


These officials we just made up think Nigel definitely needs that 5 million quid for security.

There's hot, there's unbearably cruel summer record temperature hot, and there's Bananarama hanging out in a chippy kitted out with arcade machines. Lord have mercy. #TOTP

Doing the walk to the kitchen for another beer. #TOTP

Give us snazzy knit weat and leather kecks or give us death! #TOTP

Howard Jones, there. #TOTP

Found my summer look. #TOTP

Karma Chameleon is bobbins. #TOTP

He has agreed to speak to us tonight on condition of being heavily disguised to protect his identity... #TOTP

"It's from the film Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves...Bryan Adams!" #TOTP

Andy McClusky, there. #TOTP

Due to a mix up with their luggage, Sister Sledge were forced to raid the lost property. #TOTP