from the home decor news desk: this weekend i personally discovered the pottery barn/williams sonoma outlet in San Marcos, a heretofore unexplored territory, and I am delighted to have scored this extremely basic-ass-bitch faux neon for my bar

no thoughts only glitch

oh no where's Tipsy, a mystery

she sink

earlier today i got my husband to take some new headshots of me and can i just please brag about this cute ding-dang dress and how fun it looks with my bright green nails

UPDATE I regret to inform that today's Beach Villain is Panda, who slipped her leash to chase down a German Shepherd about 6 times her size as if it had personally assassinated her entire bloodline Luckily a hero was able to snag her leash and the big dog absolutely blanked her, Mariah-style

I've spent the morning watching a 10 y/o girl learn to boogie board from her dad and she's getting incredibly good at it while a kid nearby tries to tackle every seagull in sight AND Elon's launch yesterday got scrapped 😹🤌🏻 there's really just no better place on earth than SPI.

she beach

ALSO I MET A TURTLE TORTIE

y'all this was so fun

UPDATE: I AM ABOUT TO PAINT WITH THE SEA TURTLES!!

I initially read this as "if they assassinate him" and I was like 👀surely he can't be THAT unclear about how death works, but maybe

I got a new chair and it is Tipsy-approved, what a relief

oh no it finally came for me

ATTN: AUSTIN Anyone missing this dog? Found in Highland this morning. Unsure if boy or girl, because such floof. Seems young, has clean teeth, is friendly and was very hungry.

I made this important alignment map while I was drafting today's @theflytrapmedia.com piece on learning to love ugly shoes. The tabi hooves are bad but IMO nothing is worse than these clowny blue Celine wrestling boots www.theflytrapmedia.com/foot-pain-fa...

I was ~ influenced ~ into making the spicy briny pickle olive coke and it's so delicious and refreshing

"omg mum ur embarrassing me who gets hair to match their cat"

today I got CALICO HAIR

i love a lot of things about building a cooperatively owned feminist media empire with a bunch of stone-cold badasses but topmost among those things is shit like this absolutely pristine promo copy

i can't stand it

no thoughts only feetsies and leggies

apparently it hates the link? anyway do a google for "napbae" and get this thing

show me a picture that captures your essence

Panda is going to the groomer tomorrow and I am halfway terrified of what kind of America-250 nonsense they are going to doll her up in on the other hand, i can't wait to see it

she bake

Point of order: can we bring back the millennial bangs bump, as a treat? Just for summer? It's too mf hot to have hair on my face

Stella Stella Kitten Stellz Stellerz Stellums Stellings Stellington Stella Catten B. Kittenme Tinykitten Weekitten Smolkat Goobercat Gooberface She Loud Hollercat

Fizz T. Doge Fizzy Fizzums Fizz bomb Fizzerina Fizztastic Fizzeroni Doge DOGE (the emphasis matters) T. Doge Gin Fizz (her actual name lol) Fizzbomberina Goober Miss Goobems Goobz T. Goobz

Panda Panda Z. Patatas Pander Pinder-Pander Pinder Z. Pander She Pinder, Tambien She Pander Pandango Pandingo Panda Express Pandon't Panderp Pandiando Pandido Pandiggity Dog