important information about my what? uh? did someone do something? i dont know what this is can you… oh.

went to look at an air quality alert notification and damn this doesn't seem good

no. i emailed you because your fucking ai bot can't help. fuck you into orbit.

art

feeling like a real airplane dog

essential feature of the airport

bell jetrar

i’m not like. a car guy. but my car is cute. he’s a cute little dude.

this wine label looks like the logo for a children’s dentist

roland nobody fucking wanted this. why did you do this? what the fuck. why did you email me about this? this like sending a company-wide "does anyone have any spare underwear cause i shit my pants" email

when the thing in your copy paste buffer isn't the thing you expected it to be

sincerely the best bar in pittsburgh

furiously refreshing voredash and it keeps saying this but they’re an hour late already

y’all got so horny they took the parade, do better

this is like a finished mad lib entitled “the worst event in history”

fyi

it is @spikeo.bsky.social

oh this album is gonna be Good good

i challenge you to guess what kind of product this description is for

no idea what this is about but i love it

in one way the current beta iteration of ios 27 is a refinement that makes liquid glass look genuinely great and smooths a lot of rough edges. and then the current state of the new spotlight search is maybe the ugliest thing apple has ever shipped.

the two genders

in case i get blocked

weird bsky rendering bug had me doing a doubletake trying to understand the connection between these two posts

it's nice to, for once, see an outlet put out a headline that makes what's going on very clear

i wonder who this creature is

this reply is making more angry than it should, did you not see the sign, it says an actual dog. no actual reason to be mad but every time i look at it my brain is like "go to hell" but i can't say that because it's not ill-intentioned