Mike Giordano

@airgiordano

Comedian, voice actor, weakling I'm used to being from the northeast

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Mike Giordano@airgiordano· 3d

They got me

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· 7d

She couldn’t even transfer a modicum of creativity to the final product on this one. Courtney is imaginationally bankrupt.

Crop of the original image focusing in on one of the slop product outputs displaying a beige book titled “Courtney’s Purpose” featuring a plain white blonde woman with a plain pink t-shirt. It is surrounded by a yellow neon sign that says “GOAL”.
There isn’t even an AI makeover or aspirational items on the page. Just Courtney’s AI doppelgänger staring coldly out at you.

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· 10d

In the current UI, you should be able to hit the three dots in the upper-right-hand corner of a post to turn off reply notifications for the whole post or do it at the level of any comment you've left.

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· Jul 20

Me each time the CTO re-explains why he needed to spend the weekend rebuilding Confluence with Claude

Painting: Untitled by Xue Jiye

A dark oil painting of a nude figure crouched in a corner, hands raised to their face. The figure is peeling the skin off their face, revealing a grotesque red skull with bulging eyes and bared teeth.

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· Jul 19

Young Stephen Root alert!

Screenshot from the 1990 movie Ghost featuring a young Stephen Root playing an NYPD detective

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· Jul 19

Finally showing my wife Ghost (1990). #nowWatching #rewatch 🍿 Oda Mae Brown is an all time top character. The movie really kicks in when Whoopi shows up.

The movie poster for *Ghost* (1990). Against a dark, smoky background, two figures embrace in a romantic pose, rendered in soft sepia tones. The title "GHOST" appears in large silver lettering at the top, with the stars' names — Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, and Whoopi Goldberg — listed above it.

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· Jul 17

Absolutely bonkers way to list the cast of this movie. #imdb #filmsky🍿

A screenshot of an "All Cast" list from a movie app, showing black and white headshots of cast members. Listed from top to bottom: Ray Bolger as Hunk, Bert Lahr as Zeke, Jack Haley as Hickory, Billie Burke as Glinda, and Margaret Hamilton as Miss Gulch.

This was for a little independent film called The Wizard of Oz.

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· Jul 11

#letterboxdFriday #lastfourwatched #filmsky

A screenshot of a Letterboxd "Recent Activity" section showing four film posters in a row. From left to right: *The Sheep Detectives* (rated 3.5 stars), *Obsession* (rated 5 stars), *Double Team* (rated half a star, logged but not reviewed), and *Repo Man* (rated 4 stars).

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· Jul 10

Illustration of a man clearly suffering from ribs as he has no skin and is shouting “I’m Ribs!”

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· Jul 5

We'll never get another host like this. We used to be a proper country.

screenshot of the incredible Crypt Keeper puppet from Tales from the Crypt. He's in the crypt, wearing an electrode on his head for the electric chair and about to throw the switch on himself. He will enjoy this and do it several times.

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· Jun 25

My new favorite thing about podcasts having video is watching the guest and hosts try their damnedest to not make any eye contact while listening to listener-submitted songs. @doughboys.bsky.social

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· Jun 13

#letterboxdfriday #lastFourWatched

Screenshot of a 'Recent Activity' film/TV tracker showing four rated titles: 'Nobody 2' (3.5 stars), 'No Other Choice' (4.5 stars, liked), 'Gorilla Story' narrated by David Attenborough (5 stars), and 'Send Help' (5 stars).

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· May 24

I think I grabbed the wrong bagel

Photo of a hand holding a round food item wrapped in opaque wax paper. The wax paper has messy handwriting on it that’s SUPPOSED to say “cinn”, but more clearly says “cum”

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· May 16

#letterboxdFriday #lastfourwatched #filmsky

Screenshot of a Letterboxd "Recent Activity" row showing four films: *Live Wire* (rated ½ star), *Together* (5 stars, liked), *Mortal Kombat* (2021, 3 stars, liked, rewatched), and *To Die For* (3½ stars, liked).

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· Apr 25

#letterboxdFriday #lastFourWatched #filmsky

Screenshot of a Letterboxd “Recent Activity” section showing four film entries. From left to right: To Die For (1995), rated 4.5 stars; Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999), rated 4.5 stars; Jurassic Park (1993), rated 5 stars with a re-watch indicator; and Memento (2000), rated 5 stars with a re-watch indicator. Each film is represented by its movie poster on a dark background.

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· Apr 19

Screenshot from the movie Dune: Part One, featuring Lady Jessica saying “Use the Voice.” She’s looking downwards and in motion of putting a small shot glass onto the table in front of her. There are out of focus cups in the extreme foreground.

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· Apr 4

Proof that Batman is a billionaire

Photo of the inside of the hardcover version of the graphic novel “Batman: The Long Halloween”. The frame of the photo crops in on the upper torso of Batman on the left page, he’s wearing a blue and grey version of his suit with the cape torn off and is holding a batarang in his right hand. Snowflakes fall in the foreground.
On the right page, a cropped panel depicting people in a grey and snowy scene with first responder vehicles on the ledge above them. In the middle of the panel, in Batman’s narrator voice, reads, “January 6th. Little Christmas.”

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· Mar 24

I accidentally captured a picture of my subconscious with the pause button

screen capture of the Daily Show featuring an angry Jon Stewart in the middle of throwing a paper and grimacing. To the left of him is a square image of Trump talking to press in front of a plane.

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· Mar 10

Fun Fact: Claude AI is named after Dario Amodei’s cat. The logo is also based on the same cat’s asshole.

Mike Giordano@airgiordano· Mar 6

#lastfourwatched #letterboxd #filmsky Chris Fleming: Live at The Palace (2026) ★★★★½ Hell or High Water (2016) ★★★½ Videodrome (1983) ★★★½ 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) ★★★★★