Almost Odiena

@almostodiena

A back-up account to talk wrestling in case the original hellsite finally flames fully out…

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Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Jun 18

Waffles has a type. As do I.

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· May 19

lol, swerve, let’s start with Leyton Buzzard’s heel turn Struggling to win clean, playing possum recalling his heartbreaking injury, following up with a low-blow Sneering on merch, revealing his Jekyll and Hyde shirt was him hiding in plain sight Perfection. (Photo by @awfullywaffly.bsky.social)

Picture of new RevPro cruiserweight champion Leyton Buzzard holding the belt that he definitely didn’t win via nefarious means.

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Jan 18

Here’s the card, if you’re undecided…I would encourage it because I would be there if I could but I have no restraint so… (Yeah, I am sticking around for mystery 2. Spent all of yesterday rushing around (or at shows) and the thought of rushing off again to Coventry was too much 💀)

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Dec 29

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Nov 1

I was going to say a slightly more modest contribution on my end but then I remembered one of mine was 11%. So not that modest.

Tiny Rebel Pump Up The Jam Pale and Vault City Gingerbread Latte Stout.

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Oct 6

This month is going to bloody bankrupt me. Help.

Tweet showing th poster for the Jan Attack wrestling show, showing Evil UNO will be there and ticket bundles will be available for this and Mystery Wrestling

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Oct 4

And I am guessing this is also Southampton? Because the other RevPro pic he shared *before* this one was definitely. (He’s not there next week, because he’s confirmed in Japan but I was complaining to someone earlier about the likelihood of him rocking up for seasons beatings then going again)

Leyton Buzzard in a RevPro ring, probably in Southampton to spite me and me specifically.

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Sep 24

Probably too late already but I would like to try and be the person who brings this to @wrassletrash.is.goblin.fyi’s attention as I think it will bring them joy…

Tweet from Kenny Omega saying:

Another day and another legend doing the splits on it for the yearly TKO gift basket…

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Jul 20

Remind me which one is the mean one? 😭😭😭

Screenshot of TK Cooper’s story, where he is sharing Trent Severn in a sling with the caption ‘If this is the state of you after a match with Chuck Mambo? Be serious’. Proving he is in fact a terrible, mean boy (unlike sweet angel Chuck Mambo)

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Jul 5

Dogs in question, because I am not so inhumane as to mention them and not share…

An English setter and a collie chilling in a car boot before a walk.

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Jun 20

Excuse me. I spent hours crafting that apostrophe 😭😭😭

Close up of the word ‘we’re’ on the friendship bracelet, showing a carefully crafted apostrophe made with seed beads.

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Jun 20

A friendship bracelet with the words ‘we’re fine’ on it.

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Jun 14

Have you been personally victimised by a lying wolf boy? Call 1-800-that-absolute-dickhead to see if you can claim for emotional damages. (Unlike me to UNDERESTIMATE potential woe but that took less than half hour. Me and @awfullywaffly.bsky.social putting in a joint claim)

TK Cooper tweeting the train time table from Stevenage to Leicester just to taunt us because he is mean.

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Jun 2

Was looking for something and instead I found this… @awfullywaffly.bsky.social…did we…did we do this? Is it our fault??? 😭😭😭

Screencap of a Twitter thread in which me and Awfully Waffly goad TK Cooper that if Sunshine Machine splits up we will choose Mambo…

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· May 25

Manifesting two matches today and two matches at York Hall. If Teeks says it can happen, we believe him right?

Three orange and black bracelets. Two say particularly messianic and the other says HDBT Messiah and they are all in support of the next RevPro Champion TK Cooper…

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· May 23

How it’s going…

A screenshot of someone changing a wrestling group chat’s name to ‘WE’RE FINE’

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· May 12

This is your fault Leon, just because you forgot who your own tag partner is, don’t be stirring discontent in theirs…

screenshot of TK Coopers IG stories where he has blocked out ‘Miss You Mambo’ from Sha Samuel’s photo callback to ShaShine Machine at Trios last year.

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Apr 29

A tale of anticipated heartbreak in 4 parts… (Just call me Cassandra 😭😭😭) (Also read the Alt text for the full story).

Impostor’s Needle reporting on Leyton Buzzard tweeted an enigmatic ‘97’ and doing the maths that 97 days would be Monday 28th April.

Me commenting under a picture Leyton posted in February, worrying that he’s posting a lot of BJW pictures recently and what if this means his 97 days mean a Japan return…

Me asking awfully waffly if she can help with some Japan-wrestling knowledge because I can’t work out how often BJW run shows on Mondays (when the 97 days run out)

Tweet of Leyton Buzzard making his triumphant BJW return on the 28th April. 97 days after his enigmatic tweet.

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Apr 12

Not saying you personally helped the gap get closed, but I’m not-not saying that either…

Most Beloved AEW Wrestler Tournament poll results with Orange Cassidy and 50.8% and Chuck Taylor at 49.2%

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Mar 30

No cheating. You are stuck in an elevator with your last saved person photo. Gonna just risk climbing out the top and waiting up there. Better for all involved.

The new Progress Champions, Chuck Mambo and TK Cooper.

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Mar 30

Especially as we were on to him once upon a time. How did they fool us (me) again?

Screencap of a WhatsApp dated 23rd Feb of me telling Waffles that TK Cooper has cried wolf one (hundred) too many times and we knew he’d be at Progress.

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Mar 30

We’re manifesting…heartbreak 😭😭😭

My arm covered in nowhere near enough sunshine machine bracelets (20?)

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Mar 28

Oh god, AEW fans with trypophobia get ‘Dogwood’ muted right now…RIGHT NOW.

Screenshot of me muting dogwood on Bluesky. Forever.

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Mar 28

I mean I cropped this out the original exchange…I guess at least you now have the answer is a positive spin on it? 😭😭😭

Twitter screenshot of waffles lamenting she can’t pick between Davis’s wrist, Chuck’s Ankle or Cole’s ankle as most hated wrestling limb.

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Mar 28

*lol, jks, almost a year ago to the day, I was chasing my own (and @awfullywaffly.bsky.social’s) tail about when MJF might come back despite knowing it was months out.

Screenshot of me and Waffles discussing when MJF might be back in AEW on 12/03/2024 because he posted something suspicious about his current whereabouts.

Almost Odiena@almostodiena· Mar 25

Honestly, this monster is wasted on the BritWres crowd. Proper girlies (gn) would have the red string out with us… (Delusions or spoilers in the Alt Text. Only time will tell)