Señor Beto (@albthere) · DIRTY

Señor Beto

@albthere

Indigenous🇲🇽🇺🇸-🌈Ally -NO to War! ❌ Genocide ❌ Climate Change ❌ Guns ❌ Hate! -No Human Being is illegal - #M4A -Union💪🏽 -Fiercely💙🇺🇸, H8 the 🍊🤡 - 🕉️✌🏽☯️ 🥑🌵 “Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.” –Rumi

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Señor Beto@albthere· Jul 3

#England vs #México

Shirtless English football fan

Dr Simi dancing a crazy Cumbia with two ladies on the street

Señor Beto@albthere· Jun 29

True dat 👇🏾

Post from Low Quality Facts

“The art of war is simple. As Sun Tzu famously wrote, "Announce a ceasefire when the stock market opens Monday, and drop some bombs on Friday after the market closes."

Señor Beto@albthere· Jun 28

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -Susan Ertz

Church-going trumpists

Señor Beto@albthere· Jun 25

Meanwhile, big rapacious grocery chains…👇🏾

Meijer store in Indiana advertising booth g saving on 2 lbs of cherries. “Originally” $13.98

Señor Beto@albthere· May 31

Chump’s announces ‘nuther headliner for HIS celebration #JavierMilei 🇦🇷

Javier Milei fascist leader of Argentina who got 40 Billion bailout for us taxpayers sings for his book release in 2024 in Luna Park Argentina.

Señor Beto@albthere· May 17

The devil’s latest trick was to persuade #AmericanEvangelicals into believing Hatefulness is next to Godliness. Happy Church #sunday #Amerikkka 🇺🇸 ⛪️ 🙏 😡

“faith leaders” pray for Chump.

Señor Beto@albthere· May 12

When @bsky.app doesn’t like my posts

Señor Beto@albthere· May 11

🇺🇸 AmeriKKKa began the enshitification of the sane world. You’re welcome 🇬🇧 #Britain #UK #Reform #NigelFarage 🤮

A poster of laughing fascist Nigel Farage from the Reform party in Britain. In front of it, there’s a screenshot of a post by Kate Wilton that reads:
“And just like that, the very wealthiest party in the U.K. backed by foreign billionaires is supported by the very poorest members of society who dislike foreigners. You couldn't make this shit up.”

Señor Beto@albthere· May 10

that sounds about right

1 picture of a normal belt with the sign: “My belt”

2 same belt but it now has an unsolved Rubik’s cube in place of the buckle. It reads: “My belt when I'm about to shit myself”

Señor Beto@albthere· May 6

“The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.” –George Bernard Shaw

George Bernard Shaw (26 July 1856 – 2 November 1950), known at his insistence as Bernard Shaw, was an Irish playwright, critic, polemicist and political activist. His influence on Western theatre, culture and politics extended from the 1880s to his death and beyond.

Señor Beto@albthere· May 5

When you're on your way home from work and realize you only have time to get ready for tomorrow's workday…

Sad motherfucker.

Señor Beto@albthere· May 5

Happy #CincoDeMayo

Five jars of mayonnaise.

Señor Beto@albthere· May 4

I am this old.

Señor Beto@albthere· May 1

Chiles rellenos y gorditas de frijol 🤤

Chiles poblanos rellenos de queso panela.

Gorditas de maíz rellenas de frijoles.

Señor Beto@albthere· Apr 29

Mushy, tasteless, no texture?

From Dictionary dot com:

pappy '
/ pæpI /
ADJECTIVE
resembling pap; mushy
"Collins English Dictionary — Complete & Unabridged" 2012 Digital Edition © William Collins Sons & Co. Ltd. 1979, 1986 © HarperCollins Publishers 1998, 2000, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009, 2012

Señor Beto@albthere· Apr 28

Hey, who wants a felon’s mugshot on their passport? Rhetorical question.

The Pedophile wants his mug imprinted on U S passports.

Señor Beto@albthere· Apr 28

US Regime agrees to pause staged acts in deference to King Charles’ visit.

Chump and King Charles III of the United Kingdom.

Señor Beto@albthere· Apr 28

#UnitedHealthcare fires Social Media Manager over comments on latest “assassination attempt”

From the Washington Examiner:

UnitedHealthcare fired an employee who expressed disappointment with the third assassination attempt against President Donald
Trump over the weekend.
"Violence is never acceptable and any comments that suggest otherwise are in no way consistent with our mission and values," the health insurance provider said in a statement on Tuesday. "The person who made comments online about Saturday night's incident at a Washington event where President Trump and many other political leaders were gathered is no longer employed by the company."

Señor Beto@albthere· Apr 28

How Propaganda Works

Two headlines by the BBC.
Headline 1: Pirates hijack oil tanker off the coast of Somalia

Headline 2: US boards ship carrying
Iran oil as Trump threatens mine-laying vessels

Señor Beto@albthere· Apr 26

When they ask what my race is.

Chocolate Tres Leches cake.

Señor Beto@albthere· Apr 26

Today on “Ass a Sin-Nation” More fake-ass shit from a fake-ass shit regime… 😤

Face the Nation. TV Journalist program.

Señor Beto@albthere· Apr 26

Lolololol Is this amateur hour??? Sheesh!

Señor Beto@albthere· Apr 22

Cuando ya te tienen harta:

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortes diciéndole sus verdades a RFK Jr.
Letrero dice: ¡Chinga tu madre!

Señor Beto@albthere· Apr 22

True dat

Sign at ST. MARY MAGDALENE
EPISCOPAL CHURCH:

WE TRULY REGRET THAT GAY MARRIAGE ATTACKS THE SANCTITY OF YOUR FOURTH MARRIAGE.

Señor Beto@albthere· Apr 22

#TeamBull 🐂 #JoséAntonioMoranteCamacho 😓

Spanish matador José Antonio Morante Camacho undergoing a "sphincter reconstruction" due to the goring inflicted by a bull yesterday.

Señor Beto@albthere· Apr 20

Weatherman said “dress for the mid 70’s today” 😹

Three boys wearing 1970’s fashion.

Señor Beto@albthere· Apr 19

Ellos: –¡qué bien lo estás tomando! Yo:

Foto del actor Willem Dafoe donde se mira aterrado.

Señor Beto@albthere· Apr 19

preferiría churros de El Moro en Cdmx 😋

Churros como dios manda. El Moro CDMX.

Señor Beto@albthere· Apr 18

tfw your diaper is so full you need to make room for more 💩

Chump standing with his legs apart.

Señor Beto@albthere· Apr 17

#Manus is Latin for “hand” I just think that “M” is superfluous, Facebook…

From Meta:

“Meet Manus, your new Al work partner Use Manus to create posts for your Page that engage your audience.”