james locks in {2026} 🗝️
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€dsky ✮ bi ✮ ftm 🏳️⚧️ ✮ he/him ✮ poc ✮ 32 ✮ adhd~ocd~bp2 ✮ dnfi minors, non-€dsky, fatphobes, terfs, bigots, or m@g@
My family made meatloaf and carrot cake but I’m stuck at work for another hour I’m so hungry
I bent the hell out of my phone charger plug HOW?? It literally looks like this 💀
I like myself from the front most, and I’m not sucking in my gut either 😊
My 1st before and after bc pics. Tbh I’m probably super bloated in the before photo but this is a 20 lb difference over 5 months.
Honestly this isn’t half bad. It’s basically pancakes in a cup and 10g of protein.
Something tells me the heat wave is here to stay until the end of summer :(
When my coworker said they prefer this heat wave over snow any day
Powerade saving my ass this week fr. I think I’ve been experiencing heat exhaustion symptoms but drinking this has helped with nausea and dizziness.
When it’s a “we’re changing offices next year and trying out new work policies” kind of staff meeting
Help I tried to draw a penguin from memory what’s wrong with him 😭
Couldn’t find the words “Pride Month” in a word search without finding the word “demon” first
When the bm is so immaculate you can hear the song “Higher” by Creed play in the background
Well fuck me with a handful of razors cuz I’m gonna die next week
My good mood’s been lasting so long now, my paranoia about getting depressed again has me like this:
How I looked at my brother when he said he barely remembers “A Goofy Movie” even though we watched it eleven million times as kids
Fucking $18 but it tastes divine and I’ll just eat my mom’s popcorn if I’m hungry