Alfons Arthur Peeweather
@alfartpee
Aspiring oil baron
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You can deny an election result, but not the evacuation result
Or famously known from commercials from the 70s to 90s known as this
Every complaint I hear about this place is just muffled whale noises
There is clearly a cat snoof snoofin’ the corner of this curtain
The Abyss did it even before them! They had a crazy underwater filming setup for it all
He just has no one to tell him he’s wrong, like all these assholes
@techconnectify.bsky.social You have been memed on r/simpsonsshitposting
The cybertruck shape was actually based directly on his disproportional torsonics