You should go on strike

@alvincarpenter

Strikes are popular. Every time there isn't a strike happening someone should be saying "I miss strikes, do you know when the next strike is?"

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You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· 19d

[The Boys Are Back In Town intensifies]

Mitsuharu Misawa, Giant Baba, Toshiaki Kawada, Akira Taue and Kenta Kobashi running together shirtless on a beach.

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· 23d

Timeline cleanse - marmot sniffing around for grub at the top of Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump.

A marmot facing the camera on a cliff top with grasses and shrubs in the background.

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· 24d

Timeline cleanse: capybaras having a soak to beat the midday heat in the Okanagan.

Four capybaras in a shaded pond relaxing with their eyes half closed.

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Jul 14

We used to be a proper country (competing to see who could bomb more Nazis)

An image of the side of a "Mosquito" WWII era airplane with a cartoon decal of a Mosquito bug dropping a bomb on a Nazi, with many icons of bombs to indicate how many the plane had dropped.

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Jul 10

Ascended Anarchist Mountain today (a real place I did not make up). Nice view.

An image of the town of Osoyoos with mountains in the background and lake Osoyoos from Anarchist Mountain lookout.

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Jun 28

It's true, look it up.

The Matrix poster with text saying:
"Yuen Wo-Ping made a movie with kung-fu laundry"

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Jun 28

Adding to the collection

A still from the movie The 10th Victim.

Marcello Mastroianni dressed all in black sits reading a comic book while Ursulla Andres sits away from him dressed all in pink.

In the background there are two men on cubes playing saxophones. It is not known why they are doing this.

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Jun 24

A 4 panel meme image of scumbag Vince McMahon looking more and more pleased and excited with each caption:
"You have contempt for Israel".
"You are also anti-American".
"You are anti western civilization".
"You are anti-capitalism".

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Jun 22

Nearly died watching o.g. Nightmare on Elm Street seeing the giant cat riding a San Fran trolley car and dogs playing poker not exactly hidden in the background.

A doctor and middle aged woman in a room with a poster on the wall with a giant cat in a hawaiian party shirt getting off a trolley car in frojt of the Golden Gate Bridge.

A teenage girl in a badement in front of the furnace, with a wall hanging of dogs playing poker.

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Jun 18

Same.

A still from the movie Liu Sanjie with an old man speaking to a woman with subtitles saying "I also like cursing the rich."

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Jun 18

Liu Sanjie or Third Sister Liu is a banger of a 1960s Chinese anti-landlord musical. A++

A still from "Third Sister Liu", with Liu speaking with subtitles saying "No the rich are all man-eating jackald."

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Jun 10

Ducks fear me, women want me.

A crispy roasted duck on a pan with potatoes cooked in duck fat.

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Jun 10

Decided to fuck around and roast a duck.

A duck prepared for roasting on a pan with potatoes underneath.

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Jun 3

Henry Rollins with a microphone and a crudely added speech bubble making it look like he is quoted in the original post.

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· May 23

An image of Star Trek's Deep Space Nine with text "Workers of the World Unite"

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· May 1

On behalf of Comrade O'Reilly I wish you all a happy International Workers' Day.

Screen shot of comrade Bill O'Reilly's Fox News show "The O'Reilly Factor" captioned "Talking Points Commentary" and a text box reading: "The Far Left Running Wild.

Yesterday was May Day, where communists and socialosts celebrate their belief that stealing private property is a good thing."

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Apr 17

Guitar Wolf said trans rights in 1999.

An awesome still from the movie "Wild Zero" with Guitar Wolf on screen with the subtitles reading "Love has no borders, nationalities or genders!"

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Apr 14

Finally, someone with taste.

A still from the movie "Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar", the two are lounging in a pool with big goofy smiles.

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Apr 4

Landlords having a normal one.

A screen shot of a reddit post on r/VancouverLandlords with the title "Using the logic of Reconciliation, could the USA possibly claim Astronaut Title to the Moon?"

The body text in the sceeenshot reads: "The Americans have been the only original people to step foot on the Moon in the entire history of humanity. They were unquestionably there first..."

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Mar 25

Gotta find a halfway point because John Waters was on to something here. He'd probably allow an addition that Harry Potter doesn't count.

A still of John Waters in a room with shelves and piles of books with a quote:

"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Mar 22

A still from the show Creature Commandos with a close up of character G.I. Robot, eyes narrowed.

The caption reads "That's what a Nazi would say".

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Mar 14

Anyone got the original that Rank and File used all the time? Couldn't find it so I made this.

A meme of a dog pooping, looking ashamed with the caption "Fraser Institute releases another study"

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Mar 11

Evergreen

Tweet by @NotABigJerk that says

"I’m not falling for that hot take. that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Mar 10

Jackie Chan's 1983 Project A is an all time banger. This line is only minutes after they sing a song about how useless Hong Kong cops are, the only thing you can expect from them is just to blow their whistles.

A still from the movie Project A with the captain of the Coast Guard in subtitles saying to Jackie Chan "These outrageous cops... I've wanged to beat them up for so long."

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Mar 5

People watching Carney speak these days:

Raymond Q. Smuckles, a talking cat wearing sunglasses, a medallion and a thong (thong not pictured) from the internet comic Achewood saying "Daaaamn! That answer could use some work!"

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Feb 18

It me.

A sign for "J Parrino's Queen City Deli" says:
"I am...
Republican
Democrat
Having a Wet Beef"

With a checkmark beside "Having a wet beef"

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Feb 17

Wondering did the ratfuckers use this against him in the primaries?

Jesse Jackson looking cool as shit smoking a cigar with Fidel Castro.

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Feb 15

1970 Mapuche style is off the charts. From the documentary The First Year about Chile under Allende.

A still from the documentary The First Year. A Mapuche man wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt is playing the accordion.

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Feb 14

I love this man.

An image of Nicolas Cage with a glass raised covering half of his face.

The text reads "Nicolas Cage says his performance in Spider-Noir is '70% Humphrey Bogart, 30% Bugs Bunny"

You should go on strike@alvincarpenter· Feb 12

We're still 13 years old here and wanted to make sure the internet saw our cock sauce.