Sorry to be a downer, but this isn’t a “Drone Port.” It’s a roof If I was designing a White House Drone Port, it would be a spire of blackened steel five times taller than the Eiffel Tower, stretching to the sky like the skeletal arm of a long-dead god Thousands of killbots would cling to its…

Me when I finally perceive the true nature of reality and can see neo in wednesday

Yes

DLSS 5 OFF // DLSS 5 ON

Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park

Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels 😭 Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?

I have big plans this holiday. I’m going to spend my time off fretting that Woody can manifest teeth, even though his face is molded plastic with a tight-lipped smile and his mouth has no interior. This implies toys rearrange matter on an atomic level with every motion. Their power is horrifying

Thanks to Black Friday I can finally achieve my dream of having a full wardrobe of Bail Organa Security Aide Tunics. Every day I can flaunt the same style tunic as that Alderaan functionary who walks down a hallway with Bail Organa in one scene

Ranking of Star Wars movies based on whether they have Dexter Jettster the 1950s diner alien: 1. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 2. Every other movie

This meme implies astronauts are constantly shooting each other in space to cover up a horrific secret. In fact that has only happened 4 times in NASA’s entire history

I’m convinced. Going to play this instead of Silksong

I was too scared to click on this ad. Why do I have to disappear for 1 month? Is disappearing mandatory? Vanishing usually isn’t part of a sales pitch. “Go off the grid for 5 years and return having experienced the great taste of DrPepper”

Does this count

Does society owe them a free $10,000 Star Trek: TNG pinball machine? Yes, if they want it badly enough. Also, society should send out a repairman every few weeks due to this particular model’s notably finicky design flaws that require frequent maintenance

Hello there is a fake me. That is not my account. They are using a hyphen as a cunning disguise

Since you folks like Star Wars jokes, let’s see if you enjoy this one I posted on twitter 5 years ago It probably only works in the immediate context of the 2020 Democratic primary debates, but hey you never know

Whew, I’m glad that cardinal was wrong and the US got a pope without first suffering a political, cultural, and economic decline

Me: I would like to buy a Switch 2. How much will it cost? Global Trade War:

Economic indicators remain poor

Look what vandals did to this car. I don’t care what your politics are, defacing a random person’s vehicle is wrong. They have to drive this to work

Twitter Guy: We must leave NATO to restore America to the golden age of the 1950s

Sorry but I’m rating this survival bunker 3/10 on the Apoc-O-Meter Where’s the giant domed room to project a facsimile of the sky on the ceiling? Where’s the perfect replica of a 1950s town main street? Where’s the giant steel door leading deeper underground the elders insist remain forever sealed?

Cutting out chunks of the airplane and saying “looks like we didn’t need that” because you’re still flying

For serious discussions that require a mature attitude, I would limit replies to people with The Stanley Parable achievement Go Outside