Amy Vansant
@amyvansant
Author - Mostly mystery/thriller. Humor. Little romance. Even the thrillers are relentlessly upbeat. Help other authors through my
Gratitude to whomever chose these chairs for the waiting room. Wondering what the hell possessed you to choose this pattern killed a good 15 minutes.
Everyone knows women love pretty men. David Bowie, Harry Styles, every band in the 80s - fools. Falling right into our trap...
This newly-discovered blue octopus from the Galápagos Islands could curl up in the palm of your hand. Yes please. #animals www.fieldmuseum.org/about/press/...
I haven't read this, but spoiler alert. The cat did it. #dogsofbluesky #cats
When you come back from walking the dog to find an armadillo doing donuts in the driveway. #dogsofbluesky #dogs
One day, I’d like to use a napkin that the dog hasn’t stolen and mouthed. #dogs #dogsofbluesky
This 100lb terrorist, at age 5, now growls and drapes himself across the bed he's not allowed to sleep on for hours until I leave the bedroom and sleep with him on the sofa. I'm so grateful that he then lets me sleep that we snuggle. Is this Stockholm Syndrome? #dog #dogs #DogsOfBluesky
NEW! Pineapple Park - Pineapple Port Mysteries #27 - Released! Save $2 for a limited time! All books can be read as standalones or as part of a series from the beginning. www.amazon.com/gp/product/B... #books #cozymystery #booksky
If you love cozy mysteries, don't miss Pineapple Port! All Pineapple Port books with land critters on the cover are 99c off thru March 29 - catch up on books you've missed! #books #cozymystery #booksky www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
When Archer is falling asleep, we like to pretend he's a drawbridge constantly besieged by pesky sailboats. #dogs
Me: Archer, stop begging Archer: I'm not. Me: Dude, I literally can't take a photo of you without your tongue hanging out. Archer: Lies. #dogs
Big shoutout to Google for doing some massive Chrome update and COMPLETELY DESTROYING MY MORNING.
Socks? What socks? Oh, you mean these? These are yours? Wow, that's so weird! I don't know how I ended up with them. So weird. #dogs #dogsofbluesky
Need a laugh? New romantic comedy WhistleBlow - $3 off and on KindleUnlimited! www.amazon.com/gp/product/B... Big Money Takedown, Small-Town Romantic Comedy A corporate whistleblower hides from a vengeful ex in her quirky hometown, only to find the man hunting her is her childhood crush. #booksky
Coldest day in forevs and Archer goes into the backyard only to return with a coconut. We don't have a coconut tree. Current status: MINE. #doglife #dogsofBluesky
Stephen King is organizing the welcome committee for ICE in Maine. #ICE
Archer drops the toy at our feet and then hides, waiting for us to throw it. I do not understand this behavior. #doglife #dogsofBluesky
New Romantic Comedy-Take a happy break ! A corporate whistleblower hides from a vengeful ex in her artist-colony hometown, only to bump back into her childhood crush. Feel good stuff all around!! $2.99 PREORDER - Releases Feb. 3 (paperback available now!) www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
Three biggest #Christmas traumas of my young life: 3) The time mom made ham instead of turkey (I love turkey skin) 2) Every time I didn’t get a horse. And number one with a bullet: 1) Watching Dan Akroyd eat salmon through a dirty Santa beard in Trading Places.
New Release for the holidays! Read on Kindle Unlimited, too! www.amazon.com/gp/product/B... Pineapple Port is terrorized by real-life Yule Lads—thirteen troll-like brothers from Icelandic folklore who judge children "naughty or nice" at Christmas.
So the next hurricane that hits a red state, they totally get to blame him for letting it happen, right? Talked to a friend. She's sending it straight to Mar-a-Lago:
Once you leave a spoon on the pie plate in the fridge, you know your dreams of not gaining over the holidays are officially dead.
