A. J. Bruner 🦋
@ajbruner
Father, ~-=UDIC=-~ the Prismatic He/Him
Coffee didn't work. Don't blame me. Cat is the one that was so fixated on tea instead of coffee, or else the album would have been Coffee for the Tillerman. Besides, isn't it against the rules in the UK to be drinking coffee anyway? Won't you get a citation? 😲🤔
I'll bet a lot of you don't know that in his spare time, Jon also moonlights as the infamous and amazing cat-errific, Jackson Galaxy. Thank you! Tip your servers! 👋😎 @mrjoncryer.bsky.social
That's right, I'm from OLD Chitown. Like 94.7 The Drive-old (a.k.a CD-94.7). Although my time around the Windy City began before Z-95 even, I only had the one keychain. I think it counts for all their formats over the years though. Better than politics! #LoyalKeychainer ✌️😂 @katmabu.bsky.social
For every #PatriotFront d1ckwad wearing a mask, there's a dog in an alley with a sore a$$hole, and a PF sticker on the collar. March your candy a$$es into the ocean and don't look back. Everything you desire can be found near the bottom. F@ck off and get to it. 🖕😎🖕
I don't feel the tiniest bit of sympathy for Nazis. Reap what you sew. None of this was needed. None of it had to happen. You f@cks CHOSE this. Well, lay in the bed you made, jerkwads, and for the rest of your sad, pathetic, impotent lives. Citizens across the country won't forget what you did. 🤔
Yes, totally. But here's the issue: Resale has become a primary retail industry and that should have never happened. It hinders the sustainability if no one can afford to buy the thing again. What, it's just going to hang on a rack until it's moth-eaten and has to be thrown away completely? 🤔
"I'm not MAGA..." *says all the typical MAGA garbage* "HE took a bullet for this country..." Oh holy effing H-E-double Hockey sticks, no. Let's everyone just block them now and save ourselves the hassle later. 👋😐
But rebounding again. Anyone buying into that, has money to burn, or wants to watch it explode on a SpaceX rocket. 🤔
ALL the apps I have installed. That's IT, and yet this POS TV is critically low on storage, so much so that I have to clear 500MB. That's every MFing app that's installed! Jfc. 🙄😒
SmartTVs are the dumbest things ever. #Amazon FireTV is great at installing bloatware, some can be uninstalled, but it just reinstalls later. Auto updates happen at ANY time, even when you're on a totally different input, the screen goes black for about 5 mins trying to load Home while updating. 🙄😒
I know we ALL love E.T., but I'm saying that's like their ONLY similarity, okay. The only one. Well, the jury is still out on if Musky is an extraterrestrial, but otherwise that's the only commonality. I mean he's not even *extra*, and billions want him to not be terrestrial anymore too, so... 🤔
Introducing the Tiny Toddler to these fine, fury friends this morning! 💙✌️😎 (🎶Shirt T-t-t-tales!🎶)
HIS dementia-brain likes words that sound similar. Someone play the audiobook of Fox in Socks on repeat and we can go ahead and begin the Trials. 👍😎
This is why VOTERS need to control local and state governments and NOT businesses. Shadrack's can take a flying LEAP. The turtles are MORE important, considering they have limited spaces for egg laying, and no way to communicate with humans. Allow me to communicate on behalf of the turtles: 🖕😐🖕
Dear Leader demands to address the Nazis in the room ONLY. CANNOT IMAGINE WHY HE KEEPS BEING COMPARED TO HITLER. SHOCKING. I AM SHOCKED. 😐😶
Good thing, because I don't know who TF you are anyway, other than a mean, rude person. *shrugs* 🤔😐
In Pac-Man space, no one can hear the ghosts scream... Don't even get me started on Frogger....that hoppin, green bastid.
WHAT was egregious? Exactly WHAT? That HE was responsible for Obama birther lies BEFORE 2016 with QAnon BS. Pathetic trash. 🙄😒 HIS "legacy", as the Hitler of Today, and WHAT do we call Hitler supporters? Not AMERICANS, that is for f@cking sure. ⬇️
I keep getting the Six Genders and these guys confused... there must be an easier way to keep them....straight? 🤔🤭
You know what...it's Monday, but Happy #Caturday anyway! Enjoy it! 💙✌️😎
HE doesn't read. *THEY* show HIM videos of whatever they want, HE believes it 100%. *taps the sign* ⬇️
Get outta my drains. Get into my car (and tell me where we're going, because I don't have GPS). 👍😎
"Fake news MAFIA"? These jagoffs desperately need to find something, anything that they can try to rebrand as MORE evil than they are.