Alexi Wolfe

@alexiwolfe

30s / ♂️ / 🇺🇸 / 🐶 Married and open. Looking to date 🌈 Mental health advocate™ Chicagoland transplant. 📨 Telegram: @alexiwolfe PMs always open

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Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· 9h

Gross. And I'm talking about the attitude and entitlement.

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· 4d

A very tired pigeon holding a cup of coffee and the caption "I am not an early bird or a night owl I am some form of a permanently exhausted pigeon"

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· 13d

OK, but the bluesky preview cropping them is pretty darned awesome too. Especially Ernie calling Bert a disappointment.

Elmo telling grover that grover is sorry.
Elmo and some other Muppet simply saying "disagree".
2 muppets with the text " super listener"
Ernie telling Bert "disappointment"

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Jul 18

No yeah we're definitely fine now, here, thanks... ...how are you?

5 separate bit simultaneous air quality alerts for the same weather forcast

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Jul 16

You know there's no need to worry about climate change when the day's weather report is "smoke"

Weather report where the primary weather is "smoke".

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Jul 6

I mean, what are you gonna do, pull them over? They have a CANNON. Good luck with that.

Several men dressed in revolutionary war garb standing and sitting in an open air trailer, holding onto a revolutionary war-era cannon, at around 45 mph.

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Jul 6

This is what I was seeing

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Jun 18

This post from @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social has a truly spectacular cropping.

Image from wikipedia accidentally cropped such that the woman depicted is known for being the "world's first female"

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Apr 23

Did elon musk name these track titles???

A list of soundtrack titles with names like 42n_skeldraum, nulksvar, 2MASSJ1836+5925, and others with Greek symbols, superscript, Morse code, and braille

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Apr 17

From the official government CDC website. You can TASTE the vitriol and hatred.....and bitterness that they were forced to revert their lies.

Screenshot of the CDC page for DoxyPEP with a banner that reads "Per a court order, HHS is required to restore this website to its version as of 12:00 AM on January 29, 2025. Information on this page may be modified and/or removed in the future subject to the terms of the court’s order and implemented consistent with applicable law. Any information on this page promoting gender ideology is extremely inaccurate and disconnected from truth. The Trump Administration rejects gender ideology due to the harms and divisiveness it causes. This page does not reflect reality and therefore the Administration and this Department reject it."

The page does, of course, reflect reality, and it is the Trump administration that is lying.

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Apr 14

Pro tip: don't buy 100k RPi Pico 2W's from Microcenter. The price break is atrocious.

Pic of a Raspberry Pi Pico 2W for 6.99 showing price breaks of 6-99998 costing 7.99, and 99999 or more costing 10k USD each.

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Jan 27

These pants are so almost gone, they've become shorts!

A bunch of shorts underneath a sign that says "these pants are almost gone"

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Oct 4

Behold my awesome power! *numnumnum*

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Sep 30

Is it just me or is this CR2032 logo straight up showing an adult playing keep-away from a child?

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Aug 28

Gotta love the cutoff point here.

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Aug 21

Gotta love the botanical gardens

A picture of an island with well-groomed trees in a small lake, surrounded by trees and other plants.

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Jul 30

Idk, I thought this picture of my calzone sausage wrap thing looking like a black hole was pretty neat

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Jul 30

My pillow this morning is a work of modern art

A black pillow that looks a bit like a twisted hourglass, with the bottom part smaller than the top

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Jun 22

If this isn't the dichotomy of bluesky, I don't know what is.

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Jun 10

Mooooooooooooon

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· May 20

Artist's rendition of a black hole

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· May 20

Behave.

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· May 16

And every single one of those 10,000 words are things like bribe, corruption, traitor, treason, etc.

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Mar 31

Says the guy who, to my knowledge, has never had a real job with us lower and middle class grunts.

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Mar 22

This might be the only logical conclusion to a race that believes in gods.

a dog in a little sailor costume doing a peace sign accompanied by the words total information collapse and the end of consensus reality the damage cannot be undone

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Mar 10

I made a cute new friend :3

Picture of a tall me in a blue pup hood, cradle-holding a much smaller boy in a puppy fursuit head, in chastity.

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Jan 15

SOON

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Jan 6

This guy is so full of shit it's amazing we don't see it spewing out of his mouth like that one south park episode.

The orange dipshit in chief smiling with a caption reading "you fools really thought I could reduce grocery prices?".

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Oct 29

Today's Pearls Before Swine is particularly brain-tickling. www.gocomics.com/pearlsbefore...

1/4:
Person: I'm here to vote.
Rat: Sure, but before you do, quick question. How many branches of government can you name?
2/4:
Person: Don't know. Don't care.
Rat: Okay, no problem. Here's your ballot. Your voting booth is that porta-potty around the corner.
3/4:
Rat: Just drop your completed ballot down the hole.
4/4: Rat, to Goat: I'm doing my part for democracy.

Alexi Wolfe@alexiwolfe· Oct 11

Not my image, but it needs to be shared.