Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre

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Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· 17d

i want someone to know i jumpscared myself by watching a video in another tab and then popping back over with this cut-off view, which makes it look like some creeper in a fedora peeping through a basement window

Screen shot of a Blue Sky window that has a promotional image of the new Ebenezer movie starring that famous domestic abuser. The window is scrolled so that only the bottommost part of the image is visible: an older white man with kind of wild eyebrows and a pair of beady brown eyes peering way too intensely from under the brim of a black hat. Ebenezer wears a top hat, but the image is cut off in such a way to give his hat the look of a fedora, which for old timers like me causes subcultural flashbacks to the ancestors of today's incels who wore fedoras everywhere because they thought it made them look suave or maybe dangerous or something.

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Jul 4

got a real Eye of Sauron situation developing

a forecast map for the eastern seaboard of the United States predicting the chances of severe, damaging winds. the color-coded circles make an angry looking eye shape, centered on Washington DC with a 45% chance of severe and dangerous winds. a red iris moves outward over Philadelphia and Richmond, and a yellow sclera stretches across several states, gazing balefully towards the coastline.

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Jun 30

Naeema's birthday is July 2nd!! 🎂 the last birthday she was able to celebrate in pre-war life was her 21st 💔 let's help her get a little cake and make the 2nd a special day 🤲 chuffed.org/project/1839... www.gofundme.com/f/support-th...

a Q R code that links to a Chuffed crowd fund campaign when scanned with a phone's camera

a Q R code that links to a Go Fund Me campaign, when scanned with a phone camera

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Jun 19

the three panel Seinfeld meme, with a dusty yellow tint. the first panel is Jerry staring at Kramer, asking Kramer what's going on in there? the second panel is a chaotic scene from Mad Max Fury Road, with a War Boy mid-leap as he attacks a spiky war buggy with explosive spears. the third panel shows Kramer's face, which has silvery paint on his mouth. He says, Witness me Jerry!

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Jun 14

i love bearded vultures / lammergeiers because they are metal AF: main part of their diet is BONES, like 70-90% bones they roll in iron-rich dust to apply their reddish makeup (probably for mites, but also it's definitely for makeup) big floofy goofuses, like most metalheads

a bearded vulture stands on a reddish rock against a grassy background. the bird is feathered all over, in striking stippled black-on-white feathers, but it has applied a layer of rust-colored dust to most of its body and appears bronzed, except for the smaller feathers on the front of its head. its face is long with a curved beak typical of vultures, and it has a dramatic black streak from behind its bright yellow-in-red eyes, down to the middle of its beak, ending in a tuft of black "beard" feathers on the lower jaw. this bird looks like what you'd get if Jim Henson designed a heavy metal bird Muppet.

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Jun 14

Naeema sent me some of Elias & Saji's art 💚 her little brothers love to draw! i hope one day i can have some of their art on my wall, alongside my other friends' creations 🤲🍉 if you like their art, too, please share it and/or send some tips to the young artists gaza-verified.org/people/@naee...

Photo inside of a red tent with geometric patterns on the sides: three children's drawings are pinned to the fabric of the tent. One is a beautiful sea turtle above the sea floor, with bubbles over the turtle. The other two are Palestinian flags, one with Arabic handwriting that I sadly cannot read.

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Jun 5

hmmm, well unfortunately i only have 7 days to live, according to our local forecast

A weather site's ten day forecast, showing pretty mild June weather from today until next week Thursday: cloudy or party cloudy, averaging highs in the sixties or seventies, some sprinkles of rain. There is an orange exclamation point drawn over next Friday, which will see no clouds and a high of 86 Fahrenheit. There are three red exclamation points over next Saturday, when it will be 91. There is a doodled red skull, with a sad expression, over next Sunday, when it will be 94. For you Celsius heads, that means 94% dead of heat exhaustion.

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Jun 4

yep yep yep

A four-panel comic by artist Stormygailart

Panel 1: One skeleton in a tee shirt and jeans is walking a happy dog, looks like a golden retriever. A second skeleton in a black shirt is hugging the dog, asking What's her name? Her name is Betty.

Panel 2: The skeleton in the black shirt says Betty, you are the glue holding this world together.

