My own brain has begun running ridiculous ads I can’t skip. Please send help.

"Welp, kids, looks like it's another Bio-Dome and Encino Man double-feature."

He’s still a little salty about being in there

Yeet.

…and if the McDonald’s lawyers ask, that’s the story you give them

FUN FACT: Galbor still doesn’t know what ligma balls are

Works for ice as well

This joke was inevitable

Sometimes you’re just horny for pizza A collab with the amazing @theunderfold.bsky.social

Every office has that one person who’s Vibes Are Weird.

Come on, it’s like the first 2 rules

I’ve never empathized with a computer more.

My showerhead is up to a pack a day at this point.

I should probably get that looked at.

I gotta stop doing drugs before going grocery shopping

…Repetitive chants!

Whatever it was he did, it couldn’t have been good.

They'd give Statler and Waldorf a run for their money

Come on, just be normal

The teeth must flow

Don’t worry, he’s living that “OH YEAH” life nowadays

She a little confused, but she got the spirit

Blink twice if you need help, buddy.

Never did find out what was up with the hat

Narrator: He was, in fact, left hanging (The video to the @asliceofalan.bsky.social x Alarmingly Bad collab)

What?

Narrator: He was, in fact, left hanging (A collab with @asliceofalan.bsky.social)

The best part of having your own webcomic is being able to draw all the dumb things that pop into your head and nobody can stop you

The one where Galbor realizes he has a butt

Both autocorrect and common sense were asleep at the wheel