alice
@alicebennett
New readers are advised that this Introduction makes details of the plot explicit.
new eurosnack, this time from north macedonia (delicious, the absolute minimum amount of wafer to maximum amount of filling possible while still maintaining structural integrity)
i specifically saved this egregious nonsense from the other day for this thread
the model on the cover of my trashy norwegian celebrity magazine’s puzzle supplement has a visible blemish on her chin and i think this is really cool
book manuscript sent in, office plants watered, on holiday until the end of july!!!
we’ve got seagulls raising babies in the courtyard in the middle of our building and tbh nobody is enjoying it
also a big oof at the end of the article where every person they spoke to absolutely jumps on the opportunity to say the biggest possible fuck you to anyone who hopes to get a university education
too many flowers and no vases so we have a delightful floral arrangement in a bucket
if you need me i’ll be whispering the words “peach-house at scone palace” to myself
that’s okay copilot, i didn’t expect to be able to actually use those two days of the calendar anyway
they did pocket penguins for the 70 year anniversary in 2005 and both the smiths were on the list! here’s the ali smith book
thank you lorna finlayson for defending both mid scholarship and being annoying — an important argument, well made
feeling really smug that i managed to finish the yoke on this jumper just as all my MA theses got submitted for this year so i can knit the boring stocking stitch body while i read
we still have this in norway and it’s called «sitting» (best not to look up why)
rip polidori you would have loved writing really terrible submissions to two sentence horror stories