Panel 3: Betty and the skeleton in black touch foreheads affectionately, as the skeleton says, It has been an honor to meet you.

Panel 4: the dog walking skeleton is saying My name's Steven, but the word bubble is cut off by the second skeleton's word bubble, which says: I do not care

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Jun 3

i dunno man, i think you should at least have to take "anti-fascist" outta your bio if you're out here trying to call the cops on folks in a *country you don't even live in* this is Karens of Nextdoor behavior, international edition

a blue sky user who, for all appearances, in located in Canada, posted a video from Guardian News, titled "people emerge from New York City manhole," and tagged the Mayor of New York City's official account, telling him to have security services look into this ASAP

after they got zero interactions for an hour, they then quote tagged multiple American media personalities to cover this very blurry footage of two adults, climbing out a sewer covering, in an intersection that seemed to be marked off with orange safety cones and public works infrastructure. almost as if there is or recently was sewer work going on.

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Apr 22

lol lmao

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Apr 21

Logging On

Illustration in black and golden tones of several Spacing Guild humanoids from Dune. The Guild members are in figure-obscuring black costumes and a Guild Navigator floats in the middle of them, in a hazy in an orange tank of fluid and Spice which supports their bulbous, mutated body and flipper-like limbs.

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Apr 5

picture of a brick building with a banner on the side that says "He is risen." A billboard behind the building is edited so that Gowron, Emperor of the Klingon Empire, peers with his crazy eyes and bared teeth just barely visible above the building's edge, centered perfectly above the banner.

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Mar 19

Naima's family sent us an update on the Eid campaign: "Eid is joy... Wishing you a wonderful year 🤍🌙 Children's laughter is the soul of Eid 💛 Heartfelt thanks to everyone who helped spread joy with them 🙏🌠" you all did wonderfully 🤲🍉 thank you, friends who live in my computer 💚

various Eid treats for the family, like Sarelle coconut chocolates and Jellopy gummy candy

Someone's hand holds up a box of chocolate treats branded "Sarelle"

Graphic design with a shiny golden crescent moon made of glitter holding four green metallic lanterns with orange flames inside. The text reads: Eid Mubarak. Wishing you and your family a joyous and blessed Eid

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Mar 15

i'm re-upping some little flyers designed by one of Naima's friends at the local library, community center, cork boards outside businesses, & lightposts if you have access to a library printer & a stapler or some clear tape, you can help for free, too 🤲🍉 www.gofundme.com/f/support-th...

A poster collage made with pictures of Naima in her graduation robes, her youngest sibling Saji making a peace sign with sooty fingers, and the twins Elan and Elias sitting against the wall of their tent with Max the gray fluffy Persian cat in front of them. The posted reads "Help a family access education. Naima's youngest brother Saji (upper right picture) is excelling in online learning. His lessons support his self-esteem and recovery from the trauma of war & displacement in Rafah. Please help his siblings Elan & Elias access their right to education, too! Love, Max the school support cat." The link to their Go Fund Me campaign is at the bottom.

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Mar 7

logging back on

A low-quality cell animation still from the Neon Genesis Evangelion anime. Misato, a woman in a red jacket with long purple-ish hair, holds a mug and looks stoned as hell. The mug, which used to say NERV, has been edited with minimal effort to read DRUGS

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Feb 12

without downloading any new pics describe your gender

an older person with glasses, greying mustache & beard, a nice soft dad-bod, a farmer-tan and thinning white-ish unruly hair. they are walking confidently and with purpose next to some younger folks, seen from what looks like a CCTV camera mounted somewhere above the sidewalk. they are wearing socks with their practical, velcro walkin' shoes, short ripped up jorts, and a black tee shirt, a little too short to cover their belly, that says "Time For A Little Anarchy"

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Feb 1

can't believe this is how i found out i didn't have Human Pet Guy blocked on here (y'all know his handle probably, and if you don't, don't bother with finding it. it's not in the alt text. just fucking don't.)

quote chain: the original image post is a screenshot from X the automated CSAM app. Some cookie-cutter content grifter named lance has written "Wow: Andy Kazmierczak the man who sprayed Ilhan Omar seems to have leftist kids. Something doesn't feel right about this." Pictured in the tweet are Andy and his two very normal Gen Z looking kids. Both of them have dyed their hair at some point, and one could maybe be described as having a "goth" look.

juniper, blue sky handle juniper.beer, took a screenshot and wrote on blue sky: "I love that rightwingers genuinely seem to believe that political ideology is a set genetic inheritable trait."

And the Human Pet Guy, an infamous user on X the automated revenge porn app, quoted juniper on blue sky to respond in his iconic fashion: creepily, absurdly, and peppering in eugenics theories pulled straight from his ass.

"To some extent, it can be! Are you familiar with r vs K-selection? It has been argued that the left-right political divide is, to some degree, the manifestation of r/K selection strategies within a complex social framework; and r/K selection IS heritable. So are traits like time preference and IQ."

Human Pet Guy's blue sky handle is obscured, as he should be. We are bringing back shunning as the ultimate social consequence by making it TOTAL. No talking, no interactions at all, no pseudonymous 15 minutes of fame, completely and utterly forgotten by any human archive so whatever meager damage he does to the collective human spirit melts away with his decaying flesh.

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Jan 31

live feed from inside bobby's head:

a corrupted image of the Bush's Beans meme where an old white man in a baseball cap is staring wistfully at the camera, and according to Facebook-status-style text, thinking about those beans. this version, however, has slightly psychedelic properties and the distorted text reads "beans ... In thos beans ... What was in those beans"

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Jan 20

hope this helps

A meme format of two images: top image is a little kid in a blue and white checkered shirt seen in close-up with a boot on their head as they lay on the ground, and the bottom image shows the kid's own arm is inside the boot. Top text says "Democrat Party fundraising email," bottom text says "Democrat Party when it's time to fund ice again"

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Dec 27

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A screenshot from the New York Times online article, "US Military Action in Nigeria"

He said that nearby residents, thinking an aircraft had crashed, rushed to a nearby farm, where they found pieces of ordnance. A farmer's hut had been set on fire, but nobody was hurt, he said. He added that he did not know of any terrorist camps in the area. Nigeria is a deeply religious nation home to hundreds of millions of Muslims and Christians, and Sokoto State is home to the sultan of Sokoto, the spiritual leader of Nigeria's Muslim population. Last month, Mr. Trump threatened to strike Nigeria or send troops there if the government did not "move fast" to stop what he called a "genocide" against Christians in the country. Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation, is racked by widespread, complex violence against Muslims and Christians alike, and the Nigerian government has rejected Mr. Trump's characterization. But it also sent a delegation to Washington, D.C., to speak with American officials about security cooperation.

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Nov 21

there are four types of guys online. no exceptions.

a wide shot from Hackers (1995) illustrating the four types of Guys Online: Nikon, Dade, Cereal, & Phreak

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Sep 29

big thanks to the anonymous friend who donated yesterday 🤲💚 if anyone has a little extra at the end of this month, please support Naima's family in preparing for the cold months with no buildings to shelter them please share their story

A collage made by one of Naima's friends, shared with permission, made of pictures taken by Naima in Gaza. Top left: Elias, Saji, and Elan next to their tent during the early days of their displacement, when all the kids looked healthier. Top right: Elan, her little sister, standing near the sea wearing a kuffiyeh.

A selfie Naima took in a mirror standing in her tent is captioned with her Go Fund Me campaign, also linked in the quoted post, and her Insta Gram account where she can still be contacted: gazannaeema_

The main text reads Naeema's Family Needs A Lifeline. Elias, Saji, and Elan are her siblings, becoming sick after a year of hunger. Their parents share a fraying tent with 4 children and their cat Max. Coordinated aid does not reach their area of Rafah. They need a circle of care so the kids can eat daily, and to keep hope alive of fleeing to Egypt.

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Sep 29

post a random pic for reasons

a still from one of the "Dracula Flow" videos where an older man in sunglasses with a peaked hairline drawn on his bald head in black sharpie delivers some fucking awesome verses. it has been edited in greyscale with an old magazine dot-matrix print effect. it is captioned in an old timey gothic font, "Top Shelf Zaza Disrupted My Circadian Rhythm"

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Sep 26

wait how did you find this picture of me

Photoshopped image of a tawny little gerbil standing on its hind feet and smoking a massive joint. There is a mouse cursor next to the thick smoke plume of the giant joint. The background is a TV news style blue geometric lines and diamonds.

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Sep 22

guys i want to make everyone aware that i will be engaging in a new Special Interest this evening, therefore i have pre-emptively declared a self-curfew of 8pm to allow my expert panel (me) the resources they need to hyperfocus

a screen grab of the news headline banner "Autism Announcement" which has had the faces of the wrinkly deranged conspiracy grandpas in charge of America's government replaced by two nice and dignified looking TBH / yippees / autism creatures. unlike their predecessors, who are creepy, dehydrated cadavers ravaged by the soul-rot of their behaviors for their whole adult lives, the creatures are maintaining good eye contact etiquette by neither staring directly at each other or you, the viewer.

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Sep 19

don't make me tap the sign

Edited stills from comedy series Parks & Rec where Ron Swanson, the quintessential DIY dad guy, is in Home Depot being approached by an employee who appears younger than him. The top image has been edited so that the employee's vest shows a "Blue Wave" emoji and a waving hand emoji. The text says "Hey there! Welcome to #TheResistance can I advise you on how to correctly protest?" The bottom image is zoomed in on Ron. It has been edited so that an Antifascist Action button graphic is over Ron's face, as he says "I know more than you."

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Sep 6

tech-bro surveillance fascism's gonna have me learning to do juggalo makeup and only dressing like this in public

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Sep 4

tearing my hair out watching credulous people interact with this obviously-AI account using AI slop to promote a book written with LLMs, with other obviously-AI accounts in the sparse replies please, aspiring authors and readers, you don't need to pet & praise the hallucinating bots

Screenshot of the Blue Sky account miverraswriter promoting an e-book called The Hidden Face with a generative A.I. short animation of a long-haired man crouching awkwardly in fire

The same account posting a poorly-cropped generative image which has the hallmarks of A.I. slop - confused lighting, jarring mismatched color values, a piece of a weird cravat/tie appearing from nowhere, a face that trends in a very particularly body-fascist direction by amalgamating hundreds of white, waifish, small-featured, large-eyed supermodel faces & becoming unable to sort out a coherent hairstyle.

The post below is text which reads, "Let me explain why I think book reviews are not necessary. The number of reviews might not reflect the quality of the book. It depends on paid reviewers' intention to flatter the payer's work, intention to harm the competitor's book, and real potential reviews that weren't posted due to ignorance." This sentence is a grammatical mess trying to mimic a reasoned authorial voice. It also assumes a casually despairing, dog-eat-dog framing of the practices of creating & consuming "art" under extractive surveillance capitalism. Treating potential readers who might share thoughts as inherently adversarial to your Great Work is not something human authors are generally inclined to or can afford to do.

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Aug 28

i haven't heard from Naima for 24 hours, and her family hasn't had funds to buy food for an entire week please don't let my friend disappear💔 ask your people, in person, to make recurring commitments print & post this image on community boards help our sister live www.gofundme.com/f/support-th...

A photo collage and appeal made by Naima's friend and shared by her request. There are pictures of her younger siblings and a selfie taken in their tent. The graphic is constructed to easily share on sites like Instagram, or to be printed out at libraries & posted in community & faith-based spaces.

The text on the graphic reads: Naeema's Family Needs a Lifeline. Elias, Saji, and Elan are her siblings, becoming sick after a year of hunger. Their parents share a fraying tent with 4 children & their cat Max. Coordinated aid does not reach their area of Rafah.

They need a circle of care so the kids can eat daily, and to keep hope alive of fleeing to Egypt.

Above Naima's self photo is the link to her crowd fund, which is shared in this text post, and her Instagram handle: gazannaeema_

Sludge "Ned Ludd Was Right" McIntyre@alexei-dot-exe· Aug 19

woke up this morning to my friend Naeema's account deleted this is the 2nd account she's lost to racist reporting scum, enabled by blusky's moderation continually siding with genociders please advocate for Naeema's family in your local #FreePalestine groups. we are all #Gaza has, don't look away