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Allison Parent

@allisonparent

I write, I doodle, I vibe Co-host of Escape The Mojoverse (an X-Men Comics Podcast) She/they

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Allison Parent@allisonparent· Jun 17

My top 4 X-Men gals.

Paige Guthrie, Husk

Emma Frost

Temper Oya Okonkwo

Dani Moonstar

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Jun 13

Disclosure Day without context

Ella enchanted stabbing her prince bf

Miley Cyrus staring into your soul

The concept of Kansas City

Replica bar from The Rehearsal

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Jun 6

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Apr 15

JLA is wacky in the exact way I love

The whole justice league looking at you and judging you

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Apr 15

Justice league America rocks

A three panel comic of Batman driving a regular car. He says “this had better be importantly! Coming all the way from Gotham in rush hour traffic is- what the devil! No. Not today. I’m really not in the mood for this”

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Apr 7

A woman staring off into the middle distance, frozen

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Mar 9

I’m the best in the world at what I do.

A little guy on a couch surrounded by cats and playing power washer simulator

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Feb 2

@alexpaknadel.bsky.social is amazing

Skin: “this place is fucked, right?”
Paige: “oh, totally. We’re in a lot of trouble.”

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Feb 2

And THIS????? We moved on too fast!! @phillipsevy.bsky.social didn’t have to go off like that!!

Paige Guthrie in her black and white Hellfire Vigil outfit

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Feb 2

Rereading Astonishing X-Men Infinity again after reading Generation X and it really hits

Mondo, gateway, Chamber, Paige, Jubilee, Sync, Skin standing in a circle with Banshee watching

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Jan 9

Share your favorite X-men and a comic you love them in 🧠💐

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Jan 9

Generation X is only proving the zaddy allegations

Sean Cassidy in the tiniest shorts possible with Emma Frost

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Dec 20

Me trying to figure out New Gods 😭

The scribbles of a madman

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Dec 15

King

Nova eating a big sandwich

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Dec 11

This has got to already be a reaction people use on the regular, right?

Emma Frost with an expression that says “what the actual fuck”

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Dec 11

Everyone’s always talking about Butter Rum but I was way more worried something was going to happen to Pum’kin the most perfect cat.

A panel from the Firestar mini. An orange cat rubs against a door frame

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Dec 7

I’m really loving Swamp Thing

Swamp thing covering his mouth and looking concerned

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Nov 7

How work has me today

A little girl crying as she colors.

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Oct 28

No, I will not be taking questions at this time.

Sean Cassidy is a zaddy

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Oct 27

When @mattparent.bsky.social and I went to Deadpool 2, the machine had run out of tickets and an employee had to hand write us tickets. First of all, I miss getting physical tickets from the movies, secondly I am not staying up for a 9:30pm movie anymore.

A handwritten movie ticket for Deadpool 2 9:30pm in theater 6

Cinemark’s ticket backing

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Oct 25

Mood

Scott summers after falling out of a window

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Oct 12

10 Comic characters to know me by… Ben Grimm Beast Cyclops Sage Beta Ray Bill Wolverine Moonknight Reed Richards Aurora Polaris

Scott Summers eating a sandwich

Sage from xmen

Beta ray bill saying “I’m going to make myself beautiful again.”

Polaris from the xmen

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Aug 16

Update they’ve witnessed a murder

“Noooooo!” While horses watch in horrified shock

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Aug 16

No one told me Nate Grey was such a himbo. He knows NOTHING #comicsky

Nate grey saying “i don’t really get how I do it but forge calls it a psi-link”

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Aug 16

What they doin

Two horses fucking?

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Aug 16

“If you can believe it — this was the positive upbeat chapter!”

“If you can believe it — this was the positive upbeat chapter!” Next issue things get worse…

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Aug 16

This is the funniest two comic panels I have ever read in my life

Comic panel saying “PSST!” “MONDO SAID PSST!”
From generation next #2

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Jul 2

Don’t you know whosever knows fear burns at the touch of Man-Thing??!! #comicsky

Merch girl meme surrounded by Man-Thing paraphernalia

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Jun 24

@mattparent.bsky.social says I have dad taste

Movie ballot: dunkirk, kill bill vol. 1, the babydoll, the handmaiden, knives out, Midsommar, dress, parasite, the shape of water, sinners

Allison Parent@allisonparent· Mar 20

#xspoilers #xmen

Wolverine thinking the word “pooped”