Alison

@alimasin

she/her, 40s, writing about gay pirates, short chapter enthusiast, #FallFrontFriday snake_necklace on ao3

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Alison@alimasin· 1d

Oh, they definitely do!

Back-of-book text:
This book contains
Dummies-to-lovers
There was only one bed
Oops, we've accidentally adopted a kid
I need to eat some cheese about this

Alison@alimasin· 1d

I just checked this out at the library solely because of your post, and I am cackling at the sprayed edge. Should be fun, if nothing else!

Book with a hot pink sprayed edge that says "Bro" along with pictures of a cat, beer, and cheese

Alison@alimasin· 16d

ohhhhhh what's this??? #PirateReadingClub

A banner from the Pirate Reading Club summer reading challenge showing 5 books read

Alison@alimasin· 28d

Why yes I *was* born in the

Building in Alaska that says "Gross 20th Century" on it

Alison@alimasin· Jul 7

#DrawStedeBonnet airport delay edition

Drawing of Stede Bonnet in blue ballpoint pen on notebook paper. His hair is very swoopy and his body is literally a fridge. He has heart eyes and is exhaling a heart. What kitchen appliance is Ed?

Alison@alimasin· Jul 5

Having a great time with the #PirateReadingClub summer reading challenge and putting my adorable library card to good use! @piratereadingclub.bsky.social

A pirate reading club badge with a 1 on it, for completing my first book

A yellow library card with pictures from Where The Wild Things Are on it

Alison@alimasin· Jul 2

What a coincidence, I just took this picture of the reading on my car dash 😭 I'm headed to your general area for a vacation next week though and I am READY

Car dashboard showing temperature reading of 100 degrees

Alison@alimasin· Jun 30

Still mad about this, btw, but I'm the meantime I have learned amazing facts about the remix, which is a goddamn masterpiece

For a hit that has conquered charts in more than 48 countries, the making of “Cheerleader” was surprisingly economical. Using its vocals alone, Jaehn reinvented the track on his laptop with a trumpet line played by a friend into his phone on WhatsApp, the free messaging service. “I didn’t have the budget to travel to him, so he recorded it in his bedroom and sent it to me,” the producer says.

Alison@alimasin· Jun 28

I just finished the #OFMDReadingChallenge ! I'll make the cute little cover graphic later but here is my final book Thanks, @blueberreads.bsky.social 💖 this was delightful

Cover of "How to Fake it in Society" by KJ Charles, with swim meet in the background because that's what I'm doing ALL DAY

Alison@alimasin· Jun 28

Day 2 of the swim meet with #DrawEdTeach attempt number two. He is stretching out after a long day of stomping around in leather and boots with his hair up

A scribbly pencil sketch of ofmd Ed Teach, naked, stretching down to touch his toes with his hair hanging down. Perspective? We don't know her. His back tattoo says "trust" and the skull has heart eyes. A bright blue swimming pool is visible in the background of the photo.

Alison@alimasin· Jun 27

#DrawEdTeach weekend attempt(s) number one, feat. swim meet background

Page of a sketchbook with 3 scribbly sketches of Ed Teach with his hands clasped behind him, pretending to be an innkeeper in ofmd s2e3. In the background are glimpses of a swimming pool and spectator stands

Alison@alimasin· Jun 21

My flag means ???

Scraps of fabric sewn on a flag, including Ed and Stede having a picnic, bird robe fabric, pirate skulls, mermaid scales, and an unhappy shark

Alison@alimasin· Jun 12

In travel/flight delay hell today but I managed to read AN ENTIRE BOOK. Like 12 people died while I waited for my flight.

Hand holding a book called "The Decagon House Murders" by Yukito Ayatsuji. The cover is blue with an illustration of a pink severed hand and some Japanese characters. In the background of the picture is an airport waiting area.

Alison@alimasin· Jun 1

Stede sees Ed for the first time

Alison@alimasin· May 30

B plot snippet from an AU I haven't gotten around to writing: (Evelyn makes audio porn, which helps Mary learn a thing or two about herself while she's separated from Stede)

“Do you make any…other…types of content? Besides what you already sent me.” (She doesn’t add, because I already listened to those several times, but with the way she feels herself blushing, she might as well have.)

“I mean, I record with men sometimes, if that’s what you mean. People do seem to like those.” Evelyn shrugs. “It pays the bills. I did one with Doug last year that was pretty popular.”

“Our mutual friend, Doug?” Mary gasps. He’s the last person she would have imagined getting involved in this business.

“The very same. He’s quite talented, actually. And very sexy.”

“Ev! Did you—” she lowers her voice— “have sex with Doug while you were making the audio?”

“God, no, where would you get that idea? We’re professionals.” A sly grin breaks across her face. “We did it after we were done recording.”

Alison@alimasin· May 27

I have visited Niagara Falls exactly once and the other thing I did that day was wake up very early to watch ofmd episodes 6 & 7 on my laptop in a hotel lobby. This is the face of a person going completely insane

Me, wearing a Maid of the Mist poncho, extremely wet and looking deranged due to a combination of waterfall spray and knowing that Ed & Stede finally Did It

Alison@alimasin· May 24

this one! first time I'd heard of this author was when someone posted the cover on here like "is it...them?" my bridge to reading regular books after a hot minute of only being able to read fanfic (which is still great!)

cover of The Secret Lives of Country Gentleman by KJ Charles

Alison@alimasin· May 24

My local library has a healthy collection of @kjcharleswriter.com 's books but they were missing this one, for some reason. So I requested it and they bought it and now I get to read it and in conclusion - I LOVE LIBRARIES 🥹

Library catalog listing for Copper Script by KJ Charles, showing that there is now 1 copy available!

Alison@alimasin· May 19

My final beauties from the #fandommarket arrived! 🎉🎉🎉 thank you @fakegeekboy.bsky.social and @tulipseasons.bsky.social ❤️

Closeup of my neck wearing a cool gold chainmail necklace with octopus charms on it, and below that I'm holding a sheet of doodly little ofmd stickers

Alison@alimasin· May 10

A few years ago when I had creativity and time (😭) I wrote this choose-your-own-ending story about Mother's Day brunch and fucking! 💐💦 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/471547... Podfic by @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social : archiveofourown.org/works/558431...

Mélange
snake_necklace
Summary:
Stede has made the bold decision to invite both his mother and his ex-wife out for Mother's Day brunch. How will Ed distract him from the resultant stress? Well, that's up to you.

"I'm an idiot," Stede moans, flopping onto the bed with the shirts he's failed to choose between clutched in his arms.
"You're a devoted son, and a devoted...ex-husband," Ed says, smoothly pulling both shirts from Stede's grip and replacing them with a soft periwinkle sweater. "And, yeah, maybe also an idiot."
Stede sits up and shrugs off his robe. "I don't know what possessed me to invite them both to Mother's Day brunch. Just getting together with one of them stresses me out enough."

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationship:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Characters:
Stede BonnetBlackbeard | Edward TeachMary Allamby BonnetSarah Bonnet
Additional Tags:
Established RelationshipRestaurantsTemperature PlaySemi-Public SexArguingCar SexHand JobsKissingDom Blackbeard | Edward TeachRidingBlow Jobsbottomless mimosasAnal SexstripteaseFace-FuckingBlindfoldsMary always gets a winStede Bonnet is Trying His BestEd sows chaosCockwarming(literally)So much yes-andingPodfic Available
Language:
English
Series:
← Previous Work Part 5 of Holidays Unhinged (fka Massive November Holiday Aggression (NOW FEAT. DECEMBER! (And possibly a bit of January) (Whoa, how did May get in here?)(Oh wait, is that February?))) Next Work →
Collections:
Our Flag Means Alternate Universes
Stats:
Published:2023-06-01Completed:2023-06-01Words:8,461Chapters:5/5Comments:122Kudos:92Bookmarks:5Hits:1,143

Alison@alimasin· May 4

3/3 tiny bit 🌶️

“You’re so chilly!” Stede exclaims.

“Bracing, like I said,” Ed murmurs. “And you—you’re so warm.” He runs his cold fingers up and down Stede’s back, sending sparkling shivers racing across his skin. The coolness of his face against Stede’s is a welcome respite as his cheeks flush from more than just the residual heat of the bathwater. And then Ed lets one finger trace down the ridge of Stede’s spine to the cleft of his ass. “Bet you’re warm everywhere.”

Stede’s legs clench around Ed’s waist and his fingers dig into Ed’s skin as Ed circles a finger around his hole and presses the tip in, lightly.

“Mm-hmmm,” Ed hums, a satisfied purr. “Was right. I always am.”

Stede moans.

Alison@alimasin· May 4

2/3

“Nope!” Stede pretends he’s going to leap up out of the water, but then stands slowly. He enjoys the way his husband’s eyes rake over him, following the cascading droplets as they race down his body. Ed tosses him a towel (one of the nice plush ones), and he catches it over his arm.

The look on Ed’s face says meet me in the bedroom, but curiously, he spreads his own towel out on the bathroom floor and sits on it cross-legged, still watching as Stede towels off the last of the bath’s moisture. After Stede hangs up the towel, he looks down to see Ed reaching out to him with grabby hands.

“All right,” Stede chuckles.

“On me,” Ed says, gesturing for Stede to sit in his lap, chest-to-chest, his legs wrapping around behind Ed’s back. They both draw in matching sharp breaths when they press against each other.

Alison@alimasin· May 4

had to expound on this a bit for #ofmd #SexualSunday 1/3

“Oh, there you are!” Stede calls from the bathtub.

Ed leans against the doorway, squinting through the steamy air. His hair is up in a messy bun and he’s got a threadbare scrap of towel wrapped low around his hips, hanging on for dear life—his concession when Stede had asked him to “think of the neighbors” on his way to and from the ocean. (“Wouldn’t want to offend the seagulls and washed up bits of kelp,” Ed had deadpanned, but he’d complied—and Stede had to admit that the slightly-more-coverage-than-a-loincloth towel situation actually made him hotter, somehow. But that was often how things worked, with Ed.)

“Did you have a nice bathe?” Stede asks.

“Yep, pretty bracing,” Ed replies. “You?”

“Scalding. Just how I like it.”

“Gonna be in there much longer?” Ed asks, hitching his hip so the towel slides, impossibly, lower.

Alison@alimasin· May 2

I'm not necessarily proud of this, but......Post Malone

Package of Post Malone Oreos. The cookies themselves have one side dark and one side light, and the filling is swirled in caramel and cream colors. The package itself looks like it's covered in brown dragon scales but they're guitar picks

Alison@alimasin· Apr 29

!!!!!

She wondered if he'd ever forgotten a single thing Ed had ever said.

Alison@alimasin· Apr 28

well ACKSHUALLY Ed caught

A board game called "The Finest Fish" with a picture of an orange goldfish in a bowl

Alison@alimasin· Apr 23

A city street with green text overlay: Everyone disliked that.

Alison@alimasin· Apr 22

ofmd fandom speech bubble

A handwritten card that says "What is hedorolsexual." [sic]

Alison@alimasin· Apr 9

Felt so lucky to win one of the coolest items in time #fandommarket - these window clings by @jkmakes.bsky.social ! Here they are in their new home where I can see them while I work 💖

Divided window panes with colorful ofmd window clings featuring a turtle w/knife, the goddess Calypso, and Jim's knife stuck into an orange. The view behind the window shows trees with bright green leaves and a residential street

Alison@alimasin· Apr 3

Got my lovely #fandommarket needle minders from @mooshy.bsky.social and immediately had to start a new project 🥰