Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡

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Atheist, liberal, fierce supporter of Ukraine, Karl Popper and Bernese mountain dogs. Chief economist and more…

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Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· 11d

The ultimate break up album. Critics said: “Makes the Iran war sound great”, “takes the sexy out of neck pvssy”. Hear it before your next deranged dictator.

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· 19d

Your feed when the former leader of the free world is a fucking moron and his former rat of a propagandists goes 180 degrees for unknown but definitely financial reasons.

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Jul 5

Well, coincidently in my newspaper: “Heroes in Ukraine, executioners in Poland”

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Jul 5

How does that fit in with sucking up to Trump who deserted Ukraine all together?

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Jun 28

Mesteren af manglende indsigt. Du kan jo ikke fortsætte karrieren, når du gang på gang spilder dine evner og brænder dine broer. Det er jo netop det, som du skulle fortryde…

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Jun 18

The best I have seen so far. Ukrainians are also great trolls.

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Jun 15

Unfortunately it diverts some of our (Denmark) ressources away from Ukraine and to Greenland to defend our realm. A symbolic sign of that can be seen on the main square of Copenhagen. The Ukrainian flag used to outnumber the Danish flag 4-1. Now a Ukrainian flag has been replaced with a Greenlandic.

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· May 10

Kan svagt huske sidste mesterskab som 10-årig. Nyd det i Århus. Men pas på at byen ikke vælter 😆

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Apr 24

Getting ready for a Caravaggio.

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Apr 14

I’m keeping this little gem of Russian mentality

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Apr 12

Send JD Vance to Moscow for an endorsement. Either Putin dies the next day or looses power.

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Apr 10

Breaking: Infantino strips Donald Trump of the FIFA peace prize. Now given to Donny the fish.

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Apr 9

Anders Lassen, the highest decorated Danish soldier in English service died on this day 81 years ago. He received three military crosses during WW2 and the only non-commonwealth recipient of the Victoriacross. Took the boys to pay respect where he fell near Comacchio. Always fight fascism

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Feb 27

In recognition of today; quote post with something #Green you've photographed

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Feb 26

Are there drugs on a hospital boat? Asking for a friend.

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Feb 22

Stored somewhere at a Mar-a-Lago bathroom?

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Jan 17

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Jan 14

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Jan 13

Eller dyp ham i hvid maling, smid ham i Atlanterhavet og sælg ham til Trump.

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Jan 7

As you already know as Ukrainians: The word of America is worthless. But Denmark and before that Denmark/Norway has had sovereignty over Greenland for longer than the existence of the USA. Something the USA ultimately recognizes in 1916

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Jan 7

Hader denne slags overskrifter/Quislinge citater. Er på niveau med: Ja, Hitler gjorde meget forkert, men autobahn virker da meget godt.

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Jan 4

Are you ready for an antifa-takeover, America?

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Nov 25

Så er det officielt: Alle aktiver er nu overvurderede. Spænd sikkerhedsselen for en finansiel krise.

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Nov 17

History does not repeat itself but it often rimes.

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Nov 13

Love it!

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Nov 3

Here you go. You can both be Trump or rebuild like the next president.

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Oct 16

He also authorized covert operations in Greenland to no avail. So now he’s trying to bribe the polar bears…

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Oct 11

So millions of starving people will die around the world because Trump destroyed USAID. And thousands of Americans will die because GOP gutted healthcare. But polar bears in Greenland need American tax dollars? What’s the catch here? He knows that polar bears don’t vote, right?

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Sep 20

Featuring Die Asta?

Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡@allannotsteve· Sep 18

Disney+ subscription cancelled. #BOYCOTTDISNEYABC