Everytime I get out of the shower I just wanna stay like this for the rest of the day

Happy new jockstrap day to all who celebrate

It moves.

Defend your butt card

Need someone to make me so something/do something to me before I spend all day like this

Yep, me again

Even the plushies are looking respectfully at it

It's called "lighting", and it's going to change everything

Moments before disaster (shifting my weight in such a way that part of the bed went crack)

I think the discarded clothes on the ground add a certain something

More?

Showered, shaved, slutty

Woof.

One day I'll clean this mirror

Waiting for you to come home

🚿

Too hot for clothes 🔥

This heat is killing me

🪞

I should buy more briefs

Now I live on the third floor all the stairs are only making it rounder

So sleepy I got into bed straight after work and napped for 90 minutes 😴

Need someone to come grab it

You joining me in the shower?

Way too horny for a lunch break, bad timing

A little help?

It's too hotttt

I need more shorts like this

There's still space on the couch if you wanna join

I do all my best work lying down