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Aidan Wake

@aidanwake

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Aidan Wake@aidanwake· 27d

<innocently whistles> 🔮

Is this "pearl of awareness" in the room right now?
Look man, it is but it doesn't know it is. I don't know what to tell you chief

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Jul 14

<innocently whistles>

DUDE

Nothing is Fucked

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Jun 29

A picture of a glacial outflow in Juneau, Alaska

Credit: adianwake

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Jun 24

<innocently whistles>

PEOPLE, PLEASE!
WE'RE ALL
FRIGHTENED AND HORNY.

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Jun 17

<innocently whistles> 🖤💫🌈

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Jun 16

The suffering. Jesus wept I tell ya.

Squeaker (our cat) relaxing on his back in a pet bed with a throw.

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Jun 15

Savvy? <innocently whistles>

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow, saying “But you have heard of me.” 🏴‍☠️

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Jun 15

Yup, should have listened to you.

A picture of a beagle floof (Lilly) half buried under blankets on a bed.

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Jun 15

<innocently whistles>

Eddie Murphy from the movie “The Golden Child”, saying the line, “Chunky Asses?”

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Jun 11

“My uncle used to love me but she died! Chicken ain’t chicken til it’s lickin’ good fried! Keep on the sunny side! My uncle used to love me but she died!”

Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music, as Maria singing to the VonTrapp children on a hillside.

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Jun 9

<innocently whistles>

Hi again, friend, remember back in 2016 when I said it’s gonna get way worse?

Yeah, that’s now.

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Jun 5

Fuck this year in its entirety. 😢

Entertainment Weekly •
2h •
Anthony Head, who played Rupert Giles on 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer,' has died at 72, his family said in a statement. Head also recently starred on 'Ted Lasso!' See the link below

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Jun 2

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

"hey, sorry I missed your text, I am processing a nonstop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave"

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Jun 2

<innocently whistles>

At first Cookie Monster was confused why he was sent to hell by God, but then he realized that the sinners had all been turned into cookies. He wasn't being punished, he was the punishment.

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· May 23

Just one catnip can do this to a loved one. 😢

More dramatic suffering induced by nip by the tuxedo diva princess, Miss Bella.

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· May 22

this catnip ain’t shi-💤

Squeaker the kitteh, seen here deep in meditation.

A picture of a grey, brown, and white cat passed out. He is half on a sleeping pad and blanket, half on the floor, with not a care in the world.

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· May 20

Chickens coming home to roost

"They claim to be super-patriots, but they would destroy every liberty guaranteed by the Constitution. They demand free enterprise, but are the spokesmen for monopoly and vested interest. Their final objective toward which all their deceit is directed is to capture political power so that, using the power of the state and the power of the market simultaneously, they may keep the common man in eternal subjection."
- Vice President
Henry Wallace
Speaking of
American Fascists

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· May 20

Wake Up

katbedrosian › Thomas Massie
Spending 30 mil to defeat Thomas Massie because he wanted the entire Epstein files released tells you all you need to know

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· May 17

Seems relevant

Honey, please wake up our son.
The real villain of Dune, if it can be characterized as such, is not any individual character or faction but rather the self-reinforcing structures and systems that coalesce around figures of power, magnifying leaders' faults at scale while ossifying civilizations to the point where they can no longer adapt at the pace demanded by the natural order.

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· May 15

🧙‍♂️🪄🔮

ANY WIZARD BORN AFTER THE FOURTH AGE CAN'T CAST
ALL THEY KNOW IS RUNES, PONDER THEY ORB, READ SCROLL, EAT STRANGE HERB, AND LIE

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· May 12

It’s sweet and it’s sour And I want to devour Mango Chutney Mango Chutney

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· May 8

Ain’t nobody a badass when they on fire. 🔥

A picture of actors Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins, and Sean Astin as Samwise Gamgee, in Peter Jackson’s film adaptation of The Two Towers with the caption,

“What are we holding onto, Sam?”
“It’s called a Molotov cocktail and you’re gonna want to throw it fast”

An image of a flaming Molotov cocktail has been added for levity and catharsis.

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· May 4

I’m fun at parties. 🥳 (I’m kidding I don’t go to parties.)

A screenshot of a message that reads:

Person#1: Man, can you imagine if they let us create a sitcom based off of some of our text msgs or coversations? Lol

Person#2: They are, it's for Al. Hopefully our cyber overlords take mercy on us poor peons trapped in a hell not of our own individual but collective making.
But I digress lol

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· May 4

Space Wizards, Witches, and Sorcerers

A meme of Sam Jackson’s (head from Pulp Fiction) pasted on Sam Jackson’s body (Episode III: Revenge of the Sith) with a mashup caption stating,

“THE FORCE, MOTHERFUCKER! IS IT WITH YOU?!”

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Apr 28

The suffering

A picture of a grey and white kitty passed out on our back porch. Say hello to Squeaker.

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Apr 28

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

NOBODY:
ABSOLUTELY NOBODY:
MY BRAIN:
I'm tired of this, grandpa.
That's too damn bad!

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Apr 28

But his diaper has never been stronger! 😠

An image of Donald J Trump as Emperor Palpatine from Episode III: Revenge of the Sith with the caption, “The attempt on my life has left me in need of a ballroom.”

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Apr 27

Shenanigans! On the Patio

A picture of terribly sleepy kitty.

Life is suffering. Much sad. Very wow.

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Apr 24

Your last saved meme describes your current mental state.

You wanna know what I do when I'm sad or scared?
Fucking nothing. 'Cause I'm not a fucking pussy.

Aidan Wake@aidanwake· Apr 23

Say less homie

A kitty floof 🐱