hand on a leg wearing a leather glove that leaves all fingers except the index bare.
2nd slide is Choi San from Ateez throwing a peace sign with the back of his hand to the camera. Because his index finger is in black leather and there's a black leather clad person behind him, it looks like he's flipping you off.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jul 11

in between chances gained and lost floating clouds

Between the bottom of an awning and the top of a square table umbrella, a slice of blue sky with wispy clouds.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jul 11

watcher of the bags letting time flow - lazy river

low deck chairs line the edge of a wave pool

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jul 11

wafted call to memory calling forth memories - eh eh oh eh oh

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jul 9

Prince voice: She drank Raspberry Champagne... the kind you'd buy at the grocery store...

A bottle of International Delight Paris Hilton Raspberry Champagne coffee creamer.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jul 8

Well, I call her a golden but she's linen colored.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jul 7

I mean ... you see it too, right?

Edgar the bug man fron Men in Black one with his neck all wonky and a weird expression on his face.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jul 7

Bc the bzky gipher didn't have the specific peanut butter I wanted, I had to screencap from giphy, clip, & then upload as a vid. Quel nightmare. But the last frame makes it alllll worth it.

Kpop idol Lee Juyeon with his neck looking all wonky and a weird expression on his face.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jul 5

It's me. I'm petite treasures.

Two fingers hold up a 2"x2" white cardboard box. There's a round cellophane window in the middle where a product used to be. Around this circle it says "Seek out petite treasures that infuse everyday moments with delight"

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jul 5

@antarcticempire.net 😍

Repost that says: "Nature's nightmare" and it's the most beautoful woman you've ever seen

The OP says: Nature's nightmare fuel: The Pink Empusa Mantis, along with two photos. The first is a photo of the mantis' face, looking like a regally pastel fuschia dragon goddess, and the other is the whole insect, long limbed and astounding.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 30

If touching grass isn't doing it for you, may I suggest... ?

A human has her hand on a pine tree so tall the lowest branches barely fit in the shot. She's looking up toward the top of it in love and awe.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 29

8 1/2 hours to sunset PDT you heard it here first. I love this specific datapoint. thanks @coolhand.bsky.social ambient-time.com/tv/day-arc/

Phone screenshot shows the current time at 12:06 in digital numerals and a ball of sun slighty anti-zenith. Sunrise, sunset, and time remaining to sunset are shown along the bottom.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 28

new friends never enter through closed doors

A pair of mourning doves eye the photographer warily as they perch on the rail of an automatic garage door.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 28

Miss Floof preventing me from Things.

Bottom half of chonky black cat with white toes sitting on an open notebook.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 28

Feel like i ought to clarify that this poem was born because I'm making waffles rn and actually overcooked one* *not pictured

Small heart shaped waffles on an ovular plate.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 24

Seeing it next year will be like

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles shows the guys in jeans and polo tees in a backyard with a grill. They all have man boobs and paunches.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 22

A sign says: It's okay to follow your heart.

But it's even better to check a map.

Visitor Center ➡️ first floor

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 22

Size doesn't matter, but a maasive éclair is a massive éclair.

A éclair that's 12" long if it's a foot, and probably 3" wide. You can tell this came from a deli in Palm Springs! 😉

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 22

It's what's inside that counts.

Hollowed falledn tree trunk from a foot away. Inside just looks black.

Same hollow trunk but with the camera at the edge so you can see what's inside: a motley collection of dirt, small rocks, a couple of small brick sized rocks, a couple of pine cones.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 22

keeping one's cool in the heat - a mist opportunity

A 2.5' tall gilded stone Buddha head on an equally tall stone plinth.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 22

A view from between a mountain's arms toward the desrt floor. A haiku in white text at the upper left corner reads: footsteps surrendered - / at the peak of perfection / a golden silence

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 21

Lizzo voice: All the rumors are true!

An infographic sign explaining that Jeffrey Pines smell like vanilla. Behind it, a redheaded woman sniffing a tree.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 21

Also, when i reply to your post it makes it look like a haiku.

Luke's OP, in reply mode, gets split into 3 lines:

Morse code is super cool
and efficient once you figure
out the decoder tree

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 21

Next up? 😄

A card from Disneyland's Indiana Jones Adventure shows how to read the special font they used for the entry line's warning messages.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 19

Yesterday I learned that the early 2000s windows aesthetic has a name and it's "frutiger aero." Tbh I don't know if the 2nd one is a hindsight frutiger-frank mashup and I have no intention of looking it up.

A wallpaper of wallpapers - 9 images that look like they could ahve been early 2000s Windows wallpapers, super blue skies and super green grass, shiny bubbles, and trees.

Similar aesthetic to the previous, except this time it's like a Lisa Frank sticker come to life, blue sky bright clouds , more bubbles, an arc of rainbow, and this is all above a clear water ocean with dolphins, a tiny killer whale, and lots more tiny bubbles.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 15

forget your grounds and you'll never fly high

A black ceramic teacup mostly full of water. Due to the cup's color + reflections, it is a bit hard to tell that the mug does not actually have coffee in it, but that was the case! 😭

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 15

I was going to read but

A chonky tuxedo and a long haired black cat cuddling right across the top of My Brilliant Friend by Elena Ferrante.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 13

Friday night prezzies hooray! Here's lookin' at you, kid.

Luke's eye visualizer looking very eye like.

Rose Canardly@ahaikulife· Jun 11

This lovely painted mini roundabout always gives me joy. 🥰