Elizabeth Rogers (@ahumorlessfem) · DIRTY

Elizabeth Rogers

@ahumorlessfem

A humorless feminist. I have no sense of humor, none. Contact: humorlessrants@gmail.com

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Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· 19d

I got called out.

Go read Dungeon Crawler Carl

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Jul 2

Oooooh, so that's why.

Picture of Moscow Mitch with the explanation of the heat wave being due to the gates of hell opening to let him in.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Apr 20

All I got is me on DCC crack.

Elmo snorting Crack labeled rereading Dungeon Crawler Carl.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Apr 4

Lemon bread for Easter.

A loaf of bread in a bread pan on a counter.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Mar 8

*hugs* Bruno will worry with you.

A small brown and white dog looks over a blue couch back.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Feb 24

A duck demands Tommy Tubeville explain why Canada doesn't like us anymore.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Feb 7

Sorry, it's really serious and horrible he has to do this. But his name is... Calvin Ball.

Comic strip of Calvin and Hobbes playing a game of Calvinball.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Jan 13

What am I missing?

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Jan 10

🤦‍♀️especially that last one.

Photo of lecture on what Mandami can and cannot do at Fordham college.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Jan 10

The cops claiming a victim of their violence drove the car towards the cop is the new Uncle Jimbo "their coming right for us!" he used to shoot animals while hunting.

Uncle Jimbo and friend claiming it's coming right for us.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Dec 16

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Nov 28

Wake up, see everything is horrible, and only have this to say:

Pumpkin pie with 3 tablespoons of water in crust.

Pumpkin pie with 4 tablespoons of water in crust

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Nov 10

Me on the current situation.

A woman points to the problem being Republicans.

BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING REPUBLICANS

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Oct 4

I'm pupper-sitting this Lil cutie tonight.

White and black spotted puppy lying on floor.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Oct 2

Which means...Adventure Time is in the same universe as Ren and Stimpy!

Planet earth with a large hole on its side.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Sep 21

Spam texters get history references.

Spam text message with a response about Attila the Hun.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Sep 18

I'm 45 in this photo! Good grief.

Woman and man in blue smile at a camera.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Sep 14

It's Sunday morning. Many things are bad. I had my flip-flop stolen by a foster puppy Friday.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Sep 8

How dare I! Truman wasn't wrong in 1948, and he wouldn't be wrong now.

Passage from Truman's whistlestop tour pointing out voters who stay home got what they deserved.

But now can fix the mistake.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Aug 30

Boysenberry thumbprints

5 boysenberry thumbprint cookies on a green plate.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Aug 29

I bake my own.

A cheesecake with frosting and raspberries on top.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Aug 25

Can't imagine why anyone thinks North Korea is a repressive country. Taken in 2024.

Photo of Korean peninsula at night. 2024

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Aug 18

Did you need a photo of Bruno? Yes. You do. Here he is.

Small smiling brown and white Chihuahua.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Aug 1

I saw a wee skunk tonight.

A small black and white skunk on a sidewalk.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Jul 24

My best friend on this week's celebrity deaths:

The events of this week prove life is rarely static. If you went back 40 years to 1985, and looked at Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan, and said one would die surrounded by his children and grandchildren having just appeared one last time as a beloved figure to millions, and one would die a disgraced joke, written off as a hack, a liar, and a racist, you would have a hard time convincing people which was which.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Jul 3

This is an ominous juxtaposition.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· May 18

Oh look, incels try fiction.

A rant by a "woman" actually written by a dude upset older women don't care they are older.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Apr 29

Little Rock April 28th, 2025

An overpass with am upside down American flag and impeach Trump signs.

Little Rock April 28th

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Apr 19

Snickerdoodles

A pan of soft beige snickerdoodles.

Elizabeth Rogers@ahumorlessfem· Mar 13

2 dogs on a blue/green plaid comforter. One dog has a tongue sticking out.