My favorite epitaph for him came from Michael Fanone:

Here's mine!

Phvq you, Dumpty.

I hope that this "excursion" into Iran and the easily-predicted blockade of the Strait of Hormuz has made Humpty Dumpty feel like a big, strong, powerful leader that he isn't. Because phvq him.

Just leaving this right here, on No Kings Day.

Terry Moran is a modern-day hero. P.S. I quit watching ABC news when they bent the knee and paid Dumpty $15m because he got his fee-fees hurt when Stephanopoulos (rightly) called him a convicted sexual predator.

Kudos to MapQuest, who, unlike Google and Apple, not only refused to re-name an international body of water to kiss orange tushie, but also gave peons like you and me the ability to re-name it whatever our heart's desire may be.

I'll tick all three boxes when my daughter goes to college in 18 months. Fuck Johnson, fuck Dumpty, fuck the GOP. I don't have a lot, and they're planning to penalize me for what little I have.

The tree that sat in the stand for five days, undecorated, is finally dressed for the season! Happy winter season to everybody!

So glad to be migrating here. The following is a lovely interaction from someone on X who objected to my comment that the borders aren't "wide open":