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Al@al--s· Jul 11

Bird

Al@al--s· Jul 11

Bee

Al@al--s· Jul 10

Tag yourself

A page from an equipment catalogue detailing a range of standard butt and back "forms" for use in machines that test seats

Al@al--s· Jul 8

Listen to @bloodwork.show

Former proffesional cyclist, massive chest and all time terrible human Lance Armstrong posing with an IDF rifle and vest whilst on a media trip organised by the IDF to a tunnel dig out of Gaza, in 2016

Al@al--s· Jul 7

meanwhile cycle is a very normal sport

a small bear runs across the road between the camera motorbike and the riders at the professional cycling Sibiu Tour in Slovenia on Monday 6th July 2026

Al@al--s· Jun 28

How many timesncan you count the words "Cambridge South"? I make it five times

Al@al--s· Jun 28

Cambridge folk! If you get down to Cambridge South station this morning then inside the gate line you can get a free tote bag and badge.

A tote bag with a colourful illustration of the new Cambridge South railway station

A small white badge with a red surround and red BR double arrow, with the text "Cambridge South station June 2026"

Al@al--s· Jun 22

Forgotten ministers of the Thatcher era #16386: Neil Macfarlane MP, who was in autumn 1982 at least the Minister for Sport

A dirty plaque reading:
Cardington Canoe Slalom Course
Opened by Neil Macfarlane MP
Minister for Sport
October 1982

Attached to a concrete bridge

Al@al--s· Jun 6

There is a third way

A scone, halved, with jam on one half and cream on the other

The same scone, reassembled and then cut into quarters

Al@al--s· Jun 4

Back home so I can deliver

The packing cube drawer. Pretty full, but not all of them are in there

A pile of packing cubes, currently containing wetsuits, a dry suit and assorted accesories

Al@al--s· Jun 4

Got a friend

A plush swiss railways locomotive with a happy face

Al@al--s· May 26

Ominous

A developing, towering, cloud backlit by the sun

Al@al--s· May 23

of course for the true heads there's some gaelic nonsense on instead

Star Trek The Next Generation title card, featuring the enterprise D passing a comet or asteroid, with the title "Except for viewers in Scotland"

Al@al--s· May 22

When your post has gone down really well and is well appreciated

Al@al--s· May 16

Clearing out a crate of stuff and found an old power bank

A power bank with the casing split by the extremely swollen batteries

Al@al--s· May 12

nah my MP (aged 24) has already come out against Starmer

Sam Carling MP, in a brown coat and black trousers, standing by a pond whilst holding a leaflet

Al@al--s· May 11

Honestly, fair play on the branding

A grey van with bright orange branding that reads "2nd best plumber in the area"

Al@al--s· May 8

I normally swerve these quote chains but I'm not sorry here. Best non-trek performance from a star trek actor? Kate Mulgrew as Red in Orange is the New Black. Outstanding

Kate Mulgrew, in dirty chefs whites with the word "Red" on them, as Galina "Red" Reznikov in "Orange Is the New Black"

Al@al--s· May 2

Yeah. (Sound on)

Al@al--s· May 2

looking at the radar like

Al@al--s· May 1

there was a swan got up close to use at canoe practice last night but they were super chill. We'd paddle close by, it would look at us, then stick its head in the water to graze.