Shouldn't Nigel Farage be hounded for plagiarism after he copies word for word the Trump/Maga playbook?

and Donald Trump really isn't the brightest blonde hair on the wigmaker's floor

Another Fine Mess #Iran

and they laugh at Count Binface/

“Empathy’s like mud: you lose your boots in that stuff,” grumbles the Ghoul in Fallout "Empathy doesn't make money" grumbles the Ghoul in the White House

Farage "you know very well, you know very well I've been physically more attacked over many years than any other politician…"

It's so nice of Macron to visit an old friend in the old folks home. Trump wasn't sure who he was, but never mind

Never smile at a crocodile No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile Don't be taken in by his welcome grin He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin Never smile at a crocodile

If "personalities" will turn up for the opening of an envelope, Farage will always turn up for the publication of an Obituary.

Trump welcomes you to the "Museum of Wretched Ideas"

"The Right Band of Darkness" and other "Tales of the Unexpected"

"A Stranger in a Strange Land" and other "Tales of the Unexpected"

Blair! What is he good for? Absolutely nothin' Say it again, y'all

Shouldn't it be his hand?

The Origin Story of the MAGA red cap

In a recent newspaper article: "X owner @elonmusk has been retweeting untruths" If only he was the "ex owner of X"

Had to buy some air freshener. Every time I turned on the TV, Farage was there and the smell of booze and sleaze just got too much.

‘A weed is only a plant in the wrong place’ but a malignant narcissist in the wrong place soon destroys the whole garden

Trump reveals all

I almost had a twinge of sympathy for people at the event who actually had an ear problem

If you were in the pub and someone like Farage started talking to you, you'd change seats. His smile alone would be enough to make you find another watering hole.

You boy! Why do people keep tweeting photos of me leaning out my window?

"President Trump orders McDonalds" to throw burgers at Iran?

Like his hair, Trump is unhinged

Trump wants to obliterate Iran after practising on the White House

She rambled about cheese, he rambles about bacon and eggs. Liz Truss and Donald Trump are the Cheese and Bacon Buggers.

He had the whole world in his hands and he's dropped it already

Trump "Hasn't anyone got any prizes for me today?"

And the man at the back said: "Everyone attack" And it turned into a ballroom blitz And the girl in the corner said: "Boy, I wanna warn ya" It'll turn into a ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz