alexrakefire

@alexrakefire

I'm sick of this shit.

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alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Jul 10

deep fried meme of zohran mamdani touting his utopia of gay luxury sharia communism or something idk

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Jun 29

"they do now"

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Jun 3

a black and white image of musician Ski Mask the Slump God, quoting from his track Burn the Hoods, "America Sucks."

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Jun 3

Steve Kornacki noooo

NBC election analyst and data guy Steve Kornacki accidentally draws a phallic image when discussing elections. To be fair, he erased it almost immediately.

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Apr 26

probably

a screenshot from twitter of someone who has posted a twitter poll, asking for probable demographics a recent shooter may have been a part of.

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Apr 21

like the all american rejects; whether the slump, or rosenior's chelsea coaching career: it ends tonight!

a stylized line from Dante's Inferno, reading "Abandon Hope all ye who Enter Here"

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Apr 19

It's time. #BlueCoOut www.teamtalk.com/chelsea/lege...

a poorly edited picture of diego simeone, or dawood bin harami, one of the most haram football managers on the planet second only to probably the footballing shaytan that is pep bordalas

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Apr 15

@pwcdanica.bsky.social Mme. State Senator, I know that data center news is important, but i need your opinion on my unofficial DMV-DMZ of what is and isn't NoVA, as it affects your district. Broadly: if it is east of US-15, and north/ northeast of VA-234, it's NoVA. ie, Manassas is, Leesburg isn't.

A line segment overlaid on a google maps image of the DC metro region, including US-15, portions of I-66, and VA-234 in Northern Virginia. This is to imply a rough border of what is and isn't "Northern Virginia," or rather "places where Marylanders who work in Virginia flee before nightfall so we don't have to pay the car tax."

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Apr 7

a dog looks at the user, inquisitive as to whether they are of the home of seexual persuasion

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Mar 22

how i'm pulling up to work the next couple of years

a man is riding a black horse on a road in the United States. Unfortunately, the horse is walking on pavement which is really bad for their hooves.

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Mar 4

reject gruesome newsom, it's big boy hopeposting season

a meme of Illinois Governor JB Pritzker riding a horse with the implication he would rule the US as a Mongolian style empire

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Feb 20

Golden gate is on the western peninsula connecting San Francisco to Sausalito, north to south. The Oakland Bay bridge connects San Francisco to Oakland, West to East. Easy way to remember the bridges (as an american who endured our public school system) Golden Gate is red, Oakland Bay is grey.

a map of the San Francisco Bay Area, with major highway routes, river tributaries, and township names.

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Feb 16

he loves snuggling and watching youtube

a picture of a white dog with a light blue collar. the dog is laying on the couch, facing a tv that is not visible.

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Feb 4

this is who runs this account

an edited image of spongebob squarepants. he is wearing black low top air force 1 sneakers

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Jan 4

BIG MAC #CFC

official portrait of Calum MacFarlane, Chelsea U-21s coach as of January 2026.

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Oct 10

an image text meme of a fake headline. a primate is in the right hand side of the image. the fake headline reads "we taught this chimpanzee to understand the median voter's politics and he hanged himself."

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Sep 23

FROM OUR COLD DEAD HANDS

a picture of liquid painquil, which contains acetaminophen. for some unholy reason, it also has alcohol (likely as a solvent for the ingredients), which increases the risk of liver toxicity. you should talk to a doctor or pharmacist about what pain relief medications are easiest for you to take, but I wouldn't use it.

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Aug 18

a guy smiles at his phone while laying in bed

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Aug 14

The lesson of 2025 is:

an image in text that says "no one is coming to save you" in red, white, and blue

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Aug 13

"Republicans don't know hard times! When you get laid off from the coffee shop 'cause AI took your job and the tariffs made coffee $8 a cup, them's hard times!"

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Aug 13

Sucks for Eriksen but he survived cardiac arrest and Manchester United's worst season ever so good for him

A screenshot from the last gameweek of the 2024/25 EPL season. Manchester United played Aston Villa at Old Trafford. Christen Eriksen is bouncing the ball in anticipation of taking a penalty kick while two Aston Villa players look on with their hands on hips. A diving cheating portuguese rat is behind christian eriksen and is probably shitting his pants over how he didn't get to take the penalty.

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Aug 8

it's a matching/ strategy game we play in the Caribbean. 10 percent of it is actual skill, 90 percent of it is trash talking

a set of dominoes tiles, and a slighly opened wooden case.

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Aug 7

poast iconic title screen

a screenshot of the PS2 menu for Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 2, the greatest DBZ game of all time.

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Aug 6

A civil war memorial that reads "The Penalty of Treason is Death, No North No South, The Union Forever"

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Jul 27

???

a diagram of a nuclear reactor. Water is pumped through a chamber that produces steam, heated up by fuel rods made of a radioactive material, like Uranium or Plutonium. the steam drives a turbine which produces electricity.

Nuclear power has become one of the safest non-fossil fuel ways to produce fuel.

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Jul 25

Obviously things didn't end well between #CFC and Edouard Mendy, but as soon as that whistle in the 2021 UCL final sounded, and the camera panned to him, I cried. He almost retired early. On unemployment benefits. Then, one of the greatest recent goalkeeping performances in a cup run. Inspiring!

Former Chelsea goalkeeper Edouard Mendy cries tears of joy after the final whistle is sounded in the 2021 Champions League final against Manchester City. Chelsea won the game by a goal to nil.

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Jul 13

this pretty much

a soyjak edit of trump crying, holding up a phone. the phone is a screenshot of a long post probably about the epstein files but the joke is that he's crying and trying to post through the scandal.

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Jul 1

an image from the video game Civilization 5. Genghis Khan is on horseback, taunting the player after they declare war on the Mongolian Empire. He says "you're joking, right?"

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Jun 14

alright now that we're closer to the "start time" let's see what the weather will be like in the parade OH GOOD LORD

alexrakefire@alexrakefire· Jun 13

uhhhhhhh @ericmgarcia.bsky.social @51st.news @wamu.org pretty sure I just saw a near miss on an open source flight radar? PAT18 was at 1175 feet. WN2383 was at 1200 feet. Based on this image they were around a mile or less apart. This idiotic parade is gonna get people killed!