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Alais (@alaisthewise) · DIRTY

Alais

@alaisthewise

Jew-in-process. No justice, no peace. Personal account.

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Alais@alaisthewise· 29d

Signs of Judaism #302: Bulk-ordering wax dots

A 24-count package of white Likejarcand wax adhesive dots, used to adhere candlesticks securely in candle holders.

Alais@alaisthewise· Jun 16

And this

Three Reasons Why Everything Makes Your Head Hurt
Circular black and white drawing of person reading with their head propoed on their hand, as if in pain
1. Everything on Earth made of Headachium
2. …
3. Probably other reasons, too

Alais@alaisthewise· Feb 13

Happy Grant Wood’s birthday to all who celebrate!

The painting “Woman with Plants” by Grant Wood (1929). A painting of an elderly white woman with grey hair pulled back from her lined face. She wears a long-sleeved black dress with a blue pointed collar, a cameo brooch at the neck, and a light blue sleeveless apron with rickrack at the neck and sleeve openings. She holds a snake plant in a pot at her right side, it grows as high as her hairline. The background is a rural scene with trees, a red house, and rolling hills.

Alais@alaisthewise· Dec 15

A menorah lit for the first night of Chanukah—the shamash (middle candle) and one candle on the far right are lit.

Alais@alaisthewise· Sep 13

Terriers

A redheaded man wearing jeans, a black tee, and a green and blue plaid flannel looks to his right. A shorter brown-haired man wearing jeans, a white tee, and a pink zip-up hoodie smiles and leans against the wall of a house. There is a hose coiled on a holder behind the brown-haired man. This is a still from the TV show Terriers, the men are Donal Logue and Michael Raymond-James.

Alais@alaisthewise· Aug 7

My niece and her corn clip are sending you all the love and support! I am too!

Side picture of a small girl with curly red hair. The top and sides of her hair are pulled back with a clip that looks like an ear of corn.

Alais@alaisthewise· Jul 21

Hey @washingtonpost.com when you write a (good!) story about scientific research involving the Old Order Amish of northern Indiana, please use a picture of OO Amish from northern Indiana. These women and girl are from Lancaster County PA.

Two Lancaster County Amish adult women, one in a dark green dress with black apron, the other in a medium blue dress with black apron, walk on a farm. Both women wear white “heart-shaped” kapps characteristic of Lancaster County. The woman in a blue holds the hand of a preschool-age girl in a light blue dress and a black pinafore apron.

Text reads: Only 7 percent of Amish children had a positive response to one or more common allergens in a skin prick test, compared with more than half of the general U.S. population. (Sarah L.
Voisin/The Washington Post)

Alais@alaisthewise· Apr 25

My FACE right now!

White woman wearing glasses is visibly taken aback.

Alais@alaisthewise· Mar 12

An Orthodox Jewish man is pictured in a black hat and coat, with a long white moustache and beard. He is holding a Torah scroll. In the first picture he says, “Isaac”
Second picture: close-up of the same man’s face. Just below his mouth are the words, “Get the golem”

Alais@alaisthewise· Feb 15

A white woman with long wavy red hair parted in the middle looks at someone out of frame. She is Detective Kay Howard (played by Melissa Leo) from Homicide: Life on the Street

Alais@alaisthewise· Jan 24

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

A small child is ready for winter in a coat with “fur”-lined hood, cozy scarf, pants, and bright pink shoes. Their smiling face just peeks out from inside the hood. The background is a deck in autumn; many leaves are on the ground.

Alais@alaisthewise· Jan 2

If anyone out there’s playing Animal Crossing, I’d love some friends!

QR code for my character named Keladry from the game Animal Crossing Pocket Camp.

Alais@alaisthewise· Jan 1

Sounds good to me!

Merriam-Webster skeet: Take a screenshot of this gif and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2025. Godspeed.

My word is flawless.

Alais@alaisthewise· Sep 27

Counterpoint: NO.

Black slide with orange text
Do Colleges Provide Too Many Disability Accommodations?
Subtitle: Higher ed’s maximally inclusive approach hurts those it attempts to help.

Alais@alaisthewise· Aug 6

Good vibes sent! I’m on vacation, so the good vibes are extra peaceful and relaxing right now. Here’s my hosts’ cat using me as their new fave napping spot

A brown/gray/black cat sleeps on a person’s brown skirt

Alais@alaisthewise· Aug 3

Vacationing with Fabulous Goth Chicken

A black chicken with a black feather pompadour stands between two white chickens with black speckles

Alais@alaisthewise· Jul 21

I’m going to go ahead and add my adorable dog nieces.

A Samoyed (large fluffy white dog) seems to be meditating on the front porch; another Samoyed inside makes a happy face

Alais@alaisthewise· Jun 2

Kitten shirt!

Alais@alaisthewise· Apr 6

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam or Soundgarden or Alice in Chains

R. E. M. - New Adventures in Hi - Fi

Alais@alaisthewise· Mar 10

If this Presidential election forces us to choose between two grumpy old white ppl, I want these two candidates. #LaBellaLuna

Olympia Dukakis tilts head to side and smiles as Rose Castorini in Moonstruck

Feodor Chaliapin Jr. looks wise as The Old Man in Moonstruck

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