Allison Maruska

@allisonmaruska

Author, teacher, crocheter, wife, mom, owl enthusiast, Bananagrams dominator. She/her. No DMs. allisonmaruska.com

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Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· 2d

I totally get that! Why are some pieces harder to capture? Btw love your earrings

A post showing three angles of a crocheted shark toy

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Apr 10

I know Not All Men (obligatory eye roll) but

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Mar 26

Lucy from peanuts saying Christ, what an asshole

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Jan 11

Dude is basically this comic

Comic with a MAGA man becoming a nazi because of rhetoric, he claims

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Jan 10

My boys 💜

A tabby and a Siamese mix cat resting on a bed.

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Dec 31

My 2025 temperature blanket is finished! A year in the making. Each square is a month (January top left, December bottom right), and each round within the square is the day’s high and low temps. I organized the squares so the cool and warm colors created stripes. Colorado Springs, CO #crochet

A crocheted blanket with 12 squares representing the months of 2025.

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Nov 13

I had a similar reaction when I learned Russell Vought is 49. 49.

Russell Vought looking older than his 49 years.

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Jul 24

For your consideration. #crochet #corgibutt

A crocheted corgi upside down and from the rear

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Jul 22

Good place to drop this

Cartoon of a man in a MAGA hat blaming a woman for his becoming a Nazi

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Jul 21

Cat on its side with head behind a cushion. Lots of belly and toe beans

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Jul 20

My sweet Lily crossed the rainbow bridge today. She was almost 17. Give your fur babies an extra hug for her tonight. 🌈

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Jul 15

Ned Flanders saying “I’ll be darn-diddly-arned.”

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Jun 27

Hubs and I watched the #poopcruise doc on Netflix mostly because we were on that ship for our 2003 honeymoon. 🫠

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Jun 24

The racket begins again, rattling my brain. The intensity of her barrage suggests a real threat. Surely, catastrophe has been diverted. I peer through the glass. Instead of danger, there is stillness. Air. The reason for her auditory assault an #enigma. At least she’s proud of herself. #vss365

A small dog resting her head on her human’s leg.

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Jun 11

He’s gonna have a lot of meeting to do

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Mar 29

I finished making a little couch. Doggo approved.

Pug/llhasa mix sleeping on a small crocheted couch.

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Mar 26

A #crochet first for me: pet-sized furniture!

A small crocheted couch meant for cats or small dogs.

The same small couch with a curious dog sniffing at it.

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Feb 8

I feel like I’ll be using this a lot.

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Jan 18

Arms crossed?

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Dec 11

Her, probably

Simpsons meme with Moleman in a phone booth being attacked by birds with the caption
I need to be the shittiest person alive.
No, that’s not shitty enough.

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Dec 6

Age is a sneaky bastard. We’re watching The Crown finally and Elizabeth in s3e7 is supposed to be 43. I’m 44 so of course I’m like no. So I pull up comparable pics and…ok fine😒

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Nov 30

Commissioned by a coworker to make this. I think grumpy Crookshanks is my favorite part.

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Nov 24

Day three of the #DenverChristmasShow! Am I doing this right?

Me, sitting in front of my book banner and wearing a crocheted elf hat and Christmas sweater.

Allison Maruska@allisonmaruska· Nov 21

Confession: Christmas isn’t my favorite. I’d be happy to skip the whole thing. But I’m working a big Christmas event this weekend so I gotta fake it. Fa la la la la la frickin la.