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Ally@allyzay· 7d

Where is that thread about funniest jokes in Christopher Nolan films because actually this is it

Behind the scenes shot on set of Tenet. Christopher Nolan has floppy blonde hair, a suit, and a stupid scarf that looks like the scarves "Christian girl autumn" Instagram girls wore in 2016. To his right is Earth's best looking man, Robert Pattinson, who is in Tenet. His character has floppy blonde hair, a suit, and one of those Instagram girl scarves too. There is no reason his character would dress like this: he wears it in a scene describing the motivation/justification behind what is certainly the most expensive action sequence in the entire movie.

Ally@allyzay· 12d

Like???? Has Penelope Cruz seen this

Ally@allyzay· 21d

So there are now a million TikToks using the siren song from the Odyssey and every time one comes up on my phone my cat appears out of nowhere and does this? Do I need to put wax in her ears. Ludwig what have you done.

A small tuxedo cat rolling around on the floor showing her tummy

Ally@allyzay· 29d

Proof

Ally@allyzay· Jul 10

I showed the cat your posts

A tuxedo cat looking very ill and disappointed. His tongue is out.

Ally@allyzay· Jul 7

Found your ass Waldo

Man at the US-Belgium world cup. He is wearing a red and white striped shirt like Waldo the book character though oddly it says MAINE

Ally@allyzay· Jun 30

What does he know

A tuxedo cat making an insane face like he wants me to answer a riddle

Ally@allyzay· Jun 11

Cat and KAT

A little tuxedo cat with a pink collar pawing at the TV where Karl Anthony Towns is playing basketball

Ally@allyzay· Jun 11

Call the ambulance...but not for me! Meme where an old man pulls out a gun but it's the knicks instead of an old man

Ally@allyzay· Jun 6

The typo is "Jordan shamet" and also random ai letters

Ally@allyzay· Jun 6

But do you have a bootleg ecf championship shirt with an insane typo on Landry Shamet's name?

Me with a stupid t shirt that does what the original message says

Ally@allyzay· May 26

I've already procured an ECF champions shirt from a bootlegger LFG KNICKS

Me standing in a subway station holding a $10 t shirt

Ally@allyzay· May 16

Read this in a couple hours today. One of the best memoirs I've ever read. High recommend, dealt with some of the same issues & i recognized my own humor in her telling, tho obviously I have not been on iCarly. Of course out of nowhere my own fucking mom started messaging me while I was reading it.

Ally@allyzay· May 16

So this boat blew up in front of me a little bit ago and when googling to figure out what happened I found a bunch of articles about a boat in a similar spot that blew up last weekend so my main conclusion is the Miami Vice Stunt Spectacular was a documentary.

A boat very much on fire while ppl just ignore it in a poool

Ally@allyzay· May 3

Hi we are stupid idiots who set off the burglar alarm and the police came and now we are scared

Ally@allyzay· Apr 22

Oh so the 27 year old who runs the American Squid Games is a bad employer, I see.

Headline: Accusations of a Toxic Workplace at MrBeast's Production Company.

Ally@allyzay· Apr 13

This is possibly the funniest framing I've ever seen complaining about checked bag fees. 1) checked bag fees apply to everyone at every destination? 2) I have a small child and have gone to both Disneys and both Universals with him without checking bags? Learn how to pack?

Headline:
CONFIRMED: Airlines to punish Disney travelers flying to Orlando or Anaheim after booking

Ally@allyzay· Feb 26

Today it is snowballs. Tomorrow it could be 9/11 or worse - the PBA

Ally@allyzay· Feb 23

Image of Paris Hilton that says "socialist" underneath her

Ally@allyzay· Feb 16

Proof of concept

Me, Dwight Gooden, and my son at a random ass bar

Ally@allyzay· Feb 9

He put on a hat but he took off his scarf

Ally@allyzay· Jan 24

I get there is a prioritization ranking but if these types of Americans aren't also in the deprogramming or prison group when the revolution comes ISTG

I'm sorry but I'm not fully alt texting another blue no matter who freak saying VOTE and trying to excuse not having a majority.

Ally@allyzay· Jan 21

A black and white kitten with his tongue out. He looks deranged.

A different black and white kitten sticking her head out of a cat-shaped hole in a box. This one has a little underbite.

Ally@allyzay· Jan 15

And the lying continues. This is actually a Robert Pattinson level of lying not just a Safdie character level of lying.

Instagram post from the wrap with the headline: "A24 balked at original Marty Supreme ending where Timothee Chalamet turns into a vampire"

Ally@allyzay· Jan 14

He would fit in well here

Two ridiculous tuxedo kittens staring at the camera while cuddling. They are lying on a wooden floor with one fully on a neutral rug and the other touching a blue tropical themed rug.

Ally@allyzay· Jan 14

This is a lie one of his protagonists would tell. "Robert Pattinson, you're the only British person I've ever met so you gotta do this for me."

Robert Pattinson apparently cameo'd in Marty Supreme, as the voice of the ping pong announcer in the British Open sequence. Josh Safdie explains he got Pattinson to do this because he "doesn't know any British people" which is definitely untrue because Tilda Swinton (British) is in Uncut Gems.

Ally@allyzay· Dec 29

Me drinking a coffee from a hospital bed. I'm missing nail polish from a nail because you can't have gel nail polish on the finger they need to do the pulse ox on for surgery. My skin looks good.

Ally@allyzay· Dec 23

GOOD TIME (2017) | dir. the Safdie Brothers

It's a headline from the guardian titled, "My big night out: I was hungover and locked in an apartment. The only escape? A high, narrow window ledge"

Ally@allyzay· Dec 21

Oh check out this little asshole

A tuxedo kitten screwing around with a Christmas tree

Ally@allyzay· Dec 15

A thing about this movie that I have seen NO ONE mention is the part of the film when they get into Blanc's car and the music he was listening to is SKIMBLESHANKS THE RAILWAY CAT. Rian Johnson should just keep making his TV and film series about LGBTQ detectives forever???