Alex
@alexrees
Voice with an Internet Connection, leftist oaf, trans rights, Parklife Banner by @christos.jpeg on Instagram alexrees.substack.com
Incredible man. Part of the start for everything that happened to us, really. And *what* a barnet
Five years since I went to a Euros final watch party and baked a Victoria sponge for it but there were like two dozen rowdy teenagers there and everyone got so drunk and rowdy that no one ate it and also England lost
"I was in Vicky Cristina Barcelona" "Yeah sound, I was into them both in the '90s, yannowhatimean"
Tomorrow there are no World Cup matches for the first time since the 11th of June
Full disclosure this was a Polychrome Perkeo in Ante 1 seed but still. I am da king of da Jokers
That would be the highest rating of the tournament so far from 40-year old Vozinha vs. Spain. I'm crying
They're calling it the most obviously AI-generated take of all time in the BBC Sport comments section
You know when you finally listen to something and it feels like it's altering your brain chemistry in real time
Made this for the group chat and now it is a thing that exists. No further notes
For me this will always be my favourite Salah goal. It's not as flashy as some of the others, but I love it so much because it shows he has the kind of precision maybe only half a dozen players of his generation have - if he's off by even an inch he loses it, and he STILL finds a way to score
Even if England don’t win the World Cup this year - which, lmao - we are gonna need to have a serious conversation about this fella soon