AlexWattsEsq
@alexwattsesq
Still working on this, but I'm above average height I think
The name's Bond, James Bond. Jeremy James Bond. Henry Jeremy James Bond. Albert Henry Jeremy James Bond. Magnus Albert Henry Jeremy James Bond. Bert Magnus Albert Henry Jeremy James Bond. William Bert Magnus Albert Henry Jeremy James Bond. Colin William Bert Magnus Albert Henry Jeremy James Bond.
I don't actually think"oh yeah I liked it but it was an incoherent piece of shit and unless you can admit that you're a whiny little Nolan fanboy" is a non-whiny fanboy contribution to the discourse. It's just internet shit hurling. It's very tiring
I was so impressed by Matt Damon in The Odyssey. What a transformation
Myers demonstrating that he really has his finger on the comedy pulse, as it beats once a month
"I say Bertie, word is Bingo Little's going to try and eat the nachos sharer all by himself! Bustle along to the morning room, Oofy Prosser's started a book on it"
Look, I know it's two full years late but I think I may be on to something
Rather enjoyed this sample from the BBC Tender document for Casualty that someone shared on the Doctor Who Reddit
Keir Starmer wants to ban this little guy from accessing social media
We're delighted to host Count von Bumhole's monogrammed buttplugs at Fortnum's this summer
After a frantic search, The Great Worm That Will Kill God was located and turned out to be my cat, Niles
18th October 2017: Less than 10 years ago there was broad, cross party support for trans people just living their lives. This bigotry at the highest level has been astroturfed into existence in less than a decade. It's a lie. A con.