natasha

@ahsatan

she/her professional cat lady, hobby artist, and lover of burritos.

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natasha@ahsatan· 25d

peeking

natasha@ahsatan· 26d

it's so cruel that she's not one of the dateable characters 😞

natasha@ahsatan· Jul 12

definitely! i like to do fashion sketches on them

natasha@ahsatan· Jul 12

FINALLY. it takes an eternity for this sweet baby man to show up in this game. now we're cooking. all i need now is my robot waifu.

screenshot of persona 3 portable. 6/20 Sa After School. Fuuka, a girl with short dark cyan hair stands next to Koromaru, a white shiba inu with red eyes. A speech bubble is at the bottom indicating that Fuuka is saying "His name's Koromaru".

natasha@ahsatan· Jul 8

i'm 35 today and my family took me out for vegan nachos and a vegan tres leches cake. literally my favorite food and favorite cake 💕

mushroom carnitas nachos topped with guac and crema

natasha@ahsatan· Jun 23

i have unwrapped them. nancy and sluggo are new and so is the kandarian dagger.

my arm showing off my tattoos. at the top is nancy and sluggo popping their hears off. under them is a snail woman with a bob and blunt bangs. beneath her is the stop skeleton portion of the kandarian dagger from evil dead. all of the tattoos are black and grey except the dagger which it pink and purple at the top and begins to turn green at the bottom.

a brightly colored kandarian dagger from evil dead. the top skeleton portion is a light purple that fades into a pink. the pine/dagger portion is a bright neon green that fades into yellow.

natasha@ahsatan· Jun 20

it's new tattoo day

me, a white woman with brown hair and glasses sipping on an iced matcha latte.

natasha@ahsatan· Jun 20

stinky.

clockwise starting from the top: a gloom (pokemon) looking down with flies around its head. a gloom smirking and giggling because it farted and there are flies around its head. a gloom looking up with flies around its head.

natasha@ahsatan· May 26

post-movie tbell. goodnight ✌️

A photo of me holding up the small remains of a bean burrito. I'm a white woman with glasses wearing a black hoodie.

natasha@ahsatan· May 19

hell0. d0 y0u have any b00k rec0mmendati0ns? i can't make up my mind 0n s0mething t0 read.

me. a white woman with brown hair, brown hair, and glasses in low light. looking up at the camera.

me. a white woman with brown hair, brown hair, and glasses in low light. looking forward at the camera.

natasha@ahsatan· May 10

Happy Mama's Day, everyone 😌

roronoa zoro looking disgruntled wearing a sleeveless yellow crop top that has a stretched out cartoon woman's face and pink lettering that reads "MAMA".

natasha@ahsatan· May 10

finishing out the night with iced cweam and reading on a bench til i'm not tipsy anymore. maybe when i get home i'll get lucky 😏

natasha@ahsatan· May 10

i'm feasting y'all. this place has vegan menu items and is super nice about veganizing other stuff too.

papas bravas with a guajillo sauce topped with a cilantro lime crema.

4 calabaza taquitos on a plate of beans and pico de gallo.

natasha@ahsatan· May 10

i took myself out on a dinner date ✌️

a woman with dark brown hair and glasses wearing a large gold chain. it's me. i m holding up a peace sign sitting in my parked car.

a photo from above of me, a woman with dark brown hair wearing a black hoodie and black tube top. i'm wearing a large gold chain and jeans throwing up the peace sign.

natasha@ahsatan· Mar 19

mad 👿

a mostly black tortoiseshell cat peeking angrily over the flap of a cat carrier. the carrier is grey on top and blue on the bottom. it sits on a light purple towel on an exam table. in the background is a computer and the blank wall of a vet's office.

natasha@ahsatan· Mar 19

my sweet babygirl is throwing up a ton this morning. please wish us luck that i can get us a vet appointment today and that it's nothing serious. we could really use some good vibes🤞🤞

a mostly black tortoiseshell cat with green eyes looking at the camera. she's sitting on a person's chest.

natasha@ahsatan· Feb 28

enrichment of the day: a paper grocery bag with newspaper inside. one of the handles must pe partially ripped off for maximum desirability. his favorite toys are literally garbage. it makes him inexpensive but i wish he'd just play with the actual toys.

a grey medium hair tabby cat sniffing the torn handle of a paper grocery bag on the floor. the bag has newspaper poking out of it. behind him is a leopard print rug and the legs of a coffee table can be seen. there is a folded up table easel under the table. in the background are some chair and couch legs.

natasha@ahsatan· Feb 13

i woke up today and said what if i just go get a tattoo

a white woman's forearm with a fresh tattoo of a dagger piercing downward towards the wrist through two hearts. there is a skull as the pommel on the dagger.

natasha@ahsatan· Jan 31

he likes to be tall.

in the middle right of the photo is a large medium hair grey tabby cat standing atop the highest level of a grey and white cat tree. he is standing on his tippy toes and stretching up to the ceiling almost touching it. blocking much of the cat tree in the bottom right of the photo is a chair with a pillow on it. on the floor to the left of the cat tree is a white and green water fountain.

natasha@ahsatan· Jan 22

embarrassing reasons to have to leave work early 1.

a monkey girl facing away from the viewer. her hands are clasped behind her back. she is wearing blue jeans and a white t shirt with red sleeves. her hair is blue and put up into pigtails. between her legs on her jeans is a large blood stain.

natasha@ahsatan· Jan 22

my cats! feat. me

a drawing of myself wearing glasses, a black top, hoodie, and jeans while standing on the edge of a cliff. a large fluffy grey cat runs between my legs playfully knocking me off balance. a smaller black cat with barely visible features makes a grumpy face and sits on my shoulder. under and behind the cliff are crashing waves. the sky is yellow and the sun is out. there are some clouds in the sky. a speech bubble reads “i’m barely hanging on!” it’s similar to/inspired by the rider waite fool arcana card.

natasha@ahsatan· Dec 17

i loved that movie so much and cried through much of it lol 🥲. my cats were also into it especially ava who actually sat in front of and watched the whole thing.

two cats in loaf mode looking at an iPad. on the left is a mostly black tortoiseshell cat and on the right is a mostly solid gray medium hair cat. on the iPad is a dog and a man from the movie Good Boy.

A picture from over the shoulder of a mostly black tortoise shell cat. she is looking at an iPad which shows an image of a dog from the movie Good Boy.

A picture from behind a mostly black tortoise shell cat. she is in loaf mode looking at an iPad. on the iPad is a dog also in loaf mode from the movie Good Boy.

natasha@ahsatan· Dec 14

idk if I'm ever going to get around to doing anything more with these sketches. they're just sitting in my sketchbook, so I might as well post them.

a monkey person pouring a canned energy drink into their mouth. they are sitting on a low concrete wall and listening to a discman. in the background is a chain link fence with small homes behind it.

a monkey person in baggy clothes adjusting their flat brim hat.

natasha@ahsatan· Dec 14

self portrait of the mucus queen

a drawing of me sitting up sick in bed drooling with tissues stuffed in my nostrils. my hair is in a messy bun and i’m wearing sweats. on my lap is my mostly black cat, ava, curled up asleep and next to us is my large grey tabby, vincent, also curled up asleep.

natasha@ahsatan· Dec 14

reposting this from ig. if you're in san francisco please look out for this kitten. not my cat, just trying to help.

image of a missing kitten. she is a very small brown tabby with a white muzzle and possibly a white chest with little white socks. The post reads "Lost kitten
My kitten Suki ran away late last night-last seen on Fillmore and page, running near the haight bourbon shop and potentially hiding. She is 4 lbs a very small and fast. No collar. Please call/text this number ifyou see her: 650-521-1704.Thank you so much for your help." text at the top of the image reads "SF PEOPLE looking for Suki, last seen on Page and Filmore street last night @lowerhaightsf @pagelowstreet"

natasha@ahsatan· Dec 14

chunky

a medium hair gray tabby cat curled up asleep on a yellow quilted blanket at the end of a bed.

a medium hair gray tabby cat curled up asleep on a yellow quilted blanket at the end of a bed, but his face is pressed straight down into the blanket.

natasha@ahsatan· Nov 6

takis enjoyer

a squirrel eating some kind of small nut or fruit from the trees. it is to the left of a bag of takis. i'm just joking that the squirrel is eating takis. i wouldn't let him do that for real. it would give him a stomach ache.

natasha@ahsatan· Nov 6

torturing myself by watching this tonight.

movie poster for I know what you did last summer (2025). a shadowy figure in a raincoat and hat holds up a hook. below him is the cast of the movie looking back at the camera. I don't recognize any of these actors except Freddie prinze Jr who is the one in the left center and Jennifer Love Hewitt in the right center. in the center of the poster is the title I know what you did last summer. The tagline above the title reads you get the ending you deserve.

natasha@ahsatan· Sep 24

this is very true. my neighbor's cat runs to greet me when i get home from work. she jumps into my lap and arms. she tries to follow me home every time. it's such a mood booster 🥺. i think her name is flora but i call her miss monkey.

a little "lilac point" cat with a striped tail laying on the sidewalk looking up. the lighting is dark. it's night time.

natasha@ahsatan· Sep 1

i turned on animal crossing for the first time in over a year and there's a fireworks show 🥲🎆🎇