Althea

@altheasus

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Althea@altheasus· 1d

This is the cat, who we call 4th dog, who somehow got entangled in the shrink wrap from bottled water. Not the best pictures because someone was very embarrassed. #uglydogs

A black cat stuck in the plastic packaging.

A black cat trying to go through the doggy door because they are very embarrassed they got stuck in the plastic wrap a case of bottles came in.

Althea@altheasus· 23d

#uglydogs got this text yesterday from my wife and had to explain the feelings box when I got home.

Althea@altheasus· 24d

It could be worse.

Althea@altheasus· Jun 20

Not even working now.

Althea@altheasus· Jun 17

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

Promo shot for the show Thea. The picture is of a 90s family.

Althea@altheasus· Jun 4

Double headed dinner is ready.

Stromboli that looks like a double sided dildo.

Althea@altheasus· May 2

This little pup rode along with their human and sister during a charity run today. It was not happy about being stuck in the sling and howled along to the national anthem.

A shepherd puppy sticking its head out of a sling strapped to its human.

Althea@altheasus· Apr 29

Heap Earth Upon It book cover with woman biting fllowers.

Althea@altheasus· Apr 29

Book cover of A Good Person with a woman biting flowers.

Althea@altheasus· Apr 17

It looks like the Lawrence Public Library's logo.

Althea@altheasus· Mar 23

We got a new HVAC system and the weather for the next week is going to put it through its paces. Lows in the 20s, highs in the 90s.

Screen shot of the 7 day forecast that goes from 30 degrees to 90 and back again.

Althea@altheasus· Feb 26

Our youngest dog, Faith, turned 3. She’s a good girl who enjoys going to school with my wife and ripping the eyes out of stuffies. #uglydogs

A chocolate lab with a lion stuffie in her mouth. She ripped the eyes out of the stuffie and is very proud of her work.

Althea@altheasus· Feb 8

My package is doing a side quest. It was actually in town!

Package tracking from Lawrence (where I live) to Atchison (don’t live there) back to KCMO and KCK (where I also don’t live).

Althea@altheasus· Jan 14

Old Sweet Tart wrappers. Stuck out from the chocolate options in a big bag of Halloween candy.

Mid-80s SweetTarts wrapper, with the name in the middle on a diagonal on a white field and red fields above and below.

Althea@altheasus· Jan 1

My word of the year is golden.

Althea@altheasus· Dec 28

The mascot for the Philadelphia Flyers hockey team. I don’t live in Philly of follow hockey, but the mascot is awesome.

Gritty, the mascot for the Philly Flyers wearing a hockey jersey and helmet. Gritty is covered in shaggy orange fur and has googly eyes.

Althea@altheasus· Dec 5

Pulled Beauty by Bill Wallace out of the discard pile because it’s one of my most traumatic books.

Althea@altheasus· Nov 21

#uglydogs much to my suprise, a second Bravermountain mushing shirt came today. XL, short sleeve. If you’re interested, send me a DM. US only, but I’ll pay for shipping